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Lu
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Avid Speeder / Hablamos Mierda / Ope-er / Anti upward-facing-nighttime-outdoor-lighting-apparatuses

Detroit, MI
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This wouldn’t have happened if we voted for the cop who wanted to fund more cops from the party that also loves cops.
January 24, 2026 at 9:37 PM
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My 22 pound panther cat rockin’ my gold chain is a thing to behold
January 10, 2026 at 1:43 AM
My honey’s bday happens to be in the middle of the winter when all is lost. Yet every day when I wake, I think so much of him before the horrors set in. ”love of my life” is such ab understatement. Darling dreamy honey, I love you so much I will even “make a post“ Xoxo from an orange envelope
January 11, 2026 at 5:46 AM
at zi point where an aloof slug could verywell send me over zi edge
January 10, 2026 at 8:50 AM
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In this house we listen to BARRY WHITE not BARI WEISS
January 3, 2026 at 2:26 AM
I just have to remember that I’m in a fridge
December 20, 2025 at 7:27 PM
Your biscuits are too thick and your soufflé was a tragedy
December 20, 2025 at 6:17 AM
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December 20, 2025 at 1:39 AM
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Ludington, 2011. Macramé Tiger’s psychedelic journey to Northern Michigan.
December 20, 2025 at 1:37 AM
NAILED THE CHRISTMAS BEANS! They taste the way it feels to be a small animal-girl sleeping under the warm glow of the Christmas tree.
December 20, 2025 at 6:13 AM
the people who put a cheli’s fucking chili over the beautiful meadow/swamp where I grew up should be charged with crimes most absolute.
December 13, 2025 at 8:26 AM
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December 10, 2025 at 7:00 PM
Today I had a panic attack at the post office and then shook myself off and carried on like a typical fuck head
December 9, 2025 at 7:52 AM
I am continuously angry, as I’ve always been, but the little things that used to balance that shit out are being destroyed by auto-correct 🤬
December 6, 2025 at 8:12 AM
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I feel like people on bluesky would particularly appreciate that this is a Twitter joke 14 years in the making.

Some guy tweeted at our shitty then-mayor that we should have a Robocop statue and he was like “thanks but no” and then other people made it actually happen, over the course of 14 years
The bronze statue depicting the eponymous cybernetic star of Paul Verhoeven’s 1987 set-in-Detroit sci-fi satire was installed in Eastern Market on Wednesday, nearly 15 years after someone proposed it in a viral social media post.
Detroit finally has a RoboCop statue - Detroit Metro Times
Nearly 15 years later, Detroit finally has its statue of RoboCop.  The bronze statue depicting the eponymous cybernetic star of Paul Verhoeven’s 1987 set-in-Detroit sci-fi satire was installed in East...
www.metrotimes.com
December 4, 2025 at 5:34 AM
Boy do I ever love a good skeleton key
December 4, 2025 at 6:47 AM
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Come to Guitar Hi-Fi in Royal Oak and I’ll tell you a joke
November 15, 2025 at 7:35 PM
Will they ever win you back?
November 16, 2025 at 3:52 AM
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Like if you agree
November 5, 2025 at 6:04 PM
Eating 5-day-old chili at 1am because I wont be 39 forever
November 5, 2025 at 5:45 AM
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A Halloweenie for you by me :-)
October 31, 2025 at 6:20 PM
Rain-blo in my mouth that’s what life’s about
October 31, 2025 at 5:01 AM
at work tonight someone asked me if my butt was real? so I said it was “pretend”
October 30, 2025 at 4:31 AM
Ah yes, the “professional arborists” that DTE Energy has employed really showed off their years of study and training here. Making a new wind tunnel too gee thanks
October 28, 2025 at 4:50 PM
I honestly truly do feel like I’m being fucked with at every level
October 28, 2025 at 4:35 AM