Michael C
@maritalmadness.bsky.social
My wife and I have been happily married
for decades, and I write about our relationship
in a humor blog called Marital Madness that
features the hilarious ramblings of a
clueless husband. https://mc-humor.com/
for decades, and I write about our relationship
in a humor blog called Marital Madness that
features the hilarious ramblings of a
clueless husband. https://mc-humor.com/
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I CAN FIX IT!
My skeptical spouse never hesitates to point out that, when it comes to home repairs, I have a knack for making any bad situation WORSE!
FREE to read at: mc-humor.com/2025/11/23/i...
#marriage #married #husband #wife #relationships #writing #humor #funny #comedy
My skeptical spouse never hesitates to point out that, when it comes to home repairs, I have a knack for making any bad situation WORSE!
FREE to read at: mc-humor.com/2025/11/23/i...
#marriage #married #husband #wife #relationships #writing #humor #funny #comedy
Reposted by Michael C
NEWS: Libraries WIN in federal court!
A judge in RI issued a permanent injunction stopping the Administration from dismantling the Institute of Museum & Library Services and nullifying all actions taken to do so.
Read the ruling: storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.us... (More to come from ALA)
A judge in RI issued a permanent injunction stopping the Administration from dismantling the Institute of Museum & Library Services and nullifying all actions taken to do so.
Read the ruling: storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.us... (More to come from ALA)
November 21, 2025 at 8:08 PM
NEWS: Libraries WIN in federal court!
A judge in RI issued a permanent injunction stopping the Administration from dismantling the Institute of Museum & Library Services and nullifying all actions taken to do so.
Read the ruling: storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.us... (More to come from ALA)
A judge in RI issued a permanent injunction stopping the Administration from dismantling the Institute of Museum & Library Services and nullifying all actions taken to do so.
Read the ruling: storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.us... (More to come from ALA)
I CAN FIX IT!
My skeptical spouse never hesitates to point out that, when it comes to home repairs, I have a knack for making any bad situation WORSE!
FREE to read at: mc-humor.com/2025/11/23/i...
#marriage #married #husband #wife #relationships #writing #humor #funny #comedy
My skeptical spouse never hesitates to point out that, when it comes to home repairs, I have a knack for making any bad situation WORSE!
FREE to read at: mc-humor.com/2025/11/23/i...
#marriage #married #husband #wife #relationships #writing #humor #funny #comedy
November 23, 2025 at 10:15 PM
I CAN FIX IT!
My skeptical spouse never hesitates to point out that, when it comes to home repairs, I have a knack for making any bad situation WORSE!
FREE to read at: mc-humor.com/2025/11/23/i...
#marriage #married #husband #wife #relationships #writing #humor #funny #comedy
My skeptical spouse never hesitates to point out that, when it comes to home repairs, I have a knack for making any bad situation WORSE!
FREE to read at: mc-humor.com/2025/11/23/i...
#marriage #married #husband #wife #relationships #writing #humor #funny #comedy
ARE YOU SURPRISED?
While my wife was out of the house, I decided to make her a birthday cake from scratch. What could possibly go wrong?
FREE to read at: mc-humor.com/2025/01/31/a...
#marriage #married #husband #wife #relationships #writing #humor #funny #comedy
While my wife was out of the house, I decided to make her a birthday cake from scratch. What could possibly go wrong?
FREE to read at: mc-humor.com/2025/01/31/a...
#marriage #married #husband #wife #relationships #writing #humor #funny #comedy
November 23, 2025 at 2:50 PM
ARE YOU SURPRISED?
While my wife was out of the house, I decided to make her a birthday cake from scratch. What could possibly go wrong?
FREE to read at: mc-humor.com/2025/01/31/a...
#marriage #married #husband #wife #relationships #writing #humor #funny #comedy
While my wife was out of the house, I decided to make her a birthday cake from scratch. What could possibly go wrong?
FREE to read at: mc-humor.com/2025/01/31/a...
#marriage #married #husband #wife #relationships #writing #humor #funny #comedy
Reposted by Michael C
"Silence can be incredibly hurtful’: How to talk to someone about their #ChronicIllness
While it may feel impolite to ask after someone’s ill-health, for those living with chronic conditions never being asked can feel ruder still."
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www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle...
While it may feel impolite to ask after someone’s ill-health, for those living with chronic conditions never being asked can feel ruder still."
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www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle...
‘Silence can be incredibly hurtful’: How to talk to someone about their chronic illness
While it may feel impolite to ask after someone’s ill-health, for those living with chronic conditions never being asked can feel ruder still
www.theguardian.com
November 22, 2025 at 10:58 AM
"Silence can be incredibly hurtful’: How to talk to someone about their #ChronicIllness
While it may feel impolite to ask after someone’s ill-health, for those living with chronic conditions never being asked can feel ruder still."
🔗
www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle...
While it may feel impolite to ask after someone’s ill-health, for those living with chronic conditions never being asked can feel ruder still."
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www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle...
I DESERVE A REWARD!
I deserve a reward for enduring the mind-numbing drudgery of performing menial household tasks!
FREE to read at: mc-humor.com/2025/02/05/i...
#marriage #married #husband #wife #relationships #writing #humor #funny #comedy
I deserve a reward for enduring the mind-numbing drudgery of performing menial household tasks!
FREE to read at: mc-humor.com/2025/02/05/i...
#marriage #married #husband #wife #relationships #writing #humor #funny #comedy
November 22, 2025 at 2:48 PM
I DESERVE A REWARD!
I deserve a reward for enduring the mind-numbing drudgery of performing menial household tasks!
FREE to read at: mc-humor.com/2025/02/05/i...
#marriage #married #husband #wife #relationships #writing #humor #funny #comedy
I deserve a reward for enduring the mind-numbing drudgery of performing menial household tasks!
FREE to read at: mc-humor.com/2025/02/05/i...
#marriage #married #husband #wife #relationships #writing #humor #funny #comedy
A MOUSE IN THE HOUSE!
We recently had a mouse in our home, and the critter managed to run up my wife’s pajama pant leg!
FREE to read at: mc-humor.com/2025/05/01/a...
#marriage #married #husband #wife #relationships #writing #humor #funny #comedy
We recently had a mouse in our home, and the critter managed to run up my wife’s pajama pant leg!
FREE to read at: mc-humor.com/2025/05/01/a...
#marriage #married #husband #wife #relationships #writing #humor #funny #comedy
November 21, 2025 at 2:47 PM
A MOUSE IN THE HOUSE!
We recently had a mouse in our home, and the critter managed to run up my wife’s pajama pant leg!
FREE to read at: mc-humor.com/2025/05/01/a...
#marriage #married #husband #wife #relationships #writing #humor #funny #comedy
We recently had a mouse in our home, and the critter managed to run up my wife’s pajama pant leg!
FREE to read at: mc-humor.com/2025/05/01/a...
#marriage #married #husband #wife #relationships #writing #humor #funny #comedy
Reposted by Michael C
What Trump’s Medicaid Cuts Mean for Two Podcasters With Down Syndrome...
www.motherjones.com/politics/202...
www.motherjones.com/politics/202...
November 15, 2025 at 6:05 PM
What Trump’s Medicaid Cuts Mean for Two Podcasters With Down Syndrome...
www.motherjones.com/politics/202...
www.motherjones.com/politics/202...
A BAD MOOD!
My wife woke up in a BAD MOOD, and, as usual, she blamed me. Unfortunately, as the morning progressed, she only got crankier!
FREE to read at: mc-humor.com/2025/05/15/a...
#marriage #married #husband #wife #relationships #writing #humor #funny #comedy
My wife woke up in a BAD MOOD, and, as usual, she blamed me. Unfortunately, as the morning progressed, she only got crankier!
FREE to read at: mc-humor.com/2025/05/15/a...
#marriage #married #husband #wife #relationships #writing #humor #funny #comedy
November 20, 2025 at 1:06 PM
A BAD MOOD!
My wife woke up in a BAD MOOD, and, as usual, she blamed me. Unfortunately, as the morning progressed, she only got crankier!
FREE to read at: mc-humor.com/2025/05/15/a...
#marriage #married #husband #wife #relationships #writing #humor #funny #comedy
My wife woke up in a BAD MOOD, and, as usual, she blamed me. Unfortunately, as the morning progressed, she only got crankier!
FREE to read at: mc-humor.com/2025/05/15/a...
#marriage #married #husband #wife #relationships #writing #humor #funny #comedy
Wife: “We’ve lived in this house for 25 years, and you never notice anything. You haven’t even mentioned the new kitchen curtains.”
Me: “We have a window in the kitchen?”
Me: “We have a window in the kitchen?”
November 18, 2025 at 9:10 PM
Wife: “We’ve lived in this house for 25 years, and you never notice anything. You haven’t even mentioned the new kitchen curtains.”
Me: “We have a window in the kitchen?”
Me: “We have a window in the kitchen?”
My wife was shocked that I had 78 photos of the dog on my phone, but only one of her. What can I say? I was as surprised as she was. I had no idea I had a picture of my spouse on my phone.
November 18, 2025 at 9:09 PM
My wife was shocked that I had 78 photos of the dog on my phone, but only one of her. What can I say? I was as surprised as she was. I had no idea I had a picture of my spouse on my phone.
Yesterday, my wife suffered a terrible shock when I actually came home from the grocery store with everything that was on her shopping list. There’s no telling how long it will take her to recover.
November 18, 2025 at 9:08 PM
Yesterday, my wife suffered a terrible shock when I actually came home from the grocery store with everything that was on her shopping list. There’s no telling how long it will take her to recover.
Just as I was about to ask my wife for the TENTH TIME where something was – I found it. Now my bride is convinced she witnessed an honest-to-goodness miracle. HALLELUJAH!
November 18, 2025 at 1:07 AM
Just as I was about to ask my wife for the TENTH TIME where something was – I found it. Now my bride is convinced she witnessed an honest-to-goodness miracle. HALLELUJAH!
Each Thanksgiving, my wife invites her entire family over. That means once a year, we have to clean the house.
November 17, 2025 at 8:55 PM
Each Thanksgiving, my wife invites her entire family over. That means once a year, we have to clean the house.
I think it’s cute to spell words in front of our dog, but I hate it when my wife spells words to her friends in front of me.
November 17, 2025 at 8:54 PM
I think it’s cute to spell words in front of our dog, but I hate it when my wife spells words to her friends in front of me.
Reposted by Michael C
Efforts to gut the U.S. Department of Education's special education office and move the program to another agency are already causing "immediate harm" to students with #disabilities, advocates warn. #SpecialEducation
Disability Advocates Cry Foul Over Dismantling Of Special Ed: 'Our World Is On Fire'
Efforts to gut the U.S. Department of Education's special education office and move the program to another agency are already causing "immediate harm" to students with disabilities, advocates warn.
www.disabilityscoop.com
November 6, 2025 at 4:31 PM
Efforts to gut the U.S. Department of Education's special education office and move the program to another agency are already causing "immediate harm" to students with #disabilities, advocates warn. #SpecialEducation
My wife was so appreciative when she heard me say, “You are adorable!” that I didn’t have the heart to tell her I was talking to the dog. But our little terrier’s tail started wagging, so she knew I was talking to HER. It was nice to make both of them happy at the same time.
November 17, 2025 at 5:36 PM
My wife was so appreciative when she heard me say, “You are adorable!” that I didn’t have the heart to tell her I was talking to the dog. But our little terrier’s tail started wagging, so she knew I was talking to HER. It was nice to make both of them happy at the same time.
It’s the simple pleasures in marriage that make it worthwhile. For example, when I do something stupid, my wife becomes giddy because she gets to point it out. EVERY TIME. She’s lucky that I make her so happy. You’re welcome, Dear.
November 17, 2025 at 2:34 PM
It’s the simple pleasures in marriage that make it worthwhile. For example, when I do something stupid, my wife becomes giddy because she gets to point it out. EVERY TIME. She’s lucky that I make her so happy. You’re welcome, Dear.
This weekend we’re going to a joyous welcome-home party for my wife’s beloved grandmother. At the age of 98, she is getting out on parole. They just didn’t have the heart to make her serve her life sentence.
November 17, 2025 at 2:27 PM
This weekend we’re going to a joyous welcome-home party for my wife’s beloved grandmother. At the age of 98, she is getting out on parole. They just didn’t have the heart to make her serve her life sentence.
Reposted by Michael C
HERE KITTY KITTY!
Our cat got an infection that required us to use an applicator to dispense the medicine directly onto the kitty’s backside – after we had shaved her!
Free to read at: mc-humor.com/2025/06/01/h...
#marriage #married #husband #wife #relationships #writing #humor #funny #comedy
Our cat got an infection that required us to use an applicator to dispense the medicine directly onto the kitty’s backside – after we had shaved her!
Free to read at: mc-humor.com/2025/06/01/h...
#marriage #married #husband #wife #relationships #writing #humor #funny #comedy
November 17, 2025 at 2:23 PM
HERE KITTY KITTY!
Our cat got an infection that required us to use an applicator to dispense the medicine directly onto the kitty’s backside – after we had shaved her!
Free to read at: mc-humor.com/2025/06/01/h...
#marriage #married #husband #wife #relationships #writing #humor #funny #comedy
Our cat got an infection that required us to use an applicator to dispense the medicine directly onto the kitty’s backside – after we had shaved her!
Free to read at: mc-humor.com/2025/06/01/h...
#marriage #married #husband #wife #relationships #writing #humor #funny #comedy
This morning at breakfast, I told my wife that when she married me, she won the marriage lottery. She laughed so hard that coffee shot out of her nose.
November 16, 2025 at 10:40 PM
This morning at breakfast, I told my wife that when she married me, she won the marriage lottery. She laughed so hard that coffee shot out of her nose.
Reposted by Michael C
Floating with Mark McGraw #acousticguitar #americana #acousticfingerstyle #blues #acoustic #musicsky
youtube.com/watch?v=CNqv...
youtube.com/watch?v=CNqv...
Floating with Mark McGraw #acousticguitar #americana #acousticfingerstyle #blues #acoustic
YouTube video by The Electric Fog Factory
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November 16, 2025 at 2:04 PM
Floating with Mark McGraw #acousticguitar #americana #acousticfingerstyle #blues #acoustic #musicsky
youtube.com/watch?v=CNqv...
youtube.com/watch?v=CNqv...
My wife and I have reached the age where it takes both of us to get one of us off the floor.
November 16, 2025 at 6:56 PM
My wife and I have reached the age where it takes both of us to get one of us off the floor.
My wife sent me to the grocery store to buy milk and bread. I returned with salsa, popcorn, gummy bears, and three toys for the dog. I’m not sure she appreciates it when I help out.
November 16, 2025 at 6:55 PM
My wife sent me to the grocery store to buy milk and bread. I returned with salsa, popcorn, gummy bears, and three toys for the dog. I’m not sure she appreciates it when I help out.
Reposted by Michael C
Quirky characters
Small-town chaos
Waaaay too many secrets
Meet your next favourite read:
"The Goodbye Girls - Putting the fun in funerals"
www.thegoodbyegirls.ca
Small-town chaos
Waaaay too many secrets
Meet your next favourite read:
"The Goodbye Girls - Putting the fun in funerals"
www.thegoodbyegirls.ca
October 25, 2025 at 2:47 PM
Quirky characters
Small-town chaos
Waaaay too many secrets
Meet your next favourite read:
"The Goodbye Girls - Putting the fun in funerals"
www.thegoodbyegirls.ca
Small-town chaos
Waaaay too many secrets
Meet your next favourite read:
"The Goodbye Girls - Putting the fun in funerals"
www.thegoodbyegirls.ca