Matt, Martin
@martoh.bsky.social
Chemist. My God, my hero. Political commentator. Kenya's finest. 🇺🇸 USA ❤️
A man can be emotionally shattered, mentally exhausted, financially ruined, and spiritually drained, but if he’s still showing up, no one notices. Society doesn’t check his mental health, only his performance. Utility over humanity. Every time
August 9, 2025 at 8:11 AM
A man can be emotionally shattered, mentally exhausted, financially ruined, and spiritually drained, but if he’s still showing up, no one notices. Society doesn’t check his mental health, only his performance. Utility over humanity. Every time
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Elon Musk has turned Donald Trump into a step mother 😂
March 15, 2025 at 7:38 PM
Elon Musk has turned Donald Trump into a step mother 😂
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Credibility. The longer you're married, the more likely they will hang in there with you at the end or in bad times.
March 17, 2025 at 12:21 AM
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Asked, and answered…👇
Any Questions?!
Any Questions?!
April 3, 2025 at 9:14 AM
Asked, and answered…👇
Any Questions?!
Any Questions?!
BREAKING
Supreme Leader of Yemen has declared that from now on All American Ships are banned from entering the Red Sea
Supreme Leader of Yemen has declared that from now on All American Ships are banned from entering the Red Sea
March 17, 2025 at 12:16 PM
BREAKING
Supreme Leader of Yemen has declared that from now on All American Ships are banned from entering the Red Sea
Supreme Leader of Yemen has declared that from now on All American Ships are banned from entering the Red Sea
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Complements are free, use them. Flowers are worth their weight in gold. They are best used when their isn't any reason (apology, holidays). They're still good for those things but they're better for 'out-of-the blue' I love you stuff.
March 16, 2025 at 9:20 PM
Complements are free, use them. Flowers are worth their weight in gold. They are best used when their isn't any reason (apology, holidays). They're still good for those things but they're better for 'out-of-the blue' I love you stuff.
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My stock joke now, when someone asks how long we've been married is - I ask my wife, she's says 40 years, then I saw to the person who asked, "It seems longer".
March 16, 2025 at 9:20 PM
My stock joke now, when someone asks how long we've been married is - I ask my wife, she's says 40 years, then I saw to the person who asked, "It seems longer".
Credibility. The longer you're married, the more likely they will hang in there with you at the end or in bad times.
March 17, 2025 at 12:21 AM
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Hate is not the opposite of Love. Disinterest is. You just don't give a shit anymore. If you're fighting, you still love each other, and there's a chance for the future.
March 16, 2025 at 9:20 PM
Hate is not the opposite of Love. Disinterest is. You just don't give a shit anymore. If you're fighting, you still love each other, and there's a chance for the future.
Elon Musk has turned Donald Trump into a step mother 😂
March 15, 2025 at 7:38 PM
Elon Musk has turned Donald Trump into a step mother 😂
Lord Elon turned a USA president into a baby sitter 😭😭😭
He’s a true South African 😭
He’s a true South African 😭
March 15, 2025 at 7:37 PM
Lord Elon turned a USA president into a baby sitter 😭😭😭
He’s a true South African 😭
He’s a true South African 😭
Men,
Married men ONLY.
Share your advice about marriage?
Married men ONLY.
Share your advice about marriage?
March 15, 2025 at 3:50 PM
Men,
Married men ONLY.
Share your advice about marriage?
Married men ONLY.
Share your advice about marriage?
Men,
When your mother-in-law visits, make sure the bedroom noise is loud enough to shake the walls.
If she doesn't leave the following day, you're in for a world of trouble.
I will not explain.
When your mother-in-law visits, make sure the bedroom noise is loud enough to shake the walls.
If she doesn't leave the following day, you're in for a world of trouble.
I will not explain.
March 15, 2025 at 11:57 AM
Men,
When your mother-in-law visits, make sure the bedroom noise is loud enough to shake the walls.
If she doesn't leave the following day, you're in for a world of trouble.
I will not explain.
When your mother-in-law visits, make sure the bedroom noise is loud enough to shake the walls.
If she doesn't leave the following day, you're in for a world of trouble.
I will not explain.
A woman who is able to ignore you back,
Is a woman who doesn’t love you at all.
Walk away.
Is a woman who doesn’t love you at all.
Walk away.
February 25, 2025 at 3:40 PM
A woman who is able to ignore you back,
Is a woman who doesn’t love you at all.
Walk away.
Is a woman who doesn’t love you at all.
Walk away.
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funniest highlights of the philly police scanner, a thread
February 10, 2025 at 3:12 AM
funniest highlights of the philly police scanner, a thread
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Whenever you hear someone sneer about scientific research that seems useless to them — “they’re studying the spit of lizards?!” — remind them that’s exactly how we got Ozempic.
globalnews.ca/news/9793403...
globalnews.ca/news/9793403...
How a Canadian scientist and a venomous lizard helped pave the way for Ozempic - National | Globalnews.ca
In 1984, Dr. Daniel Drucker, an endocrinologist from the University of Toronto, discovered a hormone that helped pave the way for popular diabetes drugs such as Ozempic.
globalnews.ca
February 9, 2025 at 5:38 PM
Whenever you hear someone sneer about scientific research that seems useless to them — “they’re studying the spit of lizards?!” — remind them that’s exactly how we got Ozempic.
globalnews.ca/news/9793403...
globalnews.ca/news/9793403...
Donald Trump is making a deliberate attempt to overwhelm the system, and to overwhelm you. It can be difficult to keep up. And that’s by design.
February 9, 2025 at 1:50 AM
Donald Trump is making a deliberate attempt to overwhelm the system, and to overwhelm you. It can be difficult to keep up. And that’s by design.
The GOAL of sex is not ejaculation and squeaking like a monkey.
The GOAL of sex is to dominate and stamp authority.
It is the reason you fuck her mind first, before her body.
Simps go for the body first, and that is why they ultimately fail.
The GOAL of sex is to dominate and stamp authority.
It is the reason you fuck her mind first, before her body.
Simps go for the body first, and that is why they ultimately fail.
January 28, 2025 at 6:13 PM
The GOAL of sex is not ejaculation and squeaking like a monkey.
The GOAL of sex is to dominate and stamp authority.
It is the reason you fuck her mind first, before her body.
Simps go for the body first, and that is why they ultimately fail.
The GOAL of sex is to dominate and stamp authority.
It is the reason you fuck her mind first, before her body.
Simps go for the body first, and that is why they ultimately fail.
BREAKING: 56 bodies found in Northern Mexico near to the US border..
January 27, 2025 at 5:02 AM
BREAKING: 56 bodies found in Northern Mexico near to the US border..
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It was always a matter of time
BREAKING: President Donald Trump's Chief of Staff Susie Wiles has reportedly limited Elon Musk's direct access to the President.
January 26, 2025 at 6:55 AM
It was always a matter of time
BREAKING: President Donald Trump's Chief of Staff Susie Wiles has reportedly limited Elon Musk's direct access to the President.
January 26, 2025 at 6:36 AM
BREAKING: President Donald Trump's Chief of Staff Susie Wiles has reportedly limited Elon Musk's direct access to the President.
They shut down their own app for a day, then turned it back on thanking Trump. What an obvious scam this was. Disgusting on the part of the Tik Tok owners, Trump, and all his sycophants who reversed their positions on it one second after he did for no reason other than he did.
January 20, 2025 at 2:24 AM
They shut down their own app for a day, then turned it back on thanking Trump. What an obvious scam this was. Disgusting on the part of the Tik Tok owners, Trump, and all his sycophants who reversed their positions on it one second after he did for no reason other than he did.
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Shouldn't Hunter be getting 2 billion dollars from the Saudi royal family soon??
January 19, 2025 at 5:24 PM
Shouldn't Hunter be getting 2 billion dollars from the Saudi royal family soon??