I’m hearing that Trump misunderstood Kennedy, who believes Tylenol "makes you Amish."

Can confirm. I took one for a headache and now I can't stop churning butter and humming this song…

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@alyankovic.bsky.social

WORDS > SWORD

Factual statement from a non-politician about fantasy = political. Repeated public lies from a politician about reality = not political. Got it. 🙄 #Superman

I don’t believe AI will ever attempt to take us over. I can’t even get it to assist me in expressing eloquent vitriol towards my perceived enemies. The worst part is the AI lecture you get for trying.

Just had another content idea: a Lifetime original movie called "The Tom Selleck Story" but the entire premise is that he's had that glorious mustache since the day he was born. Think a dramatic hospital scene w/ a tiny baby sporting a full mustache. Need this to exist, now more than ever.🙏 #Selleck

I created a name for the accumulations of dust bunnies/dog hair around mine & other dog parent's homes. Tried many variations, but chose "Dust Puppies." Also sounds like a cartoon set in an old west town, populated by talking dogs, in trad old western roles. I'll think about cats next. #DustPuppies