Just Marc. Or am I?!
@marcdv.bsky.social
Vell, Zaphod’s just zis guy, you know?
Republicans always seem to remember when there is a Democrat in the White House.
January 8, 2026 at 6:48 PM
Republicans always seem to remember when there is a Democrat in the White House.
I’m surprised he hasn’t repudiated the 1919 Treaty of Versailles
January 8, 2026 at 2:33 PM
I’m surprised he hasn’t repudiated the 1919 Treaty of Versailles
Call it what it is: the Beer Belly Putsch
January 6, 2026 at 5:03 PM
Call it what it is: the Beer Belly Putsch
Is it even Christmas for a Gen-Xer if you haven’t watched the Christmas episode of #MySoCalledLife
December 26, 2025 at 2:09 AM
Is it even Christmas for a Gen-Xer if you haven’t watched the Christmas episode of #MySoCalledLife
Drones will never replace our state police unless they can be programmed to also hide from an active school shooter.
December 18, 2025 at 8:23 PM
Drones will never replace our state police unless they can be programmed to also hide from an active school shooter.
Oh no, hipsters have discovered rallying!
November 15, 2025 at 6:02 PM
Oh no, hipsters have discovered rallying!
Coworkers: “I’m really worried if my flight will be cancelled next week due to the air traffic control chaos caused by the shutdown”
Me: “What should really worry you is that, at this moment, some TechBroLigarchs are pitching their LLMs as a full replacement for ATC staff to the WH.
Me: “What should really worry you is that, at this moment, some TechBroLigarchs are pitching their LLMs as a full replacement for ATC staff to the WH.
November 6, 2025 at 10:36 PM
Coworkers: “I’m really worried if my flight will be cancelled next week due to the air traffic control chaos caused by the shutdown”
Me: “What should really worry you is that, at this moment, some TechBroLigarchs are pitching their LLMs as a full replacement for ATC staff to the WH.
Me: “What should really worry you is that, at this moment, some TechBroLigarchs are pitching their LLMs as a full replacement for ATC staff to the WH.
Updating the old nursery rhyme:
(break out your jump rope)
“Now his wars are over,
Dick Cheney is dead,
He wants to go to heaven
With a crown upon his head.
But the Lord said, No!
You must go down below,
All dressed up and nowhere to go.”
(break out your jump rope)
“Now his wars are over,
Dick Cheney is dead,
He wants to go to heaven
With a crown upon his head.
But the Lord said, No!
You must go down below,
All dressed up and nowhere to go.”
November 5, 2025 at 9:56 PM
Updating the old nursery rhyme:
(break out your jump rope)
“Now his wars are over,
Dick Cheney is dead,
He wants to go to heaven
With a crown upon his head.
But the Lord said, No!
You must go down below,
All dressed up and nowhere to go.”
(break out your jump rope)
“Now his wars are over,
Dick Cheney is dead,
He wants to go to heaven
With a crown upon his head.
But the Lord said, No!
You must go down below,
All dressed up and nowhere to go.”
I don’t go to Chik-fil-A
October 23, 2025 at 5:37 PM
I don’t go to Chik-fil-A
Going to pigeon-net
No IP addresses. No digital footprint. Can’t track it, can’t hack it, can’t trace it.
No IP addresses. No digital footprint. Can’t track it, can’t hack it, can’t trace it.
October 23, 2025 at 2:55 PM
Going to pigeon-net
No IP addresses. No digital footprint. Can’t track it, can’t hack it, can’t trace it.
No IP addresses. No digital footprint. Can’t track it, can’t hack it, can’t trace it.
Do all the WW2 games offend the GOP as well?
“We canceled our FPS game of Inglorious Basterds because Ted Cruz felt attacked”.
“We canceled our FPS game of Inglorious Basterds because Ted Cruz felt attacked”.
October 10, 2025 at 5:31 PM
Do all the WW2 games offend the GOP as well?
“We canceled our FPS game of Inglorious Basterds because Ted Cruz felt attacked”.
“We canceled our FPS game of Inglorious Basterds because Ted Cruz felt attacked”.
I see more of a resemblance to Dean Pelton from “Community”
October 7, 2025 at 10:15 AM
I see more of a resemblance to Dean Pelton from “Community”
I can predict what will happen because I’ve already seen it. If you go to a Numismatic show (convention for coin collectors). There’re always dealers selling “Trump Dollars”. Someone always puts some in the urinals in the restrooms. Expect this to become commonplace.
October 5, 2025 at 11:51 PM
I can predict what will happen because I’ve already seen it. If you go to a Numismatic show (convention for coin collectors). There’re always dealers selling “Trump Dollars”. Someone always puts some in the urinals in the restrooms. Expect this to become commonplace.
Time to bring back the lost art of Hobo Coin carving.
October 5, 2025 at 11:46 PM
Time to bring back the lost art of Hobo Coin carving.
You just know he, or his estate, will charge the Treasury to license his image.
October 5, 2025 at 11:44 PM
You just know he, or his estate, will charge the Treasury to license his image.
Too bad there’s no passage in the Bible where Jesus says “blessed are the mail carriers for they carry-eth the Word of the Lord”.
Pfff, who am I kidding, the GOP don’t care what Jesus said.
Pfff, who am I kidding, the GOP don’t care what Jesus said.
October 5, 2025 at 11:42 PM
Too bad there’s no passage in the Bible where Jesus says “blessed are the mail carriers for they carry-eth the Word of the Lord”.
Pfff, who am I kidding, the GOP don’t care what Jesus said.
Pfff, who am I kidding, the GOP don’t care what Jesus said.
Tbh, at no time have I seen any xenomorph hive and thought to myself “that is a clean and no-doubt fresh-smelling locale. I bet it’s like a mix of freshly mowed grass and peppermint!”
October 3, 2025 at 8:18 PM
Tbh, at no time have I seen any xenomorph hive and thought to myself “that is a clean and no-doubt fresh-smelling locale. I bet it’s like a mix of freshly mowed grass and peppermint!”
Some of us were hoping you’d take them off of our hands
September 23, 2025 at 2:01 PM
Some of us were hoping you’d take them off of our hands
So if I understand the Internets correctly, we all have to listen to Blondie’s “Rapture” tomorrow.
Consider it done!
Consider it done!
September 23, 2025 at 2:47 AM
So if I understand the Internets correctly, we all have to listen to Blondie’s “Rapture” tomorrow.
Consider it done!
Consider it done!
Ok, so we’ve got the “Ernst Röhm” of the current regime? Gotcha. Had anyone told them what happened to go old Ernst and his friends?
September 21, 2025 at 7:56 PM
Ok, so we’ve got the “Ernst Röhm” of the current regime? Gotcha. Had anyone told them what happened to go old Ernst and his friends?
Hmmmm. Churchill wasn’t really antifascist so much as pro-British Empire and against anything that threatened it. Roosevelt was defending aristocratic republicanism. Patton, while a great leader, was not fighting for some great philosophical idea of the betterment of humanity.
September 19, 2025 at 7:04 PM
Hmmmm. Churchill wasn’t really antifascist so much as pro-British Empire and against anything that threatened it. Roosevelt was defending aristocratic republicanism. Patton, while a great leader, was not fighting for some great philosophical idea of the betterment of humanity.
“Smart” appliances are anything but. They can’t do anything unless outsourcing it to some service running somewhere else. They’re “middle management” appliances.
September 18, 2025 at 8:10 PM
“Smart” appliances are anything but. They can’t do anything unless outsourcing it to some service running somewhere else. They’re “middle management” appliances.
The centrists and moderates will be the ones standing in the queue for their turn before the firing squad cautioning others “be quiet or you’ll make them mad”
September 17, 2025 at 11:24 PM
The centrists and moderates will be the ones standing in the queue for their turn before the firing squad cautioning others “be quiet or you’ll make them mad”
More coherent than “covfefe”
September 17, 2025 at 2:40 AM
More coherent than “covfefe”