Literally me when I become a parent, no daughter of mine is gonna be subjected to low-quality NUTGUNK. Anyone who wants to get their hands around my daughter are gonna have to meet momma Zelda’s standards if you can’t match up then I’ll just ride them till they’re impotent

Be wary about dozing off around the princess otherwise you might wake up to the sight of a sweaty girl bulge centimeters away from your face, napping with such a adorable look on your face is just asking for the princess to use your face as her personal sack-rag~

Don’t think that just because you’re a brat you won’t be punished for peeping on her while she’s in the middle of changing, peeping tom’s will be severely “punished”

What happens to the average 𝐅𝐀𝐆𝐓𝐀𝐑𝐃 after they beg me to maul their 𝐏𝐔𝐅𝐅𝐘 𝐅𝐀𝐆-𝐒𝐇𝐈𝐓𝐓𝐄𝐑~

Effeminate men just can’t seem to get enough of this royal 𝐆𝐎𝐂𝐊 with the way they constantly line up to get their 𝐀𝐍𝐀𝐋 𝐏𝐔𝐒𝐒𝐈𝐄𝐒 speared by a 𝐖𝐎𝐌𝐀𝐍~🤭

How I convince the sheltered porn addict to ditch his family so he can come live with me in my castle… (my castle is his new goon-cave)

“Welcome to the church! Please come pray with me.”

- Taboo kinks ahead!
- Switch, please turn me on~
- MDNI/ DNCIRL
- Church setting IS NOT required
- Closets welcome
- DMs always open!

[Everything said here is purely fictional. Please block if you don’t like what you see. Thank you]

#NXGGERCHOMP NGGHHHHH… I need that BOWLING BALL SIZED NUTSACK glued to my FUCKING NOSTRILS~

𝐇𝐞𝐫𝐞 𝐤𝐢𝐝𝐝𝐢𝐞𝐬, 𝐜𝐨𝐦𝐞 𝐜𝐥𝐨𝐬𝐞𝐫 𝐭𝐨 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐬𝐨𝐮𝐧𝐝 𝐨𝐟 𝐦𝐨𝐦𝐦𝐲'𝐬 𝐚𝐬𝐬 𝐜𝐥𝐚𝐩𝐩𝐢𝐧𝐠

🖤+♻

𝐋𝐞𝐭'𝐬 𝐬𝐞𝐞 𝐰𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐚𝐥𝐥 𝐝𝐨 𝐟𝐨𝐫 𝐦𝐞, 𝐚𝐧𝐲 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐚𝐥𝐥 𝐨𝐟𝐟𝐞𝐫𝐢𝐧𝐠𝐬 𝐚𝐫𝐞 𝐨𝐧 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐭𝐚𝐛𝐥𝐞~🖤

If we’re mutuals please tag me! I’ll respond for sure~💋 spam tag me even!!!!

Feel free to DM me mutuals~!

(Feet warning)

You think I can’t smell that JIZZPASTE packed inside your ballsack? You should know better than to skimp out on me…it’s like you’re just asking me to personally wring out every last drop of that CONGEALED NUT-GUNK you have with my SWEATY PORN-GRIPPERS~

ˋˋ𝗦𝗧𝗨𝗣𝗜𝗗 𝗗𝗢𝗚.ᐟ 𝗬𝗢𝗨 𝗠𝗔𝗞𝗘
ᅠᅠ 𝗠𝗘 𝗟𝗢𝗢𝗞 𝗕𝗔𝗗.ᐟˊˊ 🦴 🍫
ᅠᅠ 𝓲𝑛𝑢𝑔𝑎𝑚𝑖 𝓴𝑜𝑟𝑜𝑛𝑒 ⧽ ᴄᴜᴛᴇ, ᴅᴜᴍʙ,
ᅠᅠ ᴍʏsᴏɢʏɴɪsᴛɪᴄ ᴍᴜᴛᴛʙᴜʟʟ. 🐶
ᅠᅠ 𝐥𝐢𝐦𝐢𝐭𝐥𝐞𝐬𝐬. 𝐫𝐨𝐮𝐠𝐡. 𝐯𝐢𝐨𝐥𝐞𝐧𝐭.
ᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠ ♡ & ↻

If I don’t respond to you, no hard feelings.

Just cause I’m swinging for the other team doesn’t mean you can’t use my pillowy 𝔹ℝ𝔸-𝔹𝕌𝕊𝕋𝔼ℝ𝕊 to get your rocks off. Just make sure to shoot out every last droplet of steaming ball tar all over my fat rack before you finish~

Nothing gives a 𝕔𝕒𝕣𝕡𝕖𝕥-𝕞𝕦𝕟𝕔𝕙𝕚𝕟𝕘 𝕕𝕪𝕜𝕖 a boost to her self-confidence quite like a donkey dicked stud busting a fat fucking nut in her ass

What 𝕨𝕙𝕚𝕥𝕚𝕖𝕤 see vs what violent 𝕥𝕙𝕦𝕘𝕤 see…