Things I miss the most when I’m away from home:
• My mattress
• My squatty potty
• My mattress
• My squatty potty
May 28, 2025 at 5:28 AM
Things I miss the most when I’m away from home:
• My mattress
• My squatty potty
• My mattress
• My squatty potty
I don’t want to go to your destination wedding, ever. Please don’t invite me.
March 10, 2025 at 4:21 PM
I don’t want to go to your destination wedding, ever. Please don’t invite me.
I use Apple Maps bud Google and their Gulf of America BS are embarrassing, glad I don’t have to look at that - Gulf of Delusion
February 12, 2025 at 2:12 AM
I use Apple Maps bud Google and their Gulf of America BS are embarrassing, glad I don’t have to look at that - Gulf of Delusion
Freedom of speech is under attack
February 12, 2025 at 2:10 AM
Freedom of speech is under attack
There’s no amount of mindless online shipping that can make someone feel better in this toxic environment
January 29, 2025 at 3:00 AM
There’s no amount of mindless online shipping that can make someone feel better in this toxic environment
That last episode of Shrinking fucked me up
January 25, 2025 at 5:55 PM
That last episode of Shrinking fucked me up
History repeats itself when people don’t learn from it.
January 22, 2025 at 1:38 PM
History repeats itself when people don’t learn from it.
It’s very frustrating to be so aware when the majority of people chose ignorance instead
January 22, 2025 at 1:37 PM
It’s very frustrating to be so aware when the majority of people chose ignorance instead
A child does not equal a legacy
January 20, 2024 at 1:57 AM
A child does not equal a legacy
Espresso martinis are just vodka Red Bulls for grown ups
December 11, 2023 at 2:00 AM
Espresso martinis are just vodka Red Bulls for grown ups
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already a strong contender for most powerful image from this thanksgiving
November 23, 2023 at 5:00 PM
already a strong contender for most powerful image from this thanksgiving
I’m guessing this thing didn’t really take off, right?
November 23, 2023 at 8:36 PM
I’m guessing this thing didn’t really take off, right?
Nobody else gets to tell you who you are
October 26, 2023 at 5:04 PM
Nobody else gets to tell you who you are
This Canelo fight is a snooze fest 😴
October 1, 2023 at 4:47 AM
This Canelo fight is a snooze fest 😴
My favorite person to stalk online is me 🥰 rewatching my travel highlights on insta is my hobby
August 31, 2023 at 4:57 PM
My favorite person to stalk online is me 🥰 rewatching my travel highlights on insta is my hobby
Had the bestest weekend at my parents’ 🥰🥰
July 31, 2023 at 6:41 PM
Had the bestest weekend at my parents’ 🥰🥰
Honestly, I kinda liked the Mojo Dojo Casa House
July 24, 2023 at 9:38 PM
Honestly, I kinda liked the Mojo Dojo Casa House
Bye Twitter! No space for this dumpster fire in my life
July 24, 2023 at 4:21 PM
Bye Twitter! No space for this dumpster fire in my life
r/Place is coming back!
July 20, 2023 at 1:22 PM
r/Place is coming back!
PSA: get your Barbie tix NOW! My preferred day and time was already sold out- secure your spot, babes
July 19, 2023 at 1:25 AM
PSA: get your Barbie tix NOW! My preferred day and time was already sold out- secure your spot, babes
Charles Barkley is a king 👑 even if he makes fun of San Antonians all the time
July 18, 2023 at 1:27 AM
Charles Barkley is a king 👑 even if he makes fun of San Antonians all the time
Leo season is upon us and I’m not ready
July 15, 2023 at 6:39 AM
Leo season is upon us and I’m not ready