Match @C2E2
@matchstickcosplay.bsky.social
Cosplay. Lesbianism. Screaming into the void. They/any
Borderlands, Hades, Arcane, The Locked Tomb, Critical Role
🔞 ADULT CONTENT 🔞
Borderlands, Hades, Arcane, The Locked Tomb, Critical Role
🔞 ADULT CONTENT 🔞
"Odysseushadesgame still hot. What the FUCK did they put into him??"
"Lesbian bait, I guess"
"Come on Peepaw, let's get you back into Tartarus"
"Lesbian bait, I guess"
"Come on Peepaw, let's get you back into Tartarus"
September 26, 2025 at 9:32 PM
"Odysseushadesgame still hot. What the FUCK did they put into him??"
"Lesbian bait, I guess"
"Come on Peepaw, let's get you back into Tartarus"
"Lesbian bait, I guess"
"Come on Peepaw, let's get you back into Tartarus"
Not the whole office listening to the conclusion of my since December long battle with (government agency) to get a simple status change for a couple items that I am unable to change myself
September 9, 2025 at 12:33 PM
Not the whole office listening to the conclusion of my since December long battle with (government agency) to get a simple status change for a couple items that I am unable to change myself
Me: Yeah I have a migraine so I'm gonna bounce in like 10"
Coworker: "You know what you need?"
At the same time:
Me: "Flower 🍃"
🥝: "Tequila."
Coworker: "You know what you need?"
At the same time:
Me: "Flower 🍃"
🥝: "Tequila."
August 29, 2025 at 4:24 PM
Me: Yeah I have a migraine so I'm gonna bounce in like 10"
Coworker: "You know what you need?"
At the same time:
Me: "Flower 🍃"
🥝: "Tequila."
Coworker: "You know what you need?"
At the same time:
Me: "Flower 🍃"
🥝: "Tequila."
I have one coworker who lets us request songs on his speaker. He tends to troll us and has been playing Who Let The Dogs Out basically every day for the past six months as well. He's off for his birthday today but he's still with us in spirit.
He just put Who Let The Dogs Out on remotely.
He just put Who Let The Dogs Out on remotely.
August 8, 2025 at 3:35 PM
I have one coworker who lets us request songs on his speaker. He tends to troll us and has been playing Who Let The Dogs Out basically every day for the past six months as well. He's off for his birthday today but he's still with us in spirit.
He just put Who Let The Dogs Out on remotely.
He just put Who Let The Dogs Out on remotely.
Overheard at work:
R: "J?"
J: "J?"
R: "J? Are you okay?"
J: "No."
R: "Oh, okay." *continues working*
R: "J?"
J: "J?"
R: "J? Are you okay?"
J: "No."
R: "Oh, okay." *continues working*
August 4, 2025 at 5:03 PM
Overheard at work:
R: "J?"
J: "J?"
R: "J? Are you okay?"
J: "No."
R: "Oh, okay." *continues working*
R: "J?"
J: "J?"
R: "J? Are you okay?"
J: "No."
R: "Oh, okay." *continues working*
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Local CEO caught CHEATING at Phillies game?!
July 19, 2025 at 1:07 AM
Local CEO caught CHEATING at Phillies game?!
Me watching the fake girlie with confidence issues befriend the other fake girlie with the confidence issues just waiting for the inevitable
July 18, 2025 at 9:02 PM
Me watching the fake girlie with confidence issues befriend the other fake girlie with the confidence issues just waiting for the inevitable
Here's the thing: I don't give a FUCK about the Epstein Files. I don't give a FUCK because I ALREADY KNEW BOTH THOSE MEN WERE BAD. I don't need MORE proof the Donald Trump is a pedo, he has ADMITTED IT HIMSELF.
July 17, 2025 at 5:51 PM
Here's the thing: I don't give a FUCK about the Epstein Files. I don't give a FUCK because I ALREADY KNEW BOTH THOSE MEN WERE BAD. I don't need MORE proof the Donald Trump is a pedo, he has ADMITTED IT HIMSELF.
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Ninth house family portrait, perhaps?
July 17, 2025 at 11:16 AM
Ninth house family portrait, perhaps?
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A pivotal coming of age moment in a millennial woman’s life is when you found the forum from which all the male music snobs you knew were stealing their opinions
July 16, 2025 at 6:12 PM
A pivotal coming of age moment in a millennial woman’s life is when you found the forum from which all the male music snobs you knew were stealing their opinions
she visited me in my dreams last night
July 9, 2025 at 12:05 PM
she visited me in my dreams last night
...this is the boss that was escorted out by cops for alleged fraud. Perhaps this is more concerning now.
Boss A, holding a machete with the energy of a toddler saying "watch this:" "You know, I kinda 'get' murderers."
July 7, 2025 at 10:11 PM
...this is the boss that was escorted out by cops for alleged fraud. Perhaps this is more concerning now.
Some guy in the gay bookstore today told me I looked like Tilda Swinton like what a compliment honestly
June 29, 2025 at 4:44 AM
Some guy in the gay bookstore today told me I looked like Tilda Swinton like what a compliment honestly
Boss came to talk to me (and only me) about our open enrollment this week and idk if its bc I've had a hard time with all the nuances of the new policies at work etc or if its bc she knows I dont talk to my parents but it was really nice 🥺 crazy how I've had my first good boss (outside retail) at 33
May 20, 2025 at 2:19 PM
Boss came to talk to me (and only me) about our open enrollment this week and idk if its bc I've had a hard time with all the nuances of the new policies at work etc or if its bc she knows I dont talk to my parents but it was really nice 🥺 crazy how I've had my first good boss (outside retail) at 33
My boss, explaining what whipits are to the 22 year old employee
Another normal day
Another normal day
May 14, 2025 at 5:15 PM
My boss, explaining what whipits are to the 22 year old employee
Another normal day
Another normal day
I swear to fucking satan why is tiktok the new tumblr. Why am I still seeing fucking bi discourse in 2025.
-if you don't want to date bi people thats fine just don't be shitty about it
-bi people you shouldn't date someone who doesn't want to date you anyway
-if you don't want to date bi people thats fine just don't be shitty about it
-bi people you shouldn't date someone who doesn't want to date you anyway
May 14, 2025 at 1:15 PM
I swear to fucking satan why is tiktok the new tumblr. Why am I still seeing fucking bi discourse in 2025.
-if you don't want to date bi people thats fine just don't be shitty about it
-bi people you shouldn't date someone who doesn't want to date you anyway
-if you don't want to date bi people thats fine just don't be shitty about it
-bi people you shouldn't date someone who doesn't want to date you anyway
May 9, 2025 at 7:26 PM
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Absolutely LIVING for the #BeauYasha shots from #C2E2 🥹 Hope y'all are ready for more of these disaster lesbeans 🩵🖤
📸 allthingslaurenstudios
Beau is @katgeocosplay.bsky.social
Yasha is @cosplaymeg.com
#cosplay #criticalrole #beau #beauregardlionett #beaucosplay #yasha #yashacosplay #mightynein
📸 allthingslaurenstudios
Beau is @katgeocosplay.bsky.social
Yasha is @cosplaymeg.com
#cosplay #criticalrole #beau #beauregardlionett #beaucosplay #yasha #yashacosplay #mightynein
May 9, 2025 at 12:11 PM
Absolutely LIVING for the #BeauYasha shots from #C2E2 🥹 Hope y'all are ready for more of these disaster lesbeans 🩵🖤
📸 allthingslaurenstudios
Beau is @katgeocosplay.bsky.social
Yasha is @cosplaymeg.com
#cosplay #criticalrole #beau #beauregardlionett #beaucosplay #yasha #yashacosplay #mightynein
📸 allthingslaurenstudios
Beau is @katgeocosplay.bsky.social
Yasha is @cosplaymeg.com
#cosplay #criticalrole #beau #beauregardlionett #beaucosplay #yasha #yashacosplay #mightynein
I miss her so fucking much
May 8, 2025 at 3:47 PM
I miss her so fucking much
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really want to redraw this lokius piece at some point,, can't believe it's already almost 4 years old
May 6, 2025 at 7:25 PM
really want to redraw this lokius piece at some point,, can't believe it's already almost 4 years old
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🏙️ 🎲 WINDY CITY WEEKLY SCHEDULE 🕹️ 🏙️
Experience all the twists and turns of our Chicago one-shot experience you helped vote for this Thursday, PLUS new episodes of #WeirdKids and more await on BEACON! ✨
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Experience all the twists and turns of our Chicago one-shot experience you helped vote for this Thursday, PLUS new episodes of #WeirdKids and more await on BEACON! ✨
READ THE FULL WEEKLY SCHEDULE ⬇️
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May 5, 2025 at 5:03 PM
🏙️ 🎲 WINDY CITY WEEKLY SCHEDULE 🕹️ 🏙️
Experience all the twists and turns of our Chicago one-shot experience you helped vote for this Thursday, PLUS new episodes of #WeirdKids and more await on BEACON! ✨
READ THE FULL WEEKLY SCHEDULE ⬇️
critrole.com/programming-...
Experience all the twists and turns of our Chicago one-shot experience you helped vote for this Thursday, PLUS new episodes of #WeirdKids and more await on BEACON! ✨
READ THE FULL WEEKLY SCHEDULE ⬇️
critrole.com/programming-...
Boss A, holding a machete with the energy of a toddler saying "watch this:" "You know, I kinda 'get' murderers."
May 1, 2025 at 1:53 PM
Boss A, holding a machete with the energy of a toddler saying "watch this:" "You know, I kinda 'get' murderers."
Me: Wow I've been feeling so depressed lately
*starts reading The Jungle by Upton Sinclair*
*starts reading The Jungle by Upton Sinclair*
April 24, 2025 at 3:22 PM
Me: Wow I've been feeling so depressed lately
*starts reading The Jungle by Upton Sinclair*
*starts reading The Jungle by Upton Sinclair*
Love that the idiot billionaire that wasn't elected wants to quit politics now because the left hurt his dewicate feewings. I lasted in politics for 15 years, starting at SIXTEEN YEARS OLD. I got called a n*zi to my face too, Elon. (Though ONE of us actually IS.) What a baby.
April 22, 2025 at 4:01 PM
Love that the idiot billionaire that wasn't elected wants to quit politics now because the left hurt his dewicate feewings. I lasted in politics for 15 years, starting at SIXTEEN YEARS OLD. I got called a n*zi to my face too, Elon. (Though ONE of us actually IS.) What a baby.
Boss: "So did you see what RFK said about autism and how autistic people can't hold down a job or pay taxes?"
Me: *looks at desk with all my shit at it* "I guess I'll leave then?"
Me: *looks at desk with all my shit at it* "I guess I'll leave then?"
April 17, 2025 at 3:07 PM
Boss: "So did you see what RFK said about autism and how autistic people can't hold down a job or pay taxes?"
Me: *looks at desk with all my shit at it* "I guess I'll leave then?"
Me: *looks at desk with all my shit at it* "I guess I'll leave then?"