The best version of Santa Claus is Coming to Town ever. I promise you. Or you'll hate it. Depends on you.

So I asked the Homeland Security guard at the metal detector what were the weirdest things that people have tried to bring into the federal building. "Dildos," he said. Plural. That's really funny because the port-a-john cleaner guys told me the same thing. Not made up.

Marion public library book sale finds! Let's see how this @scalzi.com guy is.

I know spring really just started and all, but are these damn birds ever going to stop CHIRPING?

Anyone else reminded of Abu Ghraib?

What Trump doesn't seem to understand is that "He who saves his Country does not violate any Law" is exactly what inspired the lunatics who tried to kill him less than a year ago.

Ok, I'm on Bluesky now, so here's #1 in an ongoing series I'm going to be calling Scenes From A Construction Site

My most favorite thing about the old coffee maker dying and getting a new one is that I always get one that uses the opposite type of filter. Anyone need 473 basket filters?