Mary Blubs (NSFW)
maryblubs.bsky.social
Mary Blubs (NSFW)
@maryblubs.bsky.social
I write aquaphilia stories and other smut. Sometimes even non-smut. No minors allowed. 🔞

https://archiveofourown.org/users/Mary_Blubs

Writing commissions OPEN.
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Writing commissions are currently OPEN.

I charge 2 cents per word (for reference, that's $20 for 1,000 words) and prefer to take payment through Paypal, though I'm open to other payment options if that's not available for you. DM me if you're interested! Things I will/won't do below.
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Gwen would find herself deep and cuffed to the pool drain. She would manage to escape but, too late as she falls back down to the pool floor.

[Commission]
November 22, 2025 at 5:47 PM
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November 7, 2025 at 4:45 AM
If you haven't heard by now, Paypal now lets you comment on invoices. I'm gonna say this right now: if you commission me, do NOT write ANYTHING there. Paypal staff can see that, and there's a high chance I'll be banned for the horrible crime of writing fetishistic smut for consenting customers.
November 23, 2025 at 5:50 AM
One day I'll be able to write smut and get paid for it in peace.
November 22, 2025 at 5:28 PM
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People like to mention the tragedy of Pompeii, but all I can think of is that one guy who went there, only to be greeted by a gift shop selling $15 DVDs of Pompeii Pete. It completely crushed his world view.
January 13, 2025 at 8:02 PM
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Sometimes I have to double-take what I read because as I write about real robots w/real artificial intelligence that are actually people struggling against a society that views them as things instead, I read "the robots are people too" and go YEAH then remember what timeline I'm in and go "WAITAMIN"
“The robots are people too” is a dead giveaway.

They don’t actually believe this any more than they ever believed a corporation is a person. What they believe is that false attribution of “personhood” abrogates the actual architects of this theft and fraud from legal consequences.
NEW: Common Crawl, the massive archiver of the web, has gotten cozy with AI companies and is providing paywalled articles for training data. They’re also lying to publishers who have asked for material to be removed. “The robots are people too,” CC’s exec director told us when we asked about this.
November 22, 2025 at 2:44 PM
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i figured i should make a post about this since its kind of important and i wanted to get the word out
November 20, 2025 at 1:43 AM
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Life guard Ashley Drawpile sketch. Would you trust her if you were drowning?
(Someone named Hhog did the little sonic )
November 13, 2025 at 6:20 PM
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My 506th Color Commission. Launch from Dragon Ball underwater wearing a wet suit as she tries to get some sunken treasure.

Full Size Version can be found here: www.deviantart.com/the-sakura-s...
November 22, 2025 at 2:16 AM
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Writing commissions are currently OPEN.

I charge 2 cents per word (for reference, that's $20 for 1,000 words) and prefer to take payment through Paypal, though I'm open to other payment options if that's not available for you. DM me if you're interested! Things I will/won't do below.
September 10, 2025 at 9:41 PM
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Drop whatever you're doing, Cass is more important
November 22, 2025 at 12:36 AM
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Trade for @emiliathelurker.bsky.social

Akira, Marie and Valentine end it up trapped together accidently, as Valentine was trying to make them suffer.. this evil girl for sure is unlucky.
November 21, 2025 at 8:17 PM
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Trade with @nobodyimportant321.bsky.social!

Yun, Lucy and Illya finished a show and went around the underwater city for a while. Unfortunately, the city is very hostile towards air breathers... they barely have breathing stations, if at all! To breathe, they have to wait in line for a good while..!
November 21, 2025 at 8:35 PM
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Sketch
November 21, 2025 at 9:31 PM
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November 21, 2025 at 6:11 AM
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Comm for @aquaglubs.bsky.social: Fortnite's Evie and Aphrodite sharing some intimate bondage moments at the ladder. If you're interested in getting something like this, see the pinned post :)
November 21, 2025 at 2:10 AM
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While infiltrating a Defense Force base, Pulchra triggers an alarm and the tunnel she's in floods with water. She's lucky that the captain of Obol Squad happens to see her predicament on a security guard's monitor and recognizes her as a friend of the Proxy. Model credit to @aequdsama.bsky.social
November 21, 2025 at 2:53 AM
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Sometimes you need a little something definitely not alcoholic to get through the work day (CMSN)
November 20, 2025 at 4:57 PM
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hey! if I send you an invoice, shut the fuck up. do not mention NSFW stuff or even the word "furry" or anything, Paypal is company of dickbags searching for any excuse to harass creators. using invoices is the smartest/best/safest way of working as a comm artist, and this is explicit targeting
Apparently P*ypal now asks for customer opinions on accounts sending invoices.
If you are paying an invoice to a nsfw artist, do NOT mention NSFW in any way, keep it blank even. you risk both your account and the artists.
November 19, 2025 at 11:13 PM
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Hallo frembs.

Remember, loose lips sink ships. Keep those invoices blank so you can continue to spank. The Paypal po-po want to control what you buy, and the best way to stop them is to not give them any information. It's no one's business but your own, and you'll do it for yourself.

Thambk
hey! if I send you an invoice, shut the fuck up. do not mention NSFW stuff or even the word "furry" or anything, Paypal is company of dickbags searching for any excuse to harass creators. using invoices is the smartest/best/safest way of working as a comm artist, and this is explicit targeting
Apparently P*ypal now asks for customer opinions on accounts sending invoices.
If you are paying an invoice to a nsfw artist, do NOT mention NSFW in any way, keep it blank even. you risk both your account and the artists.
November 19, 2025 at 11:35 PM
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But that's not what today is about, damn it. The bitter self-flagellating misandrist in my head (that likes to tell me it's "feminism") can take a day off. Being the thing that I am is not a bad thing, and, if you're a man too, the same goes for you.
November 19, 2025 at 6:05 PM
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I'm a man. I don't often feel like a man (I'm more often a "dude" or "some guy"). When I reflect on what me being a "man" means in our society, it's often something that brings me shame and self-loathing and hopelessness. Men are really fucking things up, and I'm one of them.
November 19, 2025 at 6:05 PM
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As with anything, we should oppose behaviour that perpetuates unacceptable conditions, but also take care not to dismiss or discourage the behaviour and mindset we *want* to see. Celebrate positive growth, nurture healthy masculinity and masculine people.
November 19, 2025 at 6:05 PM
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It can be tough to see a world that's so full of hostile, self-absorbed, predatory, delusional, brutish and pathetic men, and to have most of our role models - even from early childhood - be defined by their capacity for physical violence or domination of others.
November 19, 2025 at 6:05 PM
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Happy International Men's Day!
Men can be strong, smart, creative, and compassionate. We are not constrained by our manliness, but can flourish within it in a way that brings joy and hope to others and to ourselves.
November 19, 2025 at 6:05 PM