Marty McCullough
maritnmccullough.bsky.social
Marty McCullough
@maritnmccullough.bsky.social
Stand up. Roast Battler. I mostly tell jokes and play games #comedy #roastbattle
I didn't think anyone had noticed my weight loss but my Priest just commented "Body of Christ" #jokeoftheday
April 19, 2025 at 9:08 AM
Reposted by Marty McCullough
Germany is saying no to autogenocide, no to oligarchy, and no to impunity. Thousands are taking a stand against fascism ahead of the election. No matter the results they won't bend the knee to oligarchy. #3E
February 10, 2025 at 12:19 AM
Reposted by Marty McCullough
If your chosen role in defending against oligarchy and genocide is to sit online and tell people that their protests will never work and that they are fools for trying to resist, you are carrying water for tyrants and will be treated accordingly. Muted and blocked. #3E
February 8, 2025 at 9:37 PM
January 5, 2025 at 7:23 PM
Reposted by Marty McCullough
🚨This is AMAZING: Watch this elderly woman DESTROY a young right wing YouTuber on his weak sauce immigration talking points.

Absolutely brilliant.
H/T @thetnholler.bsky.social
December 11, 2024 at 7:51 PM
Who decides your self worth.. You?... or them?
What qualifies them? You are the only expert in being You.
December 11, 2024 at 10:43 PM
Growing with 5 sisters was like living with the Power Rangers. Once a month they'd sync up and become one scary monster.
December 9, 2024 at 10:46 PM
Found this photo of my Grandfather and Grandmother on their Honeymoon. Found someone to colourise it and clean it up.
November 26, 2024 at 10:34 PM
#Follow #followback - I follow back.
November 25, 2024 at 8:28 PM
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November 20, 2024 at 7:49 PM
If I had a pound for everytime I disappointed my parents, I'd finally have enough money to bury them. #jokes #comedy
November 20, 2024 at 7:42 PM
When MIllionaires, need a Millionaire, to help convince the poor that they deserved Millions in the first place #farage
November 20, 2024 at 7:33 PM
Bluesky is like a used car lot—lots of clunkers, a few gems, and everyone’s trying way too hard to sell you on their personality. 🚗🔥 #RoastJokes #ComedyRoast
November 20, 2024 at 7:30 PM
Hey, I'm Martin. I'm really into comedy writing. If anyone else likes comedy and likes to chill... #followme #followback
November 20, 2024 at 7:23 PM
Bluesky is like a car meet: everyone’s showing off their latest model (of humor), and occasionally someone crashes... into a bad take. 🚗💨 #BlueskyComedy #Jokes
November 20, 2024 at 7:22 PM
Bluesky is the open mic of the internet: punchlines fly, roasts burn, and every reply’s a potential crowd-killer. Got jokes? Drop ‘em. Got laughs? Share ‘em. Comedy thrives here. 🎙️✨
#Comedy #Jokes #BlueskyVibes
November 20, 2024 at 7:22 PM
We’re all about the punchlines, the clever comebacks, and those jokes that land harder than your ex’s excuses.
From dad jokes to dark humor, roasting to riffing, let’s make this the funniest corner of the internet. Got a joke you’re proud of? Or one so bad it’s good? Share it below—sky’s the limit.
November 20, 2024 at 7:21 PM
Whether you're cracking jokes or dropping spicy one-liners, the vibes are immaculate here.
Let’s keep the banter rolling and the hecklers out (unless they’re funny, then okay). Got a killer joke or a wild comedy take? Drop it below, because Bluesky deserves the good stuff.
#ComedySky #OpenMicEnergy
November 20, 2024 at 7:19 PM
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November 16, 2024 at 12:14 PM