Marcus-bo-MacKenzie
@marcmack.bsky.social
Frisbee golf dilettante, alpaca whisperer
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We had 69. The new generation only has 67. Shrinkflation is no joke.
November 20, 2025 at 1:02 AM
We had 69. The new generation only has 67. Shrinkflation is no joke.
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Feels like no matter how much daylight we save, the darkness still persists.
November 7, 2025 at 12:59 AM
Feels like no matter how much daylight we save, the darkness still persists.
You scratch my humpback, and I’ll scratch yours.
A classic Quid-Pro-Quasimodo
A classic Quid-Pro-Quasimodo
October 30, 2025 at 12:05 AM
You scratch my humpback, and I’ll scratch yours.
A classic Quid-Pro-Quasimodo
A classic Quid-Pro-Quasimodo
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There is poetry in everyone.
October 3, 2025 at 11:58 PM
There is poetry in everyone.
Quasimodo watched, a single tear running down his cheek, as Esmeralda walked off arm in arm with his cousin who was in fairness, he thought, the the real Totalmodo.
September 5, 2025 at 12:02 AM
Quasimodo watched, a single tear running down his cheek, as Esmeralda walked off arm in arm with his cousin who was in fairness, he thought, the the real Totalmodo.
You contain multitudes*
*limit three tudes per customer
*limit three tudes per customer
September 3, 2025 at 11:54 PM
You contain multitudes*
*limit three tudes per customer
*limit three tudes per customer
God gives His sexiest battles to His horniest soldiers
September 2, 2025 at 11:46 PM
God gives His sexiest battles to His horniest soldiers
“Welcome back to my YouTube channel where I talk exclusively about symbiotic relationships between fungi and algae. If you’re new here, remember to lichen subscribe”
September 2, 2025 at 12:00 AM
“Welcome back to my YouTube channel where I talk exclusively about symbiotic relationships between fungi and algae. If you’re new here, remember to lichen subscribe”
Jeff Bezos should shorten the WaPo slogan to just “Democracy Dies”
August 30, 2025 at 12:59 AM
Jeff Bezos should shorten the WaPo slogan to just “Democracy Dies”
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I'll be at the library on Sept 6th at 10am signing books. I'm not an author or anything I just like writing my name on books.
August 26, 2025 at 11:58 PM
I'll be at the library on Sept 6th at 10am signing books. I'm not an author or anything I just like writing my name on books.
Happy birthday wishes are in order for my beloved, @theanastasia.bsky.social Do hop over to her feed to leave her appropriately good wishes for her birthday ☺️🎂
August 21, 2025 at 1:30 PM
Happy birthday wishes are in order for my beloved, @theanastasia.bsky.social Do hop over to her feed to leave her appropriately good wishes for her birthday ☺️🎂
Women gush:
“He makes me feel seen”
“He makes me feel heard”
They never appreciate that I make them feel smelled.
“He makes me feel seen”
“He makes me feel heard”
They never appreciate that I make them feel smelled.
August 6, 2025 at 11:59 PM
Women gush:
“He makes me feel seen”
“He makes me feel heard”
They never appreciate that I make them feel smelled.
“He makes me feel seen”
“He makes me feel heard”
They never appreciate that I make them feel smelled.
I wonder if models have to be tall because the fashion industry wants to hold women to impossible height standards too.
August 5, 2025 at 12:02 AM
I wonder if models have to be tall because the fashion industry wants to hold women to impossible height standards too.
Lose up to 1/2 a pound in one evening with my Illicit Kidney Theft Diet!
For details, come to the Howard Johnson’s Motel on Route 6, room 17, just by the ice machine.
For details, come to the Howard Johnson’s Motel on Route 6, room 17, just by the ice machine.
July 27, 2025 at 7:50 PM
Lose up to 1/2 a pound in one evening with my Illicit Kidney Theft Diet!
For details, come to the Howard Johnson’s Motel on Route 6, room 17, just by the ice machine.
For details, come to the Howard Johnson’s Motel on Route 6, room 17, just by the ice machine.
I assume that gen alpha relationships will all be gender fluid polycules that require at least a master’s degree in combinatorial mathematics to understand.
Honestly that’s fine. At least they’re into STEM.
Honestly that’s fine. At least they’re into STEM.
July 9, 2025 at 11:59 PM
I assume that gen alpha relationships will all be gender fluid polycules that require at least a master’s degree in combinatorial mathematics to understand.
Honestly that’s fine. At least they’re into STEM.
Honestly that’s fine. At least they’re into STEM.
Happy 4th of July to all Americans, even the loser* & hater*
*Donald J. Bone Spurs
*Donald J. Bone Spurs
July 4, 2025 at 1:53 PM
Happy 4th of July to all Americans, even the loser* & hater*
*Donald J. Bone Spurs
*Donald J. Bone Spurs
Happy Canada Day to those who observe!
May you spend the day with friends & family, eating & drinking to excess, sitting about fires or soaking in cool pools, enjoying everything to the fullest
That’s what Canada was made for. I think. I didn’t really pay attention in history
May you spend the day with friends & family, eating & drinking to excess, sitting about fires or soaking in cool pools, enjoying everything to the fullest
That’s what Canada was made for. I think. I didn’t really pay attention in history
July 1, 2025 at 11:49 PM
Happy Canada Day to those who observe!
May you spend the day with friends & family, eating & drinking to excess, sitting about fires or soaking in cool pools, enjoying everything to the fullest
That’s what Canada was made for. I think. I didn’t really pay attention in history
May you spend the day with friends & family, eating & drinking to excess, sitting about fires or soaking in cool pools, enjoying everything to the fullest
That’s what Canada was made for. I think. I didn’t really pay attention in history
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Due to budget constraints, there will henceforth be only one wolf inside you.
June 20, 2025 at 11:59 PM
Due to budget constraints, there will henceforth be only one wolf inside you.
They’re into communist vexillology?
That’s a red flag.
That’s a red flag.
May 28, 2025 at 11:52 PM
They’re into communist vexillology?
That’s a red flag.
That’s a red flag.
Why do so many people who use ‘Proud’ in their group’s name make me the least proud of being a human being.
May 28, 2025 at 12:02 AM
Why do so many people who use ‘Proud’ in their group’s name make me the least proud of being a human being.
[posts ‘bbn’ in Teams chat]
[disappears into nearest deep, dark wood, and proves true to the promise to ‘be back never’]
[disappears into nearest deep, dark wood, and proves true to the promise to ‘be back never’]
May 20, 2025 at 11:59 PM
[posts ‘bbn’ in Teams chat]
[disappears into nearest deep, dark wood, and proves true to the promise to ‘be back never’]
[disappears into nearest deep, dark wood, and proves true to the promise to ‘be back never’]
She was almost incurably constipated, and he was her nurse. Then came the unexpected romance.
It was enemas to lovers.
It was enemas to lovers.
May 7, 2025 at 11:59 PM
She was almost incurably constipated, and he was her nurse. Then came the unexpected romance.
It was enemas to lovers.
It was enemas to lovers.
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Did you know? I also do a weekly comic!
May 5, 2025 at 7:11 PM
Did you know? I also do a weekly comic!