Annie- Mashed Potato Dream Girl
@manukagorgiosa.bsky.social
Mom, nurse, friend, wannabe poet, nap taker, Dr Pepper addict. Human marshmallow. Be nice to me or I’ll probably cry.
I stand by the idea that the Transformers franchise needs a mom Transformer that changes into a minivan. She makes sure everyone gets enough energon, is taking care of themselves, etc.
There’s untapped potential here.
There’s untapped potential here.
March 30, 2025 at 12:52 AM
I stand by the idea that the Transformers franchise needs a mom Transformer that changes into a minivan. She makes sure everyone gets enough energon, is taking care of themselves, etc.
There’s untapped potential here.
There’s untapped potential here.
Cultivate an aesthetic? In this economy?
March 24, 2025 at 2:14 PM
Cultivate an aesthetic? In this economy?
Sometimes I feel like “wellness” influencers are the new thinspiration.
March 18, 2025 at 3:15 AM
Sometimes I feel like “wellness” influencers are the new thinspiration.
When my hair is long I want it short. When my hair is short I want it long. In this essay I will…
March 15, 2025 at 4:50 PM
When my hair is long I want it short. When my hair is short I want it long. In this essay I will…
Unpopular opinion: I’m kind of over romantasy.
March 14, 2025 at 12:17 AM
Unpopular opinion: I’m kind of over romantasy.
Wistful for that butterflies in the tummy, delicious anticipation, first kiss feeling.
March 12, 2025 at 2:00 PM
Wistful for that butterflies in the tummy, delicious anticipation, first kiss feeling.
I have the flavor of adhd where I am VERY aware of deadlines, I just can’t muster up the drive to do anything about it until it’s almost too late.
March 11, 2025 at 5:10 PM
I have the flavor of adhd where I am VERY aware of deadlines, I just can’t muster up the drive to do anything about it until it’s almost too late.
Hey, it’s my face.
March 8, 2025 at 1:54 AM
Hey, it’s my face.
Hey, it’s my face.
March 8, 2025 at 1:51 AM
Hey, it’s my face.
Hey, quick reminder- I don’t fuck with fat shaming. I see that shit and you’re out.
March 7, 2025 at 4:50 PM
Hey, quick reminder- I don’t fuck with fat shaming. I see that shit and you’re out.
Are they really that hot or am I just ovulating? A question for the ages…
March 7, 2025 at 6:16 AM
Are they really that hot or am I just ovulating? A question for the ages…
No more minimalism or moderation. I am now an all-in maximalist.
March 6, 2025 at 10:22 PM
No more minimalism or moderation. I am now an all-in maximalist.
Y’all, I finally did it- I let out a breath I didn’t know I was holding.
February 27, 2025 at 3:38 PM
Y’all, I finally did it- I let out a breath I didn’t know I was holding.
Anyway, what’s up with you?
February 26, 2025 at 6:16 PM
Anyway, what’s up with you?
What radicalized me? Literally Sesame Street.
February 23, 2025 at 7:56 PM
What radicalized me? Literally Sesame Street.
Isla-girl says hi.
February 22, 2025 at 12:09 AM
Isla-girl says hi.
Screaming into the void is all well and good until the void screams back.
February 21, 2025 at 3:49 PM
Screaming into the void is all well and good until the void screams back.
I’m just a really tall fat girl standing in front of clothing manufacturers asking them to please, for the love of long legs, make jumpsuits and overalls to fit me.
February 19, 2025 at 6:56 AM
I’m just a really tall fat girl standing in front of clothing manufacturers asking them to please, for the love of long legs, make jumpsuits and overalls to fit me.
If I ever end up no longer married to my husband I think my next marriage will be lavender.
February 18, 2025 at 4:23 AM
If I ever end up no longer married to my husband I think my next marriage will be lavender.
Headache cruising toward a migraine- anyone want to rub my temples for me?
February 15, 2025 at 9:51 PM
Headache cruising toward a migraine- anyone want to rub my temples for me?
What better way to spend Valentine’s Day than watching sweaty men in ice skates beat each other up?
February 15, 2025 at 5:23 AM
What better way to spend Valentine’s Day than watching sweaty men in ice skates beat each other up?
Will you be my valentine?
February 14, 2025 at 6:31 PM
Will you be my valentine?
A lil forehead kiss and a cheese plate would go a long way right now.
February 14, 2025 at 1:31 AM
A lil forehead kiss and a cheese plate would go a long way right now.
I think having a beautiful woman or a dude with a mustache call me a good girl would fix at least 57% of what’s wrong with me.
February 13, 2025 at 2:46 AM
I think having a beautiful woman or a dude with a mustache call me a good girl would fix at least 57% of what’s wrong with me.
Biology is freaking weird. Twins DON’T run in my family. I’m the oldest of 4 kids. All of my siblings have (or will have) a set of twins. Sister has fraternal (boy/girl) twins. Brother has identical twin girls. I found out tonight that my other brother and his wife are expecting fraternal twins.
February 10, 2025 at 8:24 AM
Biology is freaking weird. Twins DON’T run in my family. I’m the oldest of 4 kids. All of my siblings have (or will have) a set of twins. Sister has fraternal (boy/girl) twins. Brother has identical twin girls. I found out tonight that my other brother and his wife are expecting fraternal twins.