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Marty, I'm Scared!
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Award winning lover, homie, and friend. Graduate of He's A Good Boy 🥺 Academy. 6ft 🏳️‍🌈 & hungry.
Pinned
a beautiful day for the pier
Found my new barber, he gave me the best haircut ive had in years, I gotta suck his dick now.
November 15, 2025 at 8:00 PM
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First look at Halle Bailey and Regé-Jean Page in the new rom-com, ‘You, Me & Tuscany.’

🎥: In theaters | April 10, 2026

(via People)
November 14, 2025 at 4:50 PM
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The emotionally mature and ethical-acting ones though 🫶🏾✨
November 14, 2025 at 3:27 PM
I forgot how good Stupid Girls actually is, im so sorry 😭
Which slut-shaming anthem was most slut-shaming:
November 13, 2025 at 6:11 PM
What is going on in this timeline???
After 232 years, the U.S. mint has made the last Penny.
November 12, 2025 at 8:08 PM
SWAG? Man's Best Friend? Idk why im acting surprised, this year was such a terrible year in music, I already called they wouldnt have much to work with. I knew GNX and MUTT were gonna be nominated for AOTY, and Kendrick having the easiest clean sweep next year.
#Grammys Album of the Year nominees:

DeBÍ TiRAR MáS FOToS
SWAG
Man’s Best Friend
Let God Sort ‘Em Out
MAYHEM
GNX
MUTT
CHROMOKOPIA
November 7, 2025 at 6:54 PM
How it started (2013). How it's going (2025) 🫱🏿‍🫲🏻#bestie4life @sayhaisteph.bsky.social
November 3, 2025 at 5:02 PM
I'm having an epic day 😁
November 1, 2025 at 6:01 PM
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Love Island USA’s Chelley and Ace as Kelly Rowland and Nelly in the ‘Dilemma’ video for Halloween.
October 29, 2025 at 9:55 PM
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Happy 25th birthday to the talented Willow Smith.
October 31, 2025 at 4:03 AM
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She's a beautiful woman, I'm just tired of ppl dressing as a photo and calling that a costume
Halle Bailey as Lisa Bonet for Halloween.
October 31, 2025 at 12:49 AM
Google is getting ready for Halloween with Pac-Man. Just go to Google and click on the witches hat Pac-Man.
October 30, 2025 at 3:33 PM
I need a BRAND NEW Animal Crossing!
Animal Crossing: New Horizons is getting a Nintendo Switch 2 Edition on January 15, with enhanced resolution, mouse controls, and more.

A free update is also coming to both versions with a a new resort hotel and items.

(YouTube reveal trailer)
October 30, 2025 at 1:30 PM
Having to explain what your costume is fine. Having to explain that you are wearing a costume is the problem.
Yearly reminder, finding a random movie/scene and throwing on *similar* clothes just to post a photo of you recreating a pose from the scene with a side by side of the scene, is not a costume. If your costume are the same clothes you wear to the grocery store, it is not a costume.
October 27, 2025 at 3:32 PM
Yearly reminder, finding a random movie/scene and throwing on *similar* clothes just to post a photo of you recreating a pose from the scene with a side by side of the scene, is not a costume. If your costume are the same clothes you wear to the grocery store, it is not a costume.
October 27, 2025 at 3:25 PM
Did you know the original name of Scream was "Scary Movie"?
October 26, 2025 at 1:20 AM
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October 26, 2025 at 1:15 AM
What's your favorite scary movie?
October 26, 2025 at 1:15 AM
Why was Brenda so freaked out in Scary Movie 4? 😂
October 25, 2025 at 2:41 AM
It depends on who is behind the mask, if its any of the killers from the first 4 films, im making it out alive easily, they were all so goofy. If its anybody from the 5th & 6th film, I might be dead or severely injured, that new Ghostface is vicious.
Are you “surviving” your birthday month?

I am, I’m not going camping 😂 #SpookySZN
October 24, 2025 at 7:04 PM
I literally randomly thought about this movie a few days ago!
Everyone who grew up Christian in the 90’s deserves financial compensation for this monstrosity of a series.
October 24, 2025 at 7:01 PM
Just learned that Hollister is a city in California and not just a teen clothing store 😭
October 22, 2025 at 5:19 PM
Read my username
1. Tell me you've watched Spongebob without telling me you've watched Spongebob.
October 20, 2025 at 2:43 PM
As terrible as Chris Brown is, I do wonder what his version of "Disturbia" would have sounded like.
October 18, 2025 at 8:46 PM