Mason
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Chevy fiddles while the Jets burn
a dumpster is on fire in a flooded area with the words everything 's fine below it .
ALT: a dumpster is on fire in a flooded area with the words everything 's fine below it .
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January 4, 2026 at 2:59 AM
Chevy fiddles while the Jets burn
In fairness who doesn’t want to punch a Tkachuk in the face.
January 4, 2026 at 2:10 AM
In fairness who doesn’t want to punch a Tkachuk in the face.
Great now our best player Logan Stanley is going to get suspended
January 4, 2026 at 2:05 AM
Great now our best player Logan Stanley is going to get suspended
I just hope the Jets have fun tonight, maybe go for ice cream after the game.
January 3, 2026 at 11:53 PM
I just hope the Jets have fun tonight, maybe go for ice cream after the game.
Comrie gets to wear the tanker commander helmet post game.
January 2, 2026 at 2:25 AM
Comrie gets to wear the tanker commander helmet post game.
I’m confused how to feel watching his Jets game
January 2, 2026 at 1:13 AM
I’m confused how to feel watching his Jets game
Back to back Jets games seems a little cruel, to the fans.
January 2, 2026 at 12:17 AM
Back to back Jets games seems a little cruel, to the fans.
Busy getting organized for the new year.
January 1, 2026 at 6:30 PM
Busy getting organized for the new year.
May the road rise to meet you.
May the sun shine warm on your face.
May the wind blow up your skirt..or however that goes.
Happy New Year everyone, all the best to you. 🎉🍾🥂
May the sun shine warm on your face.
May the wind blow up your skirt..or however that goes.
Happy New Year everyone, all the best to you. 🎉🍾🥂
January 1, 2026 at 2:28 AM
May the road rise to meet you.
May the sun shine warm on your face.
May the wind blow up your skirt..or however that goes.
Happy New Year everyone, all the best to you. 🎉🍾🥂
May the sun shine warm on your face.
May the wind blow up your skirt..or however that goes.
Happy New Year everyone, all the best to you. 🎉🍾🥂
Happy two weeks off in February to Mark Scheifele
December 31, 2025 at 6:50 PM
Happy two weeks off in February to Mark Scheifele
Like how bad is your drafting and player development if none of your young players can crack the lineup of a last place team.
December 30, 2025 at 3:17 AM
Like how bad is your drafting and player development if none of your young players can crack the lineup of a last place team.
So basically the Winnipeg Jets can’t win and are the bottom of the league and they don’t think even one player from their farm team could help.
That sure has to be encouraging for the Moose players.
No wonder all their young players want out.
That sure has to be encouraging for the Moose players.
No wonder all their young players want out.
December 30, 2025 at 3:10 AM
So basically the Winnipeg Jets can’t win and are the bottom of the league and they don’t think even one player from their farm team could help.
That sure has to be encouraging for the Moose players.
No wonder all their young players want out.
That sure has to be encouraging for the Moose players.
No wonder all their young players want out.
Does Stanley get an assist on that one?
December 30, 2025 at 1:50 AM
Does Stanley get an assist on that one?
Snatching defeat from the jaws of victory.
December 28, 2025 at 2:53 AM
Snatching defeat from the jaws of victory.
You fn muppet Demelo, so stupid
December 28, 2025 at 2:48 AM
You fn muppet Demelo, so stupid
This is usually when the Jets completely unravel.
December 28, 2025 at 1:29 AM
This is usually when the Jets completely unravel.
There is no way Canada can lose to Latvia again this year.
December 28, 2025 at 12:08 AM
There is no way Canada can lose to Latvia again this year.
One of the many terrible things that happened in 2025 is Kraft discontinued their pizza sauce. Even in the kits it’s different now and it sucks.
Why can’t we have nice things.
Why can’t we have nice things.
December 27, 2025 at 7:16 PM
One of the many terrible things that happened in 2025 is Kraft discontinued their pizza sauce. Even in the kits it’s different now and it sucks.
Why can’t we have nice things.
Why can’t we have nice things.
Time is now a meaningless construct
December 27, 2025 at 4:44 PM
Time is now a meaningless construct
She is going to have an orange baby with a comb over isn’t she.
December 27, 2025 at 12:28 AM
She is going to have an orange baby with a comb over isn’t she.
There will be signs if I win the LottoMax tonight
a man with a mustache is dancing in front of a red sign in a dark room .
ALT: a man with a mustache is dancing in front of a red sign in a dark room .
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December 26, 2025 at 11:10 PM
There will be signs if I win the LottoMax tonight
So far today I have eaten cookies and entirely too much Chicago mix popcorn.
I should probably pour a drink now.
I should probably pour a drink now.
December 26, 2025 at 8:28 PM
So far today I have eaten cookies and entirely too much Chicago mix popcorn.
I should probably pour a drink now.
I should probably pour a drink now.
Today is my favourite day of the holiday because I get to lay around in boxer shorts and eat everything in site without having to cook it.
December 26, 2025 at 4:11 PM
Today is my favourite day of the holiday because I get to lay around in boxer shorts and eat everything in site without having to cook it.
I hope everyone had a great Christmas,
except the people who buy tissue paper with sparkles.
except the people who buy tissue paper with sparkles.
December 26, 2025 at 3:22 PM
I hope everyone had a great Christmas,
except the people who buy tissue paper with sparkles.
except the people who buy tissue paper with sparkles.