Another sourdough photo shoot—bc my bread deserves a scenic backdrop. That moka pot? Just a prop. Didn’t make a single espresso in it. ☕️
The real story? Me, standing on a chair, sacrificing my dignity for content. You’re welcome.
#YesIStagedThis #Breadfluencer

Nobody asked, but here’s my fig tree progress report: somehow, it’s thriving indoors—a true miracle in a house where even cacti come to die. Do I think this will last? Probably not. But for now, it’s living its best life.

Came by this quote while sipping my morning espresso ☕️ . “The cheat code is to give people grace while still noting their behavior and removing yourself from the receiving end of their dysfunction.”
-A reminder to lead with grace while protecting my peace. ✌️

What’s making my own sourdough taught me? That taking the time to learn a skill is its own reward. Patience, focus, and the art of doing things by hand—because there’s something oddly satisfying about knowing I can make it myself instead of relying on the supply chain. 🍞

Another loaf, another tasty triumph. Who needs therapy when you can bake sourdough and feel like a friggin artisan? Honestly, I’m just proud I didn’t accidentally make a brick. 🙄 😜 Go me!

Who knows the answer to this riddle?

“I’m the smooth-talking cousin of the truth,
I’ll sell you a war, a cure, or a fountain of youth.
I work best when you’re scared, bored, or in doubt,
What am I? Here’s a hint: I’m full of crap but never run out.”

My Keurig broke, and I almost broke too. But their customer service was great. Tried troubleshooting (no luck) and sent me a replacement in like 10 minutes flat. No coffee for 3-7 days until my new machine gets here, but they’ve earned my loyalty forever! #CoffeeIsLife

I post my sourdough on my feed like it’s my kid or something. “Look at this little champ! Fresh out of the oven, absolutely nailed it—so proud of how far it’s come!”