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MarkHay
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30 year New Mexican raised in Minneapolis
Pro-democracy
Anti-bully
Harm Reduction Ideologue
Go Vikings, Timberwolves, Lobos, Cycling
The people hurt the most by the end of mail-in voting are our deployed troops.
August 20, 2025 at 12:41 AM
I easily threw up at least 100 times over the last three. This stomach bug has been awful.
August 20, 2025 at 12:18 AM
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This is one of those things that has been at the back of my mind for decades ... parallels in the covers for the first four long-play albums by the Clash and the Replacements.
August 17, 2025 at 2:47 AM
How does ICE catch anyone with all that gear on?
August 16, 2025 at 10:42 PM
The Minnesota Lynx own the WNBA.
August 16, 2025 at 8:15 PM
If he dies, Project 2025 lives on. That should be the focus.
August 16, 2025 at 1:58 AM
The meanest thing I can say to my older brother is to remind him that he was born in Oklahoma.
August 16, 2025 at 1:14 AM
My oldest is a great student and a golden girl. My youngest is more complicated, but she might be smarter than her sister.
August 16, 2025 at 1:06 AM
When I was in middle school, I thought it was funny to go on people's porches and rearrange their furniture. I'd get shot doing that today.
August 15, 2025 at 7:56 PM
I was trained at a young age to leave the toilet seat down. I'm also single.
August 15, 2025 at 7:44 PM
The thing I believe the least in is karma.
August 15, 2025 at 5:07 PM
There was a great rap song for kids based on "don't touch the floor it's hot lava" and I've never been able to find it again.
August 15, 2025 at 3:55 PM
Taco Bell mild sauce was too spicy for my step-dad. He was a true Minnesotan.
August 15, 2025 at 1:51 PM
The ACAB argument gets stronger every day.
August 15, 2025 at 1:29 PM
Giving away Alaska would help the Democrats. Just saying.
August 14, 2025 at 10:54 PM
I don't wear a seatbelt because going through the windshield is the quickest way to avoid the danger.
August 14, 2025 at 10:05 PM
My hobbies are hiking, cycling, and bombing on #Bluesky.
August 14, 2025 at 6:29 PM
I switched to the oven because I didn't have to put a shirt on.
i'm not going to teach my kids about making bacon on the stove. they're going to think that the only way to make it is in the oven
August 14, 2025 at 6:05 PM
I look terrible in pink and I would never waste a sandwich. Am I out of the Resistance?
August 14, 2025 at 12:40 AM
I want to support The Shins because Albuquerque, but I find their music too whiny.
(1998?) I went to a record store and asked what happened to the ska section. The guy behind the desk said "nobody listens to ska". That guy is a member of The Shins.
August 13, 2025 at 7:35 PM
(1998?) I went to a record store and asked what happened to the ska section. The guy behind the desk said "nobody listens to ska". That guy is a member of The Shins.
August 13, 2025 at 7:25 PM
The only injury I ever cheered for was Bret Favre's. History will forgive me.
I don’t know who needs to hear this, but it’s weird to celebrate players on a rival team getting injured!
August 13, 2025 at 6:32 PM
They are going to deport the Chinese communist panda bears from the National Zoo.
August 13, 2025 at 6:28 PM
I read so many books when my phone was broken.
August 13, 2025 at 6:23 PM
Saw some footage from war torn Ukraine and their trains are so much better than ours.
August 13, 2025 at 4:29 PM