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CatMom
@marriedcatmom.bsky.social
Love my husband, my four purrbabies, smutty books, writing, sims 4, and my besties!
Throw shade cause I’ll chill while you get burned.
People are always saying it’s okay to treat your dog like your child, but the minute you let your child go outside to go to the bathroom, suddenly everyone gets bent out of shape. Talk about a double standard. #kids #dogs #parents
November 18, 2025 at 12:26 AM
Hey, parents! Instead of Elf on a Shelf, try a Labubu on a doodoo. Yes, this came to me and, yes, I was 1,000% sober when it did. #elfonashelf #labubu #imsorry
November 16, 2025 at 11:27 PM
November 12, 2025 at 2:30 AM
November 9, 2025 at 6:49 PM
I still love #southpark
November 6, 2025 at 8:24 PM
October 31, 2025 at 2:39 AM
That moment when I’m like, “do I have to poop? Nah, it’s just an aggressive fart.” #fart #funny #bathroom #gas
October 21, 2025 at 11:26 PM
October 20, 2025 at 11:43 PM
The #millennial urge to pull your shirt over the top of your head and run around screaming, “I AM CORNHOOLIO!”
October 19, 2025 at 8:10 PM
If you have to say, I don’t mean to be rude then maybe you shouldn’t say what you’re about to say because it’s gonna be rude. #rude
October 9, 2025 at 3:02 PM
September 29, 2025 at 10:22 PM
September 29, 2025 at 1:11 PM
September 23, 2025 at 1:23 AM
September 23, 2025 at 1:23 AM
September 21, 2025 at 8:18 PM
I enjoy long walks on the beach with my partner…until the LSD wears off and I realize I’m dragging a mannequin around a Wendy’s parking lot. #jokes #wendys #funny
September 20, 2025 at 10:08 PM
September 11, 2025 at 4:31 PM
It's not normal for an American president to send troops to American cities in times of peace.

Chicago, document what you see and be loud for America.
September 3, 2025 at 4:36 PM
Whenever you’re a badass but still have to make dinner…
#dinner #casserole #funny #badass
August 26, 2025 at 1:29 PM
August 19, 2025 at 12:32 AM
August 16, 2025 at 2:05 PM
Volodymyr #Zelenskyy, most #americans still stand with you. It’s disgusting how #tRump shows more respect to a war criminal than a #hero. #standwithukraine
August 16, 2025 at 2:01 PM
July 27, 2025 at 10:47 PM
Love moments like this. Public Enemy meets Mavis Staples ❤️
July 27, 2025 at 10:46 PM
July 23, 2025 at 9:26 AM