🔥Plague Dog🔥
@mastersarge.bsky.social
Ancient, warped, complicated bastard trying to make sense of a world gone fucky. AuDHD, PTSD, BYOB, WKRP. Fat old Bear/Hellhound, Musician, DJ, Comedian, Kinky Master/Daddy. Dark humor with no filter.
It's funny when nazis die.☠️🤣
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It's funny when nazis die.☠️🤣
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🔥Plague Dog🔥
@mastersarge.bsky.social
· Sep 25
Don't let small-minded people & petty bullshit get you down. Don't hurt anyone, be kind, be yourself, & live a life you're proud of! 💚
The ancient Beast is restless & in pain, unable to sleep. He slides out of bed, lumbers through His lair, & steps out into the cold, clear night. Greeted by bright, brilliant stars & constellations, the Demon looks up in awe, having never outgrown the beauty & wonder of a quiet starry night.
November 14, 2025 at 9:20 AM
The ancient Beast is restless & in pain, unable to sleep. He slides out of bed, lumbers through His lair, & steps out into the cold, clear night. Greeted by bright, brilliant stars & constellations, the Demon looks up in awe, having never outgrown the beauty & wonder of a quiet starry night.
*sings weakly, ala Limahl* 🎶 Neverending coooovid....laaa--*gasp, wheeze*
This shit just won't end. I hurt, feel sick and uncomfortable, have no energy or stamina, no appetite, my tastebuds are fucked, and all I want to do is sleep.
Protect yourself & others against Covid. You don't want this.
This shit just won't end. I hurt, feel sick and uncomfortable, have no energy or stamina, no appetite, my tastebuds are fucked, and all I want to do is sleep.
Protect yourself & others against Covid. You don't want this.
November 12, 2025 at 4:37 AM
*sings weakly, ala Limahl* 🎶 Neverending coooovid....laaa--*gasp, wheeze*
This shit just won't end. I hurt, feel sick and uncomfortable, have no energy or stamina, no appetite, my tastebuds are fucked, and all I want to do is sleep.
Protect yourself & others against Covid. You don't want this.
This shit just won't end. I hurt, feel sick and uncomfortable, have no energy or stamina, no appetite, my tastebuds are fucked, and all I want to do is sleep.
Protect yourself & others against Covid. You don't want this.
😁🥰💚
November 11, 2025 at 5:08 PM
😁🥰💚
Big muzzle-snoots require 3 tissues...minimum!
I don't make the rules.
(Actually, I do.)
I don't make the rules.
(Actually, I do.)
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November 10, 2025 at 7:11 PM
Big muzzle-snoots require 3 tissues...minimum!
I don't make the rules.
(Actually, I do.)
I don't make the rules.
(Actually, I do.)
👇🏽💯
The older I get, the more I understand why some people choose to disappear and live a quiet, private life.
November 8, 2025 at 7:08 PM
👇🏽💯
I worked 10+ hours & fucked my already crippled back to repair the concrete front steps. It was all destroyed last night due to an unforcasted rain storm.
*stares into space, numb*
Could be worse I guess. Could be cancer. The front steps could have cancer.
*stares into space, numb*
Could be worse I guess. Could be cancer. The front steps could have cancer.
November 8, 2025 at 5:17 PM
I worked 10+ hours & fucked my already crippled back to repair the concrete front steps. It was all destroyed last night due to an unforcasted rain storm.
*stares into space, numb*
Could be worse I guess. Could be cancer. The front steps could have cancer.
*stares into space, numb*
Could be worse I guess. Could be cancer. The front steps could have cancer.
Upon further research, I'm 99% sure I have covid. Again. 3rd time. Do I get a toaster or something?
Contrary to popular belief, it gets worse. First two were mild cold symptoms. This one has me hastily drafting a will (wheaton).
It's really fun. Everyone should try it. Lick a toilet or something.
Contrary to popular belief, it gets worse. First two were mild cold symptoms. This one has me hastily drafting a will (wheaton).
It's really fun. Everyone should try it. Lick a toilet or something.
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November 7, 2025 at 6:35 PM
Upon further research, I'm 99% sure I have covid. Again. 3rd time. Do I get a toaster or something?
Contrary to popular belief, it gets worse. First two were mild cold symptoms. This one has me hastily drafting a will (wheaton).
It's really fun. Everyone should try it. Lick a toilet or something.
Contrary to popular belief, it gets worse. First two were mild cold symptoms. This one has me hastily drafting a will (wheaton).
It's really fun. Everyone should try it. Lick a toilet or something.
Whatever turbo plague, covid/flu, space madness I have is still going after two weeks. My brain is aching & trying to claw its way out of My skull, I can't eat, & all sensory input is agonizingly painful. I hope it (or I) pass soon.
If I have any friends after all this...thank you.
🖤
If I have any friends after all this...thank you.
🖤
November 7, 2025 at 3:28 PM
Whatever turbo plague, covid/flu, space madness I have is still going after two weeks. My brain is aching & trying to claw its way out of My skull, I can't eat, & all sensory input is agonizingly painful. I hope it (or I) pass soon.
If I have any friends after all this...thank you.
🖤
If I have any friends after all this...thank you.
🖤
I'm suffering from Sudden Infant Anal Polio, Nipple Croup, Belle & Sebastian's Palsy, and Type 9 Gingivitis.
Pray for me.
Pray for me.
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November 6, 2025 at 10:24 PM
I'm suffering from Sudden Infant Anal Polio, Nipple Croup, Belle & Sebastian's Palsy, and Type 9 Gingivitis.
Pray for me.
Pray for me.
It feels like I'm trapped in a terrifying fever dream. I don't know who I am or who I'm supposed to be. It all feels wrong.
That's the best I can describe it.
Should probably just shut up. My life and feelings don't matter. Hardly noticed and quickly forgotten. Such is life.
I wish you love. 🖤
That's the best I can describe it.
Should probably just shut up. My life and feelings don't matter. Hardly noticed and quickly forgotten. Such is life.
I wish you love. 🖤
November 4, 2025 at 6:49 PM
It feels like I'm trapped in a terrifying fever dream. I don't know who I am or who I'm supposed to be. It all feels wrong.
That's the best I can describe it.
Should probably just shut up. My life and feelings don't matter. Hardly noticed and quickly forgotten. Such is life.
I wish you love. 🖤
That's the best I can describe it.
Should probably just shut up. My life and feelings don't matter. Hardly noticed and quickly forgotten. Such is life.
I wish you love. 🖤
I'm feeling an intense sickness and agony in my own head, body, and skin. Day after day. I can't shake it. It all feels wrong.
I guess I just wasn't made for these times.
Signed,
One of a million voices whimpering in the wind
I guess I just wasn't made for these times.
Signed,
One of a million voices whimpering in the wind
November 4, 2025 at 4:05 PM
I'm feeling an intense sickness and agony in my own head, body, and skin. Day after day. I can't shake it. It all feels wrong.
I guess I just wasn't made for these times.
Signed,
One of a million voices whimpering in the wind
I guess I just wasn't made for these times.
Signed,
One of a million voices whimpering in the wind
Would you go to a convention run by a trump-loving, gun-toting, racist, sexist, pedophile who drives a Tesla?
Well there's one happening this weekend. Try to find out any info on who the chairman is & his background. Can't do it can ya? They keep it hidden for a reason.
Happy Halloween! 🎃
Well there's one happening this weekend. Try to find out any info on who the chairman is & his background. Can't do it can ya? They keep it hidden for a reason.
Happy Halloween! 🎃
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November 1, 2025 at 10:14 PM
Would you go to a convention run by a trump-loving, gun-toting, racist, sexist, pedophile who drives a Tesla?
Well there's one happening this weekend. Try to find out any info on who the chairman is & his background. Can't do it can ya? They keep it hidden for a reason.
Happy Halloween! 🎃
Well there's one happening this weekend. Try to find out any info on who the chairman is & his background. Can't do it can ya? They keep it hidden for a reason.
Happy Halloween! 🎃
Oh, and they took My only form of assistance and self-respect away with SNAP. Now it's back to doing without and begging. I hope they fill that $400 million ballroom with dead bodies. Starting with the child rapist El Pedodente.
November 1, 2025 at 10:06 PM
Oh, and they took My only form of assistance and self-respect away with SNAP. Now it's back to doing without and begging. I hope they fill that $400 million ballroom with dead bodies. Starting with the child rapist El Pedodente.
Still feeling like crap. Body and head hurt, no energy, no appetite, everything smells/tastes bad, & I'm very uncomfortable and frustrated. I wake up angry, wander around for 40 seconds, and go back to bed. Fuck this. I've got a ton of work to do, which is difficult when you lack the will to live. 🖕🏽
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November 1, 2025 at 10:03 PM
Still feeling like crap. Body and head hurt, no energy, no appetite, everything smells/tastes bad, & I'm very uncomfortable and frustrated. I wake up angry, wander around for 40 seconds, and go back to bed. Fuck this. I've got a ton of work to do, which is difficult when you lack the will to live. 🖕🏽
"What are your plans for Halloween?"
"Eat candy until my toes fall off."
😳
"Eat candy until my toes fall off."
😳
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October 31, 2025 at 5:47 PM
"What are your plans for Halloween?"
"Eat candy until my toes fall off."
😳
"Eat candy until my toes fall off."
😳
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I'm still feeling like a shit sandwich that's been run over by a lawnmower, so I'm pushing the Devil Dog Radio Halloween show to next week.
"But Halloween will be over!"
No shit, Stacy. Look around you. We live in a horror movie 24/7. It's NEVER too late for darkness, death, & the occult! 😈
"But Halloween will be over!"
No shit, Stacy. Look around you. We live in a horror movie 24/7. It's NEVER too late for darkness, death, & the occult! 😈
October 31, 2025 at 5:06 PM
I'm still feeling like a shit sandwich that's been run over by a lawnmower, so I'm pushing the Devil Dog Radio Halloween show to next week.
"But Halloween will be over!"
No shit, Stacy. Look around you. We live in a horror movie 24/7. It's NEVER too late for darkness, death, & the occult! 😈
"But Halloween will be over!"
No shit, Stacy. Look around you. We live in a horror movie 24/7. It's NEVER too late for darkness, death, & the occult! 😈
Fever finally broke.
Gonna have to make some calls in the morning, see if I can get someone to come out and look at it.
Gonna have to make some calls in the morning, see if I can get someone to come out and look at it.
October 31, 2025 at 1:21 AM
Fever finally broke.
Gonna have to make some calls in the morning, see if I can get someone to come out and look at it.
Gonna have to make some calls in the morning, see if I can get someone to come out and look at it.
Hey, Sarge? What's your repetitive fever dream?
Oh that's easy.
*slowly goes insane*
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Oh that's easy.
*slowly goes insane*
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Dot Wiggin Band - Banana Bike
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October 30, 2025 at 8:32 PM
Hey, Sarge? What's your repetitive fever dream?
Oh that's easy.
*slowly goes insane*
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Oh that's easy.
*slowly goes insane*
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Ya ever have one of those things that are happening, and then you think about remembering why it does that, but you realize it isn't and you regret it anyway?
I think we can all relate.
I think we can all relate.
October 30, 2025 at 11:20 AM
Ya ever have one of those things that are happening, and then you think about remembering why it does that, but you realize it isn't and you regret it anyway?
I think we can all relate.
I think we can all relate.
Boy, that Intercontinental Bowl Series World Championship Grand Prix certainly is something.
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October 30, 2025 at 11:04 AM
Boy, that Intercontinental Bowl Series World Championship Grand Prix certainly is something.
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Share and help everyone know about this!!
October 28, 2025 at 1:00 PM
Share and help everyone know about this!!
In agony with the flu. No meds are helping. Then I saw this. 🥰
Dogs are magic. 💚
Dogs are magic. 💚
October 29, 2025 at 2:16 PM
In agony with the flu. No meds are helping. Then I saw this. 🥰
Dogs are magic. 💚
Dogs are magic. 💚
My skull feels like there's a face-hugger inside trying to kick its way out.
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October 29, 2025 at 2:04 PM
My skull feels like there's a face-hugger inside trying to kick its way out.
So, funny story...
This is the first time I've had a high fever since 2019 when I was dying in the hospital (for a month and a half) of streptococcal toxic shock syndrome.
The shakes and delirium are trigging flashbacks and I'm freaking the fuck out.
Please be over soon.
This is the first time I've had a high fever since 2019 when I was dying in the hospital (for a month and a half) of streptococcal toxic shock syndrome.
The shakes and delirium are trigging flashbacks and I'm freaking the fuck out.
Please be over soon.
October 28, 2025 at 9:13 PM
So, funny story...
This is the first time I've had a high fever since 2019 when I was dying in the hospital (for a month and a half) of streptococcal toxic shock syndrome.
The shakes and delirium are trigging flashbacks and I'm freaking the fuck out.
Please be over soon.
This is the first time I've had a high fever since 2019 when I was dying in the hospital (for a month and a half) of streptococcal toxic shock syndrome.
The shakes and delirium are trigging flashbacks and I'm freaking the fuck out.
Please be over soon.