Marlin T. Goldador
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Marlin T. Goldador
@marlingoldador.bsky.social
A good and sweet and happy boy. Loves everyone. Proponent of progressive values like kindness, tolerance, empathy, equality, justice, and just a bit of derp. Ok - a significant amount of derp. Speaks Marlinglish. #ZSHQ Major.
Canadian Penny
My dear fren, the loss of you is more than we can bear. You hamv been the very hearmpt an soul of #DogsofTwitter, a fren to all, kind, belumved the worlmd over. I want you to know how much yous frenshimp meaned to me. Save me a spot by the bacyum tree, my fren. I lumv you. 😭🌈🐾🍁
December 2, 2025 at 3:11 PM
#PawsIn4CanadianPenny (I added the Camnadium part so as to dimfferemptiate CP from my Penmy an avoid cornfuzzion).
CP will be staying in the hompschibal fur at leamst another day, accormding to hers mom, but the medijhoons seem to be wormking fur hers severe gastroenteritis!
Pals, some of you know Canadian Penny from the Other Place. She has a poor tummy and has to spend the night at the dogtor. Please keep #PawsIn4Penny and send her lots of love and healing. 🐾🐾
December 1, 2025 at 5:32 PM
I wimsh to lomdge a complaimpt on the low thremshold obvioumsly employed to cornsider a worb as "swearing". The only reasom I used the worb (ho) two times is cuz of I was quoting Sampta Paws! An I was not aware that (bum) an (poomp) was profamnity, I pawmise! Sampta, you gotta beliemve me!
@marlingoldador.bsky.social has swears! They've used 5 profanities in their last 835 posts.

🥇 "ho" (2 times)
🥈 "bum" (2 times)
🥉 "poop" (1 times)
November 30, 2025 at 11:16 AM
Simce I yam pure as the drimven snow, I do not emxpemct that it will fimb anythimg, but @profanity.accountant, take a loomk at my accoumpt. 😇
November 30, 2025 at 10:51 AM
ICE is said to be using Uber stickers to disguise themselves and kidnap people. Spreading for awareness. #ICEUBER
ICE is using Uber stickers in order to disguise themselves and kidnap people. Spread this for awareness!
November 29, 2025 at 3:38 AM
Action shots from Unca Dave’s with My Cuzzin Bemtsy, Mama, and Fuzzhoo
November 27, 2025 at 7:23 PM
I yam on my way wimth Grandhoo an Fuzzhoo to Unca Dave’s, where I will see my Mama an alsome my cuzzin Bemptsy! An hopefully receive some turmkey gimblempts!
November 27, 2025 at 4:50 PM
Hampy Thampksgimvimg! I hope yous hoos all hamv slimpery fingers an drop theirs turkey on da floor!
November 27, 2025 at 4:30 PM
Reposted by Marlin T. Goldador
November 24, 2025 at 5:40 PM
Look pup, pals! *passes out sparklers* #AnipalHB #AnipalHBBonfire
November 23, 2025 at 1:21 AM
I thoughmpt it mighmpt be nice to make a commemomemomemoratimve pimcture of the Bonfire, gang! Emveryone get in the pimcture! HEY, THUMBDY ... DAISY! OVER HERE, PALS! (Sheesh). Hokay, emveryone look here ... an ... *FLASH* #AnipalHB #AnipalHBBonfire
November 23, 2025 at 12:39 AM
I thoughmpt we mighmpt hamv a lil singalomg by the fire, pals! #AnipalHB Let's start wimth RUDOLMPH THE REB NOSED RAMEDEER!
November 23, 2025 at 12:06 AM
Anyone pup fur some bacyum cumpcakies? #AnipalHB #AnipalHBBonfire
November 22, 2025 at 11:45 PM
Anypawdy neeb some s'mores sumpplimes? #AnipalHB #AnipalHBBonfire
November 22, 2025 at 11:29 PM
Be sure to ZOOOOOM in on the pimctures to see all the details! Lots of funs beimg habd! #AnipalHB #AnipalHBBonfire
November 22, 2025 at 11:26 PM
Wowzers! What a greampt turmnoumpt fur the Anipal Holmiday Bazaar Bomfire! (ope - scoose me, pal ... oop, sorry!) Plempty of room fur emveryone! Let me know if you neeb anythimg! We hamv fimxins fur s'mores, an cookies, an hot cocoam! #AnipalHB
November 22, 2025 at 11:16 PM
Hoboy! All the pals who wormked at the Bazaar hamv come to the bomfire! #AnipalHB Goob to see yous all amfter yous harb day manning yous stalls an putting on all the fun shemnamnigams! #AnipalHBBonfire
November 22, 2025 at 11:12 PM
Welmcome to the Anipal Holmiday Bazaar Bomfire, emveryone! Halmp yousselmf to makings fur s'mores, an to the selmf-sermve hot cocoam bar! #AnipalHB
November 22, 2025 at 11:09 PM
#AnipalHB Here come some more pals! Welmcome to the Anipal Holmiday Bazaar Bomfire! I thimpk I see emven MORE furs in the dimstampce! Hoomray!
November 22, 2025 at 11:05 PM
Welmp, it is almomst time fur the #AnipalHB Bomfire! I thimpk I hamv emverythimg ready ... fire, check ... marmshmallomes, check ... gram crampckers, check ... carob bars, check ... hot cocoam, check ...

I hope we get a goob turmnoumpt! Oh, loompk! A couple of furs are here alreamdy!
November 22, 2025 at 11:00 PM
Thampk you all fur making my firmst #AnipalHB a resoumbdimg success! I hope you all emjoy yous sweampters. I'm going to go startmpt the fire an get the area in frompt of my shop ready fur the #BONFIRE that starts at 6 p.m. EST. See you then!
November 22, 2025 at 7:12 PM
Thirb an FINAL hour coming pup fur Marlin's Ugly Sweater Shoppe. The #AnipalHB will still continue, but my shop will lock pup an turn the lighmpts off an I will vimsit the remst of the bazaar an get some foobs! I yam wimtherimg away! Last champce to stock pup on yous holmiday sweampters!
November 22, 2025 at 6:06 PM
Our secomb hour of hamving ours boof open, now, so I will re-pomst fur anyone who neebs a beaumtiful ugly sweampter or a ugly beaumtiful sweampter or bamdamnams or hoos sweampters! #AnipalHB
November 22, 2025 at 5:10 PM
#AnipalHB #MarlinsUglySweaters Feel free to browmse through ours selempctiom of beaumtiful ugly sweampters, pals! Availmable in all sizes, fur doggos, kitties, birbs, squizzers, stumffies, hemdgehogs, hoos, an emveryone in betweem!
November 22, 2025 at 4:11 PM
Come right inside my store, pals, and feel free to browmse through alla the sweampters. I will nemxt pomst some photos of our sweampter stock. There is even a semctiom fur yous hoos! #AnipalHB #MarlinsUglySweaters
November 22, 2025 at 4:08 PM