mobby boynihan
@mattbasky.bsky.social
buy me bonestorm or go to hell. he/him
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mobby boynihan
@mattbasky.bsky.social
· Nov 21
looking to find more followers! I don’t like anything or do anything and I spend all my time suspended in a tank of translucent goo
we’re all meeting up at the denny’s where that guy burned to death later if you wanna come with
January 24, 2026 at 6:09 PM
we’re all meeting up at the denny’s where that guy burned to death later if you wanna come with
the man they couldn’t hang (too fat)
January 24, 2026 at 4:11 PM
the man they couldn’t hang (too fat)
the world has been run on a socioeconomic system wherein the ruling class tells us ad nauseam that they are sorry for party rocking, when the truth is they hold no regrets for party rocking at all
January 21, 2026 at 7:06 PM
the world has been run on a socioeconomic system wherein the ruling class tells us ad nauseam that they are sorry for party rocking, when the truth is they hold no regrets for party rocking at all
nowadays people don’t like to talk about killing baby hitler, which is bad because if you find yourself in a situation where you NEED to kill baby hitler you won’t have any attack combos memorized and you’ll get filtered by his second form
January 21, 2026 at 6:22 PM
nowadays people don’t like to talk about killing baby hitler, which is bad because if you find yourself in a situation where you NEED to kill baby hitler you won’t have any attack combos memorized and you’ll get filtered by his second form
if genghis khan were alive today he’d be blowing big ol nasty vape clouds everywhere
January 17, 2026 at 5:44 PM
if genghis khan were alive today he’d be blowing big ol nasty vape clouds everywhere
tried listening to deftones and it’s like why is this guy moaning at me like he’s gonna cum or something? and now he’s screaming, this guy is cumming and screaming at me
January 14, 2026 at 8:02 AM
tried listening to deftones and it’s like why is this guy moaning at me like he’s gonna cum or something? and now he’s screaming, this guy is cumming and screaming at me
need to get me one of those oreo speedwagons
January 9, 2026 at 5:16 PM
need to get me one of those oreo speedwagons
Triumph taught me to lay it on the line but Toto taught me to hold it there
December 24, 2025 at 12:26 AM
Triumph taught me to lay it on the line but Toto taught me to hold it there
alan dershowitz in the pit crowdkilling like:
alan dershowitz shadowboxing going like “dersh! dersh! dersh!”
December 17, 2025 at 11:22 PM
alan dershowitz in the pit crowdkilling like:
alan dershowitz shadowboxing going like “dersh! dersh! dersh!”
December 17, 2025 at 11:19 PM
alan dershowitz shadowboxing going like “dersh! dersh! dersh!”
the romans had the right idea: eat until you puke, fuck until you puke, puke until you puke. how they ever let a bunch of goths crash the party I’ll never understand
December 17, 2025 at 10:43 PM
the romans had the right idea: eat until you puke, fuck until you puke, puke until you puke. how they ever let a bunch of goths crash the party I’ll never understand
vancouver has piss alley and blood alley, wondering what other alleys are named after bodily fluids in this beautiful city
December 17, 2025 at 8:28 PM
vancouver has piss alley and blood alley, wondering what other alleys are named after bodily fluids in this beautiful city
it’s 2036 and the top podcast in the world is “weekend buddies w/ andy skunt” and it’s just a man doxxing and threatening to kill handicapped people
December 12, 2025 at 9:08 PM
it’s 2036 and the top podcast in the world is “weekend buddies w/ andy skunt” and it’s just a man doxxing and threatening to kill handicapped people
*sick in bed* girlfriennnnnnd I need you to invent the bong straw
December 6, 2025 at 1:27 AM
*sick in bed* girlfriennnnnnd I need you to invent the bong straw
stuck downtown after a long day at work because the goddamn santa claus parade, ensuring I am blackpilled on Christmas for the fifth or sixth year in a row. my feet hurt and I have a party to get to and I honestly don’t know if I hate Jesus or Santa more rn
November 30, 2025 at 2:18 AM
stuck downtown after a long day at work because the goddamn santa claus parade, ensuring I am blackpilled on Christmas for the fifth or sixth year in a row. my feet hurt and I have a party to get to and I honestly don’t know if I hate Jesus or Santa more rn
doing some repairs on my geodesic dome, gotta make a trip down to Dome Hardware
November 27, 2025 at 6:55 PM
doing some repairs on my geodesic dome, gotta make a trip down to Dome Hardware
every time I watch Clerks I get closer and closer to buying a Soviet hockey jersey
November 27, 2025 at 4:16 AM
every time I watch Clerks I get closer and closer to buying a Soviet hockey jersey
bought a new shelf from IKEA and apparently the instructions are only accessible in fucking Fortnite???
November 26, 2025 at 8:59 PM
bought a new shelf from IKEA and apparently the instructions are only accessible in fucking Fortnite???
the doctor said I have very cozy veins :)
November 22, 2025 at 9:05 PM
the doctor said I have very cozy veins :)
what if bill engval was vietnamese call him bill ngval thank you very much
November 13, 2025 at 11:09 PM
what if bill engval was vietnamese call him bill ngval thank you very much
bojack horseman: you will believe a dog can have cum gutters
November 11, 2025 at 10:54 PM
bojack horseman: you will believe a dog can have cum gutters
Pass me that can of Uncle Grenade’s Country Style Shrapnel will you
November 10, 2025 at 3:19 AM
Pass me that can of Uncle Grenade’s Country Style Shrapnel will you
I refuse to know the details of why ostriches are being culled. All I need to know is that chuds are mad so kill all those fuckers I say, there’s probably a good reason
November 7, 2025 at 9:00 PM
I refuse to know the details of why ostriches are being culled. All I need to know is that chuds are mad so kill all those fuckers I say, there’s probably a good reason
Grimes has a new track that opens with a robot voice saying “this is what it’s like to be hunted by something smarter than you” so I assume it’s a song about being chased by a seagull
November 7, 2025 at 4:53 PM
Grimes has a new track that opens with a robot voice saying “this is what it’s like to be hunted by something smarter than you” so I assume it’s a song about being chased by a seagull
reached the end of my work day for a fun filled evening of grocery shopping, cooking dinner and cleaning dishes
November 6, 2025 at 1:13 AM
reached the end of my work day for a fun filled evening of grocery shopping, cooking dinner and cleaning dishes