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matarison
@matarison.bsky.social
Composer & musician.
Originator of the genre 'oppPop' (the opposite of whatever's popular).
https://matarison.bandcamp.com/
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Now you can post video's on this thing I thought I'd post a clip of me & my twin brother playing a complicated two part guitar piece I wrote a few years ago.
I always include a few mistakes & shoddy musicianship in my recordings, just so that people can tell it's not AI generated.
January 30, 2026 at 4:32 PM
I honestly think the boy next door could be the offspring of Satan.
January 25, 2026 at 4:44 PM
Just spent £225 upgrading to Cubase Pro because there's just one small feature I want to finish my new album.
No problem, I just need to sell an additional 32 copies on Bandcamp to recoup the cost 👍
January 21, 2026 at 9:54 AM
Just wondering whether to go out now, or wait till this afternoon when I've only got an 80% chance of getting pissed on.
January 21, 2026 at 9:23 AM
Maybe if we all pretend that America IS great again Donald Trump will stop doing stuff.
January 15, 2026 at 3:58 PM
"Sweet & nutty"? It's cheese! It's not supposed to be sweet OR nutty! Why do they insist on putting stupid adjectives on food nowadays? I don't want my cheese to be nutty any more than I want my nuts to be cheesy!!!
January 14, 2026 at 12:48 PM
I'm not a violent man, and I'll fight anyone who says otherwise.
January 12, 2026 at 11:26 AM
I'd bloody love it if X was banned in the UK. 😆
January 10, 2026 at 3:52 PM
If AI existed in 1966 and you asked it to make a new Beatles album, it would probably make a sort of amalgamation of the previous Beatles albums. It definitely wouldn't have made 'Revolver'.
January 10, 2026 at 10:05 AM
The reason I don't put photo's of myself on here is because I don't want you pervs using Grok to make nudey pictures of me 😞
January 9, 2026 at 4:11 PM
Reposted by matarison
I was disappointed they didn't release any more David Bowie compilations following on from "The Best of David Bowie 1980/1987" so I made my own (including lots of non-album singles & B-sides) and also, using my super-duper Photoshopping skills, made a nice cover for it.
January 8, 2026 at 5:22 PM
I was disappointed they didn't release any more David Bowie compilations following on from "The Best of David Bowie 1980/1987" so I made my own (including lots of non-album singles & B-sides) and also, using my super-duper Photoshopping skills, made a nice cover for it.
January 8, 2026 at 5:22 PM
When we eventually make computers smarter than we are it will be the first time in history that humans aren't the #1 intelligent thing on the planet.
Then, due to our over-reliance on AI, we'll gradually drop down the league table until we're somewhere between chimpanzees and squirrels.
January 6, 2026 at 12:00 PM
I've recently been watching "Live Aid" & old Doctor Who's on the BBC iplayer, and the two preview pictures could easily be interchangeable.
January 5, 2026 at 10:57 AM
Another lovely new years run, this time from the Stour, near Wickhambreaux.
January 4, 2026 at 9:00 AM
My wish for 2026 is that the world becomes a more stable place, and Donald Trump in particular doesn't do anything too...
oh bugger.
January 3, 2026 at 1:44 PM
A beautiful new years morning for a run at Seasalter today.
January 2, 2026 at 8:57 AM
Happy Yew Near!
January 1, 2026 at 1:45 PM
If we all try really hard maybe we can make 2026 less shit than the previous 5 years.
December 31, 2025 at 10:47 AM
I'm just streaming music while working, so only half listening, and I followed Weird Al Yankovic with Motley Crue, and keep expecting Motley Crue to sing something funny.
December 30, 2025 at 8:47 AM
Christmas is the only time I ever get to sit down and watch live TV and I have to say, I don't really like it.
December 26, 2025 at 1:04 PM
My Xmas day highlight was winning both rounds of Scattergories. My best answer was for "people who wear a uniform" beginning with K. Can anyone else get a treble score for that?
December 26, 2025 at 10:13 AM
and if I had all those things I'd have no idea where to keep them anyway, particularly the lords a-leaping.
December 23, 2025 at 4:36 PM
I'll not have much work over Xmas so thought I'd have plenty time to record the guitar part for the 1st movement of my Electric Guitar Concerto (out some time next year). But after 20 times trying to get the opening riff right I've managed to open up a small cut in my primary string bending finger 😫
December 22, 2025 at 11:17 AM