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Sam Salazar
@marblegazelle.bsky.social
Intense
Yo: se empieza a molestar e irritar*
Also yo: se acuerda de que eso que le molesta sucedió hace más de 5 años
August 10, 2025 at 3:41 PM
Que vaina, chico.
August 10, 2025 at 3:34 PM
Yo solo pierdo si me conviene.
August 9, 2025 at 3:34 PM
August 9, 2025 at 2:53 AM
My genes are blue.
Beyoncé looks great in Levi’s jeans.
August 5, 2025 at 10:29 PM
Reposted by Sam Salazar
Just found out the stair machine will not give me a fat ass. Please respect my privacy in this difficult time.
August 5, 2025 at 7:58 PM
Maybe tonight's a good night to become a sentinel.
August 5, 2025 at 10:24 PM
Mi toto es la sangre de Cristo baby bebetela
August 5, 2025 at 10:23 PM
Un compa ero de trabajo siempre me habla en jerga venezolana que ni siquiera yo uso xd like entiendo que quieres ser amable pero?????

Like: que paso parcero todo bien chamo????
Me: ...
August 1, 2025 at 6:06 PM
Just recently realized how much I actually need sex. I've been in denial.
April 18, 2025 at 3:45 PM
Is this safer than Twitter?
April 14, 2025 at 3:44 PM
🍭
April 14, 2025 at 3:42 PM
When I'm away from you I'm happier than ever. I wish I could explain it better, I wish it wasn't true.
April 7, 2025 at 12:01 AM
Ignorance is a blessing
February 18, 2025 at 4:32 AM
🐰
February 17, 2025 at 6:42 AM
La semana que viene voy a comenzar el proceso para sacarme las cordales y ponerme aparatos. Que nervios.
February 7, 2025 at 1:22 PM
American requiem.
February 4, 2025 at 5:39 AM
Sup
January 19, 2025 at 9:05 AM
Baby I swear it's deja Vu.
January 19, 2025 at 9:03 AM
Hey hottie
December 22, 2024 at 2:14 AM
🦋
December 22, 2024 at 2:14 AM
La vida continuó y seguirá continuando.
December 11, 2024 at 11:22 PM
Good luck babe is such an instant classic.
December 11, 2024 at 8:41 PM
🕺🏼
December 11, 2024 at 8:40 PM