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Mark
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I put the sad in SAHD
I just stopped recording a video of my kids in order to open the Merlin app if you were curious what being a 40 year old millennial dad is like.
July 4, 2025 at 11:59 PM
If I had a dollar for every banana my toddler wastes, I wouldn't count the number of bananas my toddler wastes.
March 8, 2025 at 1:26 PM
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This is how it’s done.
Gov. Mills: I’ll comply with the state and federal laws

Trump: We are the federal law. You better do it because you’re not going to get any federal funds.

Gov Mills: See you in court
February 21, 2025 at 11:43 PM
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Remember that fascists want you to feel hopeless and helpless. We are neither. Continue to be a pain in their fucking ass, even if that just means refusing to go away.
January 20, 2025 at 5:27 PM
Love being a dad 🫶
January 12, 2025 at 12:38 AM
Fitten the kitten with his murder mittens.
November 23, 2024 at 10:09 PM
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Thou shalt not hold thy breath waiting for his base to realize their mistake.
November 23, 2024 at 8:00 PM