Starting to unconsciously take shortcuts on my morning exercise. Got somewhere to be, bigshot?

If anyone's looking for a great place to start with The Human League, might I suggest their greatest hits album 'As Good As Human League Possible'

What I remember most from restaurant dinners as a kid is my parents weighing up the fairness of the corkage fees

Raging at the strong Melbourne wind like it's a High School bully ruffling my hair, knocking a textbook out of my hands

Sick of making masterpieces. :(

Never made it to the gym today - had to sprint home when I saw two strangers entering my house on the security camera. TBH, the most I've ever pushed myself on gym day.

Coldplay turtle Vine still best in class after all these years

You can tell a good RPG GM by the quality of the explosion sounds they make with their mouth. This is what separates the wheat from the chaff.

You know you're hanging with a real high roller when they refer to puppets as 'marionettes'.

I always love an underdog story. Tell me more about those fish John West rejects.

I'm reading a biography of Napoleon and just found out there's a movie coming. Now everyone will assume I'm one of those Johnny-come-latelies who only reads a book once it's a popular film or show. I will NOT let Napoleon (the historical figure) be my Game of Thrones.

Just checked in to see if Officeworks has any relation to the band Noiseworks and yes, Jon Stevens runs the copy kiosk at the Collingwood store.

Feels good to be lurking somewhere new! (Potentially my last post.)