Nick Mangione
@mangyone.bsky.social
Writer, sometimes comic. I write about sports for my job now, so that’s cool.
Football movie idea: A quarterback always wins as long as he doesn’t know it’s an important game. The team makes the playoffs and must now hide that fact from him every week, which gets harder and harder the closer they get to the Super Bowl. Yes I am watching Sam Darnold right now, why do you ask?
November 16, 2025 at 11:35 PM
Football movie idea: A quarterback always wins as long as he doesn’t know it’s an important game. The team makes the playoffs and must now hide that fact from him every week, which gets harder and harder the closer they get to the Super Bowl. Yes I am watching Sam Darnold right now, why do you ask?
If I ever meet the person who decided AI dubbing should be the default on YouTube over the original language, and not give me the option to decide what my default should be, I am going to throttle them
November 8, 2025 at 3:58 PM
If I ever meet the person who decided AI dubbing should be the default on YouTube over the original language, and not give me the option to decide what my default should be, I am going to throttle them
Fuck, man. I’m rooting against his team this week, but I love watching Jayden Daniels play. Didn’t want to see that happen to him.
November 3, 2025 at 4:06 AM
Fuck, man. I’m rooting against his team this week, but I love watching Jayden Daniels play. Didn’t want to see that happen to him.
Every taunting penalty is like, oh I’m sorry NFL, did they make your game too watchable for a second?
November 3, 2025 at 4:00 AM
Every taunting penalty is like, oh I’m sorry NFL, did they make your game too watchable for a second?
Being a Mariners fan feels like watching a shonen sports anime that’s been going for like 40 seasons. It’s all vibes and the power of friendship, and they’ll get far, but the final trophy remains just out of reach so the show can keep going
October 21, 2025 at 3:28 AM
Being a Mariners fan feels like watching a shonen sports anime that’s been going for like 40 seasons. It’s all vibes and the power of friendship, and they’ll get far, but the final trophy remains just out of reach so the show can keep going
At this point I don’t think I’d know how to act if the Mariners ever made the World Series
October 21, 2025 at 3:24 AM
At this point I don’t think I’d know how to act if the Mariners ever made the World Series
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OTOH: guilt free Shohei moonballs
October 21, 2025 at 3:12 AM
OTOH: guilt free Shohei moonballs
If the Mariners get to the World Series I will buy a Switch 2. If they don’t… I’ll probably still buy one. Those things look cool
October 21, 2025 at 1:50 AM
If the Mariners get to the World Series I will buy a Switch 2. If they don’t… I’ll probably still buy one. Those things look cool
Nothing more disappointing than finding out in the moment that the karaoke bar has the radio edit of the song you’re singing
October 13, 2025 at 4:07 AM
Nothing more disappointing than finding out in the moment that the karaoke bar has the radio edit of the song you’re singing
Sometimes I check the score of the London games and think, why do we do this to them?
October 12, 2025 at 3:01 PM
Sometimes I check the score of the London games and think, why do we do this to them?
Watching Premier League on the east coast: Hell yeah, soccer with my coffee
Watching my team go to 15 innings from the east coast: Why would they do this to meeee??
Watching my team go to 15 innings from the east coast: Why would they do this to meeee??
October 11, 2025 at 5:40 AM
Watching Premier League on the east coast: Hell yeah, soccer with my coffee
Watching my team go to 15 innings from the east coast: Why would they do this to meeee??
Watching my team go to 15 innings from the east coast: Why would they do this to meeee??
The intentional walk sucks
October 11, 2025 at 3:22 AM
The intentional walk sucks
Well that’ll teach me to post positively about the Seahawks
October 5, 2025 at 11:03 PM
Well that’ll teach me to post positively about the Seahawks
Sam Darnold IS the ghost now.
October 5, 2025 at 10:45 PM
Sam Darnold IS the ghost now.
What the fuck was that Amazon?
September 26, 2025 at 12:57 AM
What the fuck was that Amazon?
Russell Wilson plays football the way I play Madden. With similar results.
September 22, 2025 at 1:28 AM
Russell Wilson plays football the way I play Madden. With similar results.
The real lesson here is for the Seahawks to win, I need to get really pessimistic
September 14, 2025 at 8:01 PM
The real lesson here is for the Seahawks to win, I need to get really pessimistic
I can’t wait to find out whose fault those Rodgers interceptions were.
September 14, 2025 at 7:57 PM
I can’t wait to find out whose fault those Rodgers interceptions were.
“All in one place” is rapidly becoming one of those copy-isms that needs to be sent to a farm upstate.
September 14, 2025 at 6:54 PM
“All in one place” is rapidly becoming one of those copy-isms that needs to be sent to a farm upstate.
I will take the Ls this season if it leads to the Seahawks actually cleaning house. Macdonald and Kubiak should be laughed out of the building for that 4th and 1 play, and Schneider should have been shown the door long before Pete.
September 14, 2025 at 6:37 PM
I will take the Ls this season if it leads to the Seahawks actually cleaning house. Macdonald and Kubiak should be laughed out of the building for that 4th and 1 play, and Schneider should have been shown the door long before Pete.
Look, do I like that the Pacers knocked my adopted home team out of the playoffs? No. Will I root for them against the city that stole my original home team? Absolutely.
June 1, 2025 at 2:35 AM
Look, do I like that the Pacers knocked my adopted home team out of the playoffs? No. Will I root for them against the city that stole my original home team? Absolutely.
It’s probably not doing much but I stop watching WWE the minute Logan Paul appears on screen just in case whatever streaming service I’m watching is tracking when people check out
May 25, 2025 at 2:48 AM
It’s probably not doing much but I stop watching WWE the minute Logan Paul appears on screen just in case whatever streaming service I’m watching is tracking when people check out
I think WWE got confused. When we said Travis Scott seemed superfluous at Elimination Chamber, we didn’t mean give him more to do
April 21, 2025 at 4:15 AM
I think WWE got confused. When we said Travis Scott seemed superfluous at Elimination Chamber, we didn’t mean give him more to do
First Wednesday Night Skate of the year and there are some muscles I haven’t used since October
April 17, 2025 at 2:08 AM
First Wednesday Night Skate of the year and there are some muscles I haven’t used since October
Me when I see Seth Rollins appear with the chair:
a bald man in a blue shirt and red bow tie is saying it is happening again
ALT: a bald man in a blue shirt and red bow tie is saying it is happening again
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April 15, 2025 at 2:32 AM
Me when I see Seth Rollins appear with the chair: