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in the tennis world there could be someone throwing a very loud tennis ball that makes a tennis racket; do you understand?
November 2, 2025 at 5:28 AM
in the tennis world there could be someone throwing a very loud tennis ball that makes a tennis racket; do you understand?
to be perfectly honest i could write things such as "we could drain the ocean with a really big sponge" but i find that genre to be lacking something in sophistication
October 24, 2025 at 1:23 AM
to be perfectly honest i could write things such as "we could drain the ocean with a really big sponge" but i find that genre to be lacking something in sophistication
got a sore throat and now i sound like microsoft sam #PartiallyCanonMarvinPost
September 29, 2025 at 6:41 AM
got a sore throat and now i sound like microsoft sam #PartiallyCanonMarvinPost
it might seem weird that they managed to make dog treats universally delicious to all dogs at all times but then you remember hal's chips exist
September 29, 2025 at 5:12 AM
it might seem weird that they managed to make dog treats universally delicious to all dogs at all times but then you remember hal's chips exist
everything is normal at the moment but there's a world of possibility
September 26, 2025 at 7:23 AM
everything is normal at the moment but there's a world of possibility
i accidentally just liked a p*st 🤢
July 19, 2025 at 6:04 AM
i accidentally just liked a p*st 🤢
and may i ask where you got this idea? how you found out that the flag of mississippi had been replaced by this gentleman? who originally wanted to grow cotton?
July 14, 2025 at 5:27 PM
and may i ask where you got this idea? how you found out that the flag of mississippi had been replaced by this gentleman? who originally wanted to grow cotton?
i'm officially renouncing my skepticism of the "glass shards are sharp" theory. they are
July 13, 2025 at 11:46 PM
i'm officially renouncing my skepticism of the "glass shards are sharp" theory. they are
you could view the cotton swab as an evolution of the toothpick, but to me this communicates a fundamental misunderstanding of shape in regards to functionality
July 9, 2025 at 8:13 PM
you could view the cotton swab as an evolution of the toothpick, but to me this communicates a fundamental misunderstanding of shape in regards to functionality
age 5 was a big year for me
July 9, 2025 at 3:31 PM
age 5 was a big year for me
made my evil grin when i realized i had tiramisu left in the fridge
#NonCanonMarvinPost
#NonCanonMarvinPost
July 5, 2025 at 6:04 PM
made my evil grin when i realized i had tiramisu left in the fridge
#NonCanonMarvinPost
#NonCanonMarvinPost
my daily commute involves hopping 2 fences but yeah your air conditioned train ride sucks
June 30, 2025 at 6:10 PM
my daily commute involves hopping 2 fences but yeah your air conditioned train ride sucks
a stunted horse girl could never bloom in today's world
June 29, 2025 at 2:36 AM
a stunted horse girl could never bloom in today's world
some accounts, pointing away from viewer emoji, are like pipes which become clogged with gunk when inactive. a mere attempt to push away the gunk so good things keep flowing pointing at post emoji
June 27, 2025 at 1:46 AM
some accounts, pointing away from viewer emoji, are like pipes which become clogged with gunk when inactive. a mere attempt to push away the gunk so good things keep flowing pointing at post emoji
you have to cull and prune posts as if they are sheep and bushes respectively
June 4, 2025 at 2:57 AM
you have to cull and prune posts as if they are sheep and bushes respectively
i know the recent posting surge has created rumors of a remarvinal (marvin revival) but please stay reasonable
June 1, 2025 at 12:09 AM
i know the recent posting surge has created rumors of a remarvinal (marvin revival) but please stay reasonable
addicted to being right but i never go through withdrawal
May 31, 2025 at 7:00 PM
addicted to being right but i never go through withdrawal
i really dislike "countryboys" like what you're half human and half tajikistan?
May 29, 2025 at 10:44 PM
i really dislike "countryboys" like what you're half human and half tajikistan?
you can meet someone and immediately clock that they use voice typing
May 28, 2025 at 11:56 AM
you can meet someone and immediately clock that they use voice typing
perfection actually isn't at all the enemy of good but i don't have time to draw a diagram explaining relationships between all the abstract concepts
April 12, 2025 at 8:10 AM
perfection actually isn't at all the enemy of good but i don't have time to draw a diagram explaining relationships between all the abstract concepts
experimenting with a new nightly routine:
- bed at 4pm
- wake up at 3:30am in a cold sweat
- become so disturbingly sick that you have to take the next day off in advance
- up at 6:30am
#NonCanonMarvinPost
- bed at 4pm
- wake up at 3:30am in a cold sweat
- become so disturbingly sick that you have to take the next day off in advance
- up at 6:30am
#NonCanonMarvinPost
April 10, 2025 at 1:13 PM
experimenting with a new nightly routine:
- bed at 4pm
- wake up at 3:30am in a cold sweat
- become so disturbingly sick that you have to take the next day off in advance
- up at 6:30am
#NonCanonMarvinPost
- bed at 4pm
- wake up at 3:30am in a cold sweat
- become so disturbingly sick that you have to take the next day off in advance
- up at 6:30am
#NonCanonMarvinPost
⚠️ NON-CANON MARVIN POST ⚠️
conceived of the most beautiful meal just now. spending all night crying because i can't make it until day after tomorrow
conceived of the most beautiful meal just now. spending all night crying because i can't make it until day after tomorrow
April 7, 2025 at 6:58 AM
⚠️ NON-CANON MARVIN POST ⚠️
conceived of the most beautiful meal just now. spending all night crying because i can't make it until day after tomorrow
conceived of the most beautiful meal just now. spending all night crying because i can't make it until day after tomorrow
i'm honored
just got the worst game of fuck marry kill i've ever had
March 31, 2025 at 9:37 AM
i'm honored
a little lick of a papercut can be nice enough but there's a reason we invented a whole type of supernatural being to take over the blood-liking duties for us
March 29, 2025 at 7:24 AM
a little lick of a papercut can be nice enough but there's a reason we invented a whole type of supernatural being to take over the blood-liking duties for us