Mark Kreutzer 🌸
@markkreutzer42.bsky.social
Dumb enough to think I should make movies || I hate it here || Autistic || LGBTQ || Free Palestine 🇵🇸 || 9/1/17 ❤️
257 picks later…
Always weird when the Draft is over. Feels like emerging from a dense fog with no idea where you’re going. Fantastic few days
Always weird when the Draft is over. Feels like emerging from a dense fog with no idea where you’re going. Fantastic few days
April 26, 2025 at 11:16 PM
257 picks later…
Always weird when the Draft is over. Feels like emerging from a dense fog with no idea where you’re going. Fantastic few days
Always weird when the Draft is over. Feels like emerging from a dense fog with no idea where you’re going. Fantastic few days
BRASHARD SMITH LET’S GO
April 26, 2025 at 10:00 PM
BRASHARD SMITH LET’S GO
Haslam can’t help but utterly wreck his team’s QB machinations. Out of the Watson deal, right into the Shedeur circus, by no fault of Berry or Stefanski
April 26, 2025 at 6:25 PM
Haslam can’t help but utterly wreck his team’s QB machinations. Out of the Watson deal, right into the Shedeur circus, by no fault of Berry or Stefanski
Not gonna get caught up in Shedeur discourse today, I know that’s The Big Story, but if he hasn’t gone in four rounds, I kind of don’t think he’s going, period. He is OFF any relevant boards
April 26, 2025 at 6:01 PM
Not gonna get caught up in Shedeur discourse today, I know that’s The Big Story, but if he hasn’t gone in four rounds, I kind of don’t think he’s going, period. He is OFF any relevant boards
Bengals miss out on the closest thing to a satisfactory Mike Hilton replacement in this Draft, Billy Bowman, by a single pick. Damn.
April 26, 2025 at 5:00 PM
Bengals miss out on the closest thing to a satisfactory Mike Hilton replacement in this Draft, Billy Bowman, by a single pick. Damn.
What do we not know about Cam Skattebo and Bradyn Swinson??
April 26, 2025 at 3:23 AM
What do we not know about Cam Skattebo and Bradyn Swinson??
Panthers getting Scourton and Princely, both after FIFTY, is nasty. Unbelievable couple nights they’ve had, this pass rush is ready to GO
April 26, 2025 at 2:06 AM
Panthers getting Scourton and Princely, both after FIFTY, is nasty. Unbelievable couple nights they’ve had, this pass rush is ready to GO
ISAAC TESLAA HIVE GET THE FUCK UP, SEVENTIETH OVERALL
April 26, 2025 at 1:46 AM
ISAAC TESLAA HIVE GET THE FUCK UP, SEVENTIETH OVERALL
There’s your succession plan for Germaine Pratt… But future-proofing a roster that barely even has a present is really something
April 26, 2025 at 12:28 AM
There’s your succession plan for Germaine Pratt… But future-proofing a roster that barely even has a present is really something
Chiefs should be doing everything they can to trade up for Scourton by now, gobsmacked we haven’t heard his name yet
April 26, 2025 at 12:02 AM
Chiefs should be doing everything they can to trade up for Scourton by now, gobsmacked we haven’t heard his name yet
When it comes time for the Saints to make a decision on a second Shough contract, he will be older than Mahomes is rn
Kinda fun player though idk
Kinda fun player though idk
April 25, 2025 at 11:55 PM
When it comes time for the Saints to make a decision on a second Shough contract, he will be older than Mahomes is rn
Kinda fun player though idk
Kinda fun player though idk
Not to make a QB selection that isn’t Shedeur, about Shedeur, but how bad were these damn interviews? Just how belligerent was this kid?
April 25, 2025 at 11:47 PM
Not to make a QB selection that isn’t Shedeur, about Shedeur, but how bad were these damn interviews? Just how belligerent was this kid?
Seth “Fucking” Rollins is apparently here, I hate my life
April 25, 2025 at 11:28 PM
Seth “Fucking” Rollins is apparently here, I hate my life
Ersery? Johnson? Revel?
April 25, 2025 at 11:26 PM
Ersery? Johnson? Revel?
Josh Simmons, Donovan Ezeiruaku, Nic Scourton, Harold Fannin all likely there for the Chiefs. Board has fallen crazy for em
April 25, 2025 at 3:22 AM
Josh Simmons, Donovan Ezeiruaku, Nic Scourton, Harold Fannin all likely there for the Chiefs. Board has fallen crazy for em
Tyleik next to Alim, setting up late-down, long-yardage to let Hutch do his Hutch thing, will be awesome. This is how you prep to challenge the Eagles again next year
April 25, 2025 at 3:17 AM
Tyleik next to Alim, setting up late-down, long-yardage to let Hutch do his Hutch thing, will be awesome. This is how you prep to challenge the Eagles again next year
The Ravens are getting Malaki Starks when he had no business getting this far down. I’m sick. Every fucking year
April 25, 2025 at 3:05 AM
The Ravens are getting Malaki Starks when he had no business getting this far down. I’m sick. Every fucking year
How do I buy into the Green Bay Packers? As an expression of my approval of the pick?
April 25, 2025 at 2:48 AM
How do I buy into the Green Bay Packers? As an expression of my approval of the pick?
Egbuka in Tampa feels like one of the surest paths to success in recent memory. About as low-risk as it gets
April 25, 2025 at 2:14 AM
Egbuka in Tampa feels like one of the surest paths to success in recent memory. About as low-risk as it gets
Glad the Seahawks did the normal thing for once ever
April 25, 2025 at 2:10 AM
Glad the Seahawks did the normal thing for once ever
I wanted Ezeiruaku so fucking bad here for the Bengals… Shemar is not someone I think this staff will get ANYTHING OUT OF
April 25, 2025 at 2:01 AM
I wanted Ezeiruaku so fucking bad here for the Bengals… Shemar is not someone I think this staff will get ANYTHING OUT OF
Jalon Walker being announced as a defensive end is so funny bc no he isn’t
April 25, 2025 at 1:47 AM
Jalon Walker being announced as a defensive end is so funny bc no he isn’t
Things are aligning for the Bengals so well that I simply do not trust it. Mykel no longer in play is great, Booker no longer in play is tough. But Starks, Grant, Harmon, Green, Barron even, Shemar I guess, whoever you like, all still there is pretty shocking
April 25, 2025 at 1:35 AM
Things are aligning for the Bengals so well that I simply do not trust it. Mykel no longer in play is great, Booker no longer in play is tough. But Starks, Grant, Harmon, Green, Barron even, Shemar I guess, whoever you like, all still there is pretty shocking