marshalice
marshalice.bsky.social
marshalice
@marshalice.bsky.social
Depressed Dutch Dyke that posts shitty puns and the like.
SPAA day
November 22, 2025 at 10:12 AM
yknow why do they call it 'consumating the marriage' and not 'wedding the bed'
May 10, 2025 at 8:19 PM
Character concept: undead lockpicker without flesh or organs called the Skeleton Key
May 10, 2025 at 4:36 PM
Entomological society called the Myrmidons.
April 30, 2025 at 2:24 PM
If you think about it, Christians telling people not to masturbate is a form of JOI
March 22, 2025 at 1:40 PM
March 21, 2025 at 12:01 PM
Puppygirl polycule: "Oh, look! pitbull girl made it to the baby shower"⁣
Pitbull girl: *𝘦𝘢𝘵𝘴 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘣𝘢𝘣𝘺*
March 12, 2025 at 2:23 PM
Do you know the conscious place that will clean your vehicle. It only exists because of its sentience. It's Decarteswash.
February 8, 2025 at 5:07 PM
made this terrible joke that has cursed my thoughts for three days and three nights so first post on here will continue to be as terrible as i was on the hellsite
January 28, 2025 at 7:02 PM