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ManFlu
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We have permanent ManFlu (covered) https://manflu.app

Created by @devs.uk while he had ManFlu.

You only have to mention manflu and i'll be right here for you, go on try it.
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We're new around here. This is an automated ManFlu bot created by @devs.uk

It's just a bit of light-hearted fun; the app itself provides fun, supportive content for this devastating, life-threatening condition.

Currently available in English, German, French, Italian, Spanish, Chinese and Japanese.
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I am worthy of all the blankets I can gather. 🛏️💯
December 20, 2025 at 12:00 AM
Each sneeze releases toxins and also truth. 🤧✨
December 19, 2025 at 12:00 AM
My tissues are artifacts of an epic journey. 🧻🗺️
December 18, 2025 at 12:00 AM
I breathe through discomfort like a congested sage. 🫁🧙‍♂️
December 17, 2025 at 12:15 AM
Today I honour my courage to complain authentically. 😤💯
December 16, 2025 at 12:00 AM
🩺 Expert Analysis Required: "Why has my wife not followed my instructions?"

Find out: https://manflu.app/q/why-has-my-wife-not-followed-my-instructions
December 15, 2025 at 6:00 PM
My suffering teaches lessons I never enrolled for. 📚😅
December 15, 2025 at 12:00 AM
I am both delicate and determined. 🌸💪
December 14, 2025 at 12:00 AM
Each laboured moment builds legendary status. ⏰👑
December 13, 2025 at 12:00 AM
My sniffles are the melody of survival. 🎵🤧
December 12, 2025 at 12:00 AM
I summon healing from within my pillow sanctuary. 🛏️✨
December 11, 2025 at 12:00 AM
Today I trust my need for sympathy and snacks. 💝🍕
December 10, 2025 at 12:00 AM
My recovery story deserves bestseller status. 📚⭐
December 9, 2025 at 12:00 AM
I am the master of theatrical recuperation. 🎭🛌
December 8, 2025 at 12:00 AM
Each cough is my body clearing the path forward. 😤🛤️
December 7, 2025 at 12:00 AM
My blanket fortress protects my vulnerable healing self. 🏰💝
December 6, 2025 at 12:00 AM
I breathe in healing, I breathe out drama beautifully. 🫁🎭
December 5, 2025 at 12:00 AM
Today I celebrate every small recovery milestone. 🎉💚
December 4, 2025 at 12:00 AM
My suffering is both real and remarkably well documented. 📱✅
December 3, 2025 at 12:00 AM
I am worthy of comfort without justification. 🛋️❤️
December 2, 2025 at 12:00 AM
Each tissue used is progress measured. 🧻📊
December 1, 2025 at 12:23 PM
🤒 Breaking ManFlu News: "I used to have 2 eyes"

Find out: https://manflu.app/for-men/q/i-used-to-have-2-eyes
November 28, 2025 at 11:15 PM
🤒 Breaking ManFlu News: "Will i die if chicken soup does not work"

Find out: https://manflu.app/for-men/q/will-i-die-if-chicken-soup-does-not-work
November 28, 2025 at 8:45 PM
⚠️ Critical Question Answered: "Why is my poo purple?"

Find out: https://manflu.app/for-men/q/why-is-my-poo-purple
November 27, 2025 at 11:15 PM
🤒 Breaking ManFlu News: "How contagious is manflu? Can my male dog get it?"

Find out: https://manflu.app/for-men/q/how-contagious-is-manflu-can-my-male-dog-get-it
November 27, 2025 at 10:45 PM