maria wyeth
@mariawyeth.bsky.social
almost exclusively pictures of my cats and random sports complaints
Using my phone flashlight for the daily inspection I’m supposed to do of Charlie’s stitches because he is a dark gray cat and the stitches are dark purple and I can’t see a fucking thing and jfc we still have another week before they can come out 😭
December 5, 2025 at 1:09 AM
Using my phone flashlight for the daily inspection I’m supposed to do of Charlie’s stitches because he is a dark gray cat and the stitches are dark purple and I can’t see a fucking thing and jfc we still have another week before they can come out 😭
the discussion about zootopia 2 removing a silence of the lambs scene reminded me of the “oh shit!” moment I had as an adult when I saw Deliverance and suddenly understood the running bit with Babs and Buster on a river trip and possums playing banjos from tiny toons - how I spent my summer vacation
December 4, 2025 at 6:31 AM
the discussion about zootopia 2 removing a silence of the lambs scene reminded me of the “oh shit!” moment I had as an adult when I saw Deliverance and suddenly understood the running bit with Babs and Buster on a river trip and possums playing banjos from tiny toons - how I spent my summer vacation
“is this cone head my brother?”
November 29, 2025 at 9:12 PM
“is this cone head my brother?”
Charlie’s tail got broken last night and we spent the night in the er vet, they had to amputate the broken part. Has to wear a cone for 2 weeks. Theo doesn’t recognize his smell after being at the vet that long so I have to keep them separated and that is how we spent Thanksgiving this year 😭🤦🏻♀️
November 28, 2025 at 5:12 AM
Charlie’s tail got broken last night and we spent the night in the er vet, they had to amputate the broken part. Has to wear a cone for 2 weeks. Theo doesn’t recognize his smell after being at the vet that long so I have to keep them separated and that is how we spent Thanksgiving this year 😭🤦🏻♀️
feeling magnanimous because I actually got gas on the way home instead of making future me deal with it in the morning
November 14, 2025 at 2:04 AM
feeling magnanimous because I actually got gas on the way home instead of making future me deal with it in the morning
I’m planning a trip to Zihuatanejo and every person I’ve told has responded with, “like in Shawshank Redemption?!!”
November 7, 2025 at 6:30 AM
I’m planning a trip to Zihuatanejo and every person I’ve told has responded with, “like in Shawshank Redemption?!!”
for the third Halloween in a row I had to come up with a last minute costume from what I already owned - it’s been Che Guevara, Dr. Ellie Sattler, and Rosie the Riveter. I think the conclusion is that I love a jumpsuit and a lace-up work boot
November 2, 2025 at 12:13 AM
for the third Halloween in a row I had to come up with a last minute costume from what I already owned - it’s been Che Guevara, Dr. Ellie Sattler, and Rosie the Riveter. I think the conclusion is that I love a jumpsuit and a lace-up work boot
listening to the radio feed of the game and screaming in my car because PCA finally got his 30th
September 26, 2025 at 7:13 PM
listening to the radio feed of the game and screaming in my car because PCA finally got his 30th
Profusely apologizing to the cats because my cough woke them from their slumber
September 23, 2025 at 1:46 AM
Profusely apologizing to the cats because my cough woke them from their slumber
cubs having their longest losing streak immediately after clinching the playoffs is the most cubs thing ever 😔
September 21, 2025 at 8:45 PM
cubs having their longest losing streak immediately after clinching the playoffs is the most cubs thing ever 😔
The movie definitely isn’t in the top of my list for King adaptations but David Jonsson and Cooper Hoffman are both tremendous in the Long Walk
September 15, 2025 at 3:45 AM
The movie definitely isn’t in the top of my list for King adaptations but David Jonsson and Cooper Hoffman are both tremendous in the Long Walk
mighty ducks cast members throwing first pitch and singing the stretch at wrigley today, just delightful. I watched those movies so much as a kid the vhs tapes got blips
September 1, 2025 at 10:18 PM
mighty ducks cast members throwing first pitch and singing the stretch at wrigley today, just delightful. I watched those movies so much as a kid the vhs tapes got blips
not entirely sure when The Right Stuff became one of my comfort movies but here I am again watching it after a bad day
September 1, 2025 at 6:05 AM
not entirely sure when The Right Stuff became one of my comfort movies but here I am again watching it after a bad day
maybe it’s just because I saw 28 years later somewhat recently but Porter Hodge is looking like Aaron Taylor-Johnson today
August 31, 2025 at 9:00 PM
maybe it’s just because I saw 28 years later somewhat recently but Porter Hodge is looking like Aaron Taylor-Johnson today
got a new stool for the living room and Charlie immediately said, thanks that’s mine now
August 29, 2025 at 8:41 PM
got a new stool for the living room and Charlie immediately said, thanks that’s mine now
one of my sisters is married to a Brit and I didn’t realize we’ve been slowly picking up his slang until someone at work just stared at me after I said “well that’s my afternoon sorted!”
August 29, 2025 at 8:40 PM
one of my sisters is married to a Brit and I didn’t realize we’ve been slowly picking up his slang until someone at work just stared at me after I said “well that’s my afternoon sorted!”
well this is just embarrassing
August 28, 2025 at 3:13 AM
well this is just embarrassing
not even close to a strike
August 27, 2025 at 1:57 AM
not even close to a strike
Kyle Hendricks is a cub for life so I really hope the angels pull a Maddon and yank him after a few innings and the cubs can score their runs then
August 24, 2025 at 5:08 PM
Kyle Hendricks is a cub for life so I really hope the angels pull a Maddon and yank him after a few innings and the cubs can score their runs then
went with my parents, wore my Ryno jersey, and the cubs killed it. What a fun game to be at!!
August 24, 2025 at 4:27 AM
went with my parents, wore my Ryno jersey, and the cubs killed it. What a fun game to be at!!
Fucking Craig NEVER fights for Seiya I hate it so much
August 23, 2025 at 3:42 AM
Fucking Craig NEVER fights for Seiya I hate it so much