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Maria The Lamia (RP Parody Account)
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A bodyguard without memories about her life as mortal, now a Lhaka... Beware!
WOD/VTM RP parody account (Not related to Ella Balinska).
MV. NSFW - MDNI. +21.
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- "They call me MARIA..."
- "Who?"
- "People I usually kill!"

MARIA THE LAMIA
Bodyguard, 9th generation Lhaka Hecata clan, Lamia bloodline.

She protects the Anziani of the Clan of the Death, as she tries to remember who she was before her Embrace.

RP. NSFW. +21 MDNI.
(...)
She focused her senses, hoping that some of those restless spirits that used to hover around her seeking her attention would help her locate that enigmatic individual.

"It depends on what you consider special..." she replied while waiting for the answers of the ghosts.
Terrible fucking vibes. Pin prick eyes glimmer from above. The shine of his grin glistens.

Somewhere far above the lights. His face is swallowed in shade. His chalk pale fingers quietly wrap around the neon as he sniffs the air.

"Yer' a special one, ain'tcha?"
She stared the enigmatic guy.

Something at the base of her spine pricked... Bad vibes!
June 13, 2025 at 10:42 PM
She stared the enigmatic guy.

Something at the base of her spine pricked... Bad vibes!
June 13, 2025 at 6:24 PM
Curly or straight hair? I can't decide for tonight...
March 17, 2025 at 3:39 PM
A guy told me that there was a fighting circuit in this city...

I could use a few heads to get out of my routine!

Volunteers?
January 30, 2025 at 9:03 PM
When your boss tells you that in ten minutes you have to leave for a party at the Elysium and you're dressed in a rag...

#rp #WOD #VTM
January 24, 2025 at 7:20 AM
The perfect time for a date...
January 12, 2025 at 10:10 PM
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Hi! #VisibleWomen! I'm Raquel Cornejo 🙃 Senior Concept Artist and illustrator. I love coming up with stories, projects and fanarts. Lover of the world Dark Souls and Vampire the Masquerade.

📸Instagram: instagram.com/raquelcornejoa…
🎨ArtStation: artstation.com/raquelcornejo
December 16, 2024 at 12:50 PM
My training as a bodyguard for the Anziani began shortly after my Embrace.

I had prior knowledge of self-defense and combat with and without weapons. I learned from my Sire and other fighters, some of them with centuries of combat experience.

I am lethal if I put my mind to it.
December 15, 2024 at 11:07 AM
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I need people to realize that there are a lot of reasons Necromancy is considered evil. A big one? Zombies, as we understand them, come from Voudoun, where they represent slavery you can't escape even by dying. The horror is *being* one.
www.ofgodsandgamemasters.com/blog/necroma...
#ttrpg #dnd
Necromancy: Why is it Evil? — Of Gods and Gamemasters
prefer video? watch here. https://youtu.be/vja_0TB2hhw By now, we've all heard or seen the many times the following question posed “Why is necromancy evil, but enchantment isn't?” (in the context o...
www.ofgodsandgamemasters.com
December 14, 2024 at 3:41 AM
I don't remember anything about my life as mortal. My Sire Miriam Embraced me in 2011 and my memories began that night.

But I remember my skills from my previous lifetime. I can shoot with great aim and I am able to fight with many different styles against any kind of foes...
December 13, 2024 at 4:49 PM
One of the most interesting things about being a Ba'ham, a worshipper of Lilith, the Dark Mother, is my ability to move in the first hour of dawn and the last hour of dusk. I can also maintain intimate relationships without Rousing the Blood, but in exchange I radiate danger...
December 13, 2024 at 4:47 PM
- "They call me MARIA..."
- "Who?"
- "People I usually kill!"

MARIA THE LAMIA
Bodyguard, 9th generation Lhaka Hecata clan, Lamia bloodline.

She protects the Anziani of the Clan of the Death, as she tries to remember who she was before her Embrace.

RP. NSFW. +21 MDNI.
(...)
December 13, 2024 at 4:45 PM