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Playing drums and pressing record
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talked to someone at one of the top italian tailoring firms. they plan on moving manufacturing to the US. said that generations of italian tailoring skill and culture can probably be transported to boise, idaho. expect flawless transition by monday.
April 11, 2025 at 4:35 PM
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An innocent man, picked up by “mistake,” must not be allowed to rot in an El Salvadorian jail.

Mr. President. Obey the courts. Obey our Constitution. Bring him home immediately.
April 11, 2025 at 8:51 PM
If you hashtag your own name in a post you are a certified dweeb
March 11, 2025 at 5:54 AM
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FWEAKING AWSUM SPWEECH MISTOW PWESIDENT
March 5, 2025 at 2:46 AM
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BREAKING: irony dead.
March 5, 2025 at 3:13 AM
Aime Leon Bore more like
January 23, 2025 at 11:31 PM
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Wow. Bishop Mariann Edgar Budde fearlessly calls out Trump and Vance to their faces. This is heroic.

(posting in 3 parts due to Bluesky's 1 minute limit)
January 21, 2025 at 7:02 PM
@jacobweil.bsky.social hey jacob, this is my first skeet
January 22, 2025 at 4:57 AM
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BREAKING: The Inauguration of Donald Trump has been moved to the interior of a Tesla Cybertruck

“There’s room for me, Zuckerberg, and Bezos, but, unfortunately, not JD Vance,” Musk said

Our Inauguration correspondent Andy Borowitz reports live from the scene contrarian.substack.com/p/inaugurati...
Of, For, and By the Billionaires
Musk and Silicon Valley moguls gain unprecedented power
contrarian.substack.com
January 20, 2025 at 1:54 PM
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The year is 2035. I meet President AOC in the Oval Office. "You've done well," she says. "By telling men to dress gay, you've lowered the population rate by 90%, thereby reducing carbon emissions." She slides me a manilla envelope. I can now afford a home in a walkable neighborhood
January 13, 2025 at 5:24 AM