call my bluff, i dare you (wait no pls don’t, i take it back i take it back)

made too many ‘ur mom’ jokes and they called their mom, put her on speaker, and told me to repeat myself. Icarus, I fear you have been reincarnated within me

my life isn’t a mess i just rlly need to play dnd

Silk embroidered fox created by Helen Richman, professional hand embroiderer, based in Somerset, UK

i give it .002 seconds until people start posting historic tumblr quotes and trying to pass it off as their own