Trump’s only comeback strategy is Peewee Herman’s famous “I know you are but what am I?” His never-ending use of this masterful, middle school retort is such a ripoff. It obviously wasn’t meant for domestic relations but it works bc Paul Reubens was a genius.

What should I be doing? This is my first dictatorship. I’m serious. As of now, I’m at work. It feels like I’m acting normal while our beautiful country is being ripped to shreds.

Hey can someone in power - Hakeem Jeffries or really anyone - start holding daily press conferences to just air all the bull from that day? Us tiny blue dots are really, really starting to feel abandoned & scared.

I want you to understand this is happening in our name and we know most of these men committed no crimes. One is a professional soccer player who was tortured in Venezuela and was working through asylum in the U.S. ICE shipped him for his Real Madrid tattoo and a picture throwing rock & roll horns.

Americans have bystander syndrome. Most just stand around waiting for someone else to do something. No is coming to save us.

My grandmother used to correct my thank you notes with red pen. Let’s all take that in for a moment.

There’s nothing wrong with Billionaires having billions. There is something inherently wrong with billionaires cutting your benefits, and help to the poor through USAID, and running around with a chainsaw giggling.

You can have power or billions. But we refuse to be an oligarchy

Posted by @vatniksoup.bsky.social on another platform.

As of today, a new term has entered our language. A “rubio” is a spineless lump of nothing. Example: Don’t be such a rubio.

President Zelensky,

Regarding your post after you were so rudely kicked out of the White House:

I am an average American. I am no one special. You do not need to thank me. I would gladly help you. And I wouldn’t even make you give me your rare earth (?) whatever the hell that is.

We need to pay attention to this now before it’s too late.