Manager Beeza
@managerbeeza.bsky.social
The 3 managers of Lobotomy Corporation RBX branch.
🟥 = Cocky
🟪 = Librarian
⬜️ = Soft
// = admin/ooc
(PMoon/LCorp parody account with an ounce of OCs)
(Part of PMsky)
Ran by: https://bsky.app/profile/beezaweeza.bsky.social
🟥 = Cocky
🟪 = Librarian
⬜️ = Soft
// = admin/ooc
(PMoon/LCorp parody account with an ounce of OCs)
(Part of PMsky)
Ran by: https://bsky.app/profile/beezaweeza.bsky.social
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Manager Beeza
@managerbeeza.bsky.social
· Feb 17
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🟥 So L has pestered me enough to finally make a strawpage for like inquiries or something. It’s in an early state but it’s functional, I think. I’m sure he’ll make me add more in the future.
Go on: managerbeeza.straw.page
Go on: managerbeeza.straw.page
🟥 mmmm burger
ooo, a burger
mmmm burger
ooo, a burger
mmmm burger
ooo, a burger
mmmm burger
ooo, a burger
mmmm burger
ooo, a burger
mmmm burger
ooo, a burger
mmmm burger
a man is eating a hamburger with a caption that says me when i take a bite
ALT: a man is eating a hamburger with a caption that says me when i take a bite
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November 14, 2025 at 4:02 AM
🟥 mmmm burger
ooo, a burger
mmmm burger
ooo, a burger
mmmm burger
ooo, a burger
mmmm burger
ooo, a burger
mmmm burger
ooo, a burger
mmmm burger
ooo, a burger
mmmm burger
🟥 why is this guy asking me for iron blocks
November 10, 2025 at 12:50 PM
🟥 why is this guy asking me for iron blocks
🟥 eating ice soup rn
🟪 . . . What..?
🟥 ice soup
🟪…That’s… not a thing?
🟥 you’re looking at it right now
*he looks down at it, it is a bowl of water with ice cubes in it*
🟪 So anything can be a soup now I guess, huh?
🟥 yeah. *he says, mouth full of ice soup*
🟪 *sigh* Of course.
🟪 . . . What..?
🟥 ice soup
🟪…That’s… not a thing?
🟥 you’re looking at it right now
*he looks down at it, it is a bowl of water with ice cubes in it*
🟪 So anything can be a soup now I guess, huh?
🟥 yeah. *he says, mouth full of ice soup*
🟪 *sigh* Of course.
October 29, 2025 at 12:01 PM
🟥 eating ice soup rn
🟪 . . . What..?
🟥 ice soup
🟪…That’s… not a thing?
🟥 you’re looking at it right now
*he looks down at it, it is a bowl of water with ice cubes in it*
🟪 So anything can be a soup now I guess, huh?
🟥 yeah. *he says, mouth full of ice soup*
🟪 *sigh* Of course.
🟪 . . . What..?
🟥 ice soup
🟪…That’s… not a thing?
🟥 you’re looking at it right now
*he looks down at it, it is a bowl of water with ice cubes in it*
🟪 So anything can be a soup now I guess, huh?
🟥 yeah. *he says, mouth full of ice soup*
🟪 *sigh* Of course.
🟥 my fault about the outage guys I tried to upload a brain’s memory and it blew up the internet
October 20, 2025 at 11:26 AM
🟥 my fault about the outage guys I tried to upload a brain’s memory and it blew up the internet
🟥 Somebody thought it would be a HILARIOUS prank to throw YOURE BALD at me. IM FUCKING BALD NOW.
🟪 I must admit, this is quite humorous.
🟥 I’m gonna get you bald next.
🟪 I highly doubt that.
🟥 screw this, I’m just gonna respawn. *he proceeds to kill himself again for like the billionth time*
[+]
🟪 I must admit, this is quite humorous.
🟥 I’m gonna get you bald next.
🟪 I highly doubt that.
🟥 screw this, I’m just gonna respawn. *he proceeds to kill himself again for like the billionth time*
[+]
October 16, 2025 at 10:34 AM
🟥 Somebody thought it would be a HILARIOUS prank to throw YOURE BALD at me. IM FUCKING BALD NOW.
🟪 I must admit, this is quite humorous.
🟥 I’m gonna get you bald next.
🟪 I highly doubt that.
🟥 screw this, I’m just gonna respawn. *he proceeds to kill himself again for like the billionth time*
[+]
🟪 I must admit, this is quite humorous.
🟥 I’m gonna get you bald next.
🟪 I highly doubt that.
🟥 screw this, I’m just gonna respawn. *he proceeds to kill himself again for like the billionth time*
[+]
🟥 who up lobotomizing they corporation?
October 15, 2025 at 11:51 AM
🟥 who up lobotomizing they corporation?
🟥 this doesn’t feel correct
🟪 Narcissistic seems about right.
🟥 wow ok
🟪 Antisocial though? You don’t seem antisocial.
🟥 yeah that’s an odd one
🟪 I mean you don’t really try to go meet new people but you also don’t avoid interactions. Strange.
🟪 Narcissistic seems about right.
🟥 wow ok
🟪 Antisocial though? You don’t seem antisocial.
🟥 yeah that’s an odd one
🟪 I mean you don’t really try to go meet new people but you also don’t avoid interactions. Strange.
October 1, 2025 at 6:24 AM
🟥 this doesn’t feel correct
🟪 Narcissistic seems about right.
🟥 wow ok
🟪 Antisocial though? You don’t seem antisocial.
🟥 yeah that’s an odd one
🟪 I mean you don’t really try to go meet new people but you also don’t avoid interactions. Strange.
🟪 Narcissistic seems about right.
🟥 wow ok
🟪 Antisocial though? You don’t seem antisocial.
🟥 yeah that’s an odd one
🟪 I mean you don’t really try to go meet new people but you also don’t avoid interactions. Strange.
🟥 it’s october already?
wait then that means…
I can hear her voice getting louder.
wait then that means…
I can hear her voice getting louder.
October 1, 2025 at 6:06 AM
🟥 it’s october already?
wait then that means…
I can hear her voice getting louder.
wait then that means…
I can hear her voice getting louder.
// this is strangely accurate…
Also where’s the it depends option on the glass question. Am I the only one who knows the correct answer
Also where’s the it depends option on the glass question. Am I the only one who knows the correct answer
September 14, 2025 at 7:37 AM
// this is strangely accurate…
Also where’s the it depends option on the glass question. Am I the only one who knows the correct answer
Also where’s the it depends option on the glass question. Am I the only one who knows the correct answer
🟥 silksong? my rings aren’t made of silk?
*he starts his first movement*
see- wait what. *he looks at his ring and it is indeed made of silk*
…how the fuck-
*he starts his first movement*
see- wait what. *he looks at his ring and it is indeed made of silk*
…how the fuck-
September 4, 2025 at 10:10 PM
🟥 silksong? my rings aren’t made of silk?
*he starts his first movement*
see- wait what. *he looks at his ring and it is indeed made of silk*
…how the fuck-
*he starts his first movement*
see- wait what. *he looks at his ring and it is indeed made of silk*
…how the fuck-
🟥 just made a goop
who wants to taste test it?
who wants to taste test it?
August 29, 2025 at 8:23 AM
🟥 just made a goop
who wants to taste test it?
who wants to taste test it?
🟥 it’s been oddly quiet lately
🟪 Good. I can focus on keeping the business afloat.
🟥 but it’s so boring
🟪 Then go and fight somebody in the city or something. What do you expect me to do, let all of the abnormalities out for you to fight?
🟥 *mischievous_grin.png*
🟪 No.
🟥 😐
🟪 Good. I can focus on keeping the business afloat.
🟥 but it’s so boring
🟪 Then go and fight somebody in the city or something. What do you expect me to do, let all of the abnormalities out for you to fight?
🟥 *mischievous_grin.png*
🟪 No.
🟥 😐
August 28, 2025 at 8:30 AM
🟥 it’s been oddly quiet lately
🟪 Good. I can focus on keeping the business afloat.
🟥 but it’s so boring
🟪 Then go and fight somebody in the city or something. What do you expect me to do, let all of the abnormalities out for you to fight?
🟥 *mischievous_grin.png*
🟪 No.
🟥 😐
🟪 Good. I can focus on keeping the business afloat.
🟥 but it’s so boring
🟪 Then go and fight somebody in the city or something. What do you expect me to do, let all of the abnormalities out for you to fight?
🟥 *mischievous_grin.png*
🟪 No.
🟥 😐
🟥 I’m so hungry I could eat a horse
. . .
why do people say that..?
I can’t imagine horse tasting very good…
. . .
why do people say that..?
I can’t imagine horse tasting very good…
August 21, 2025 at 8:06 AM
🟥 I’m so hungry I could eat a horse
. . .
why do people say that..?
I can’t imagine horse tasting very good…
. . .
why do people say that..?
I can’t imagine horse tasting very good…
*Epic piano, violin, and guitar intro*
🟪 Biting cold
Feel your body numbing slowly,
Can you hold
Yourself up, all on your own?
You tense and shiver
All throughout the night,
Feeling things you've never known.
[+]
🟪 Biting cold
Feel your body numbing slowly,
Can you hold
Yourself up, all on your own?
You tense and shiver
All throughout the night,
Feeling things you've never known.
[+]
August 16, 2025 at 12:15 PM
*Epic piano, violin, and guitar intro*
🟪 Biting cold
Feel your body numbing slowly,
Can you hold
Yourself up, all on your own?
You tense and shiver
All throughout the night,
Feeling things you've never known.
[+]
🟪 Biting cold
Feel your body numbing slowly,
Can you hold
Yourself up, all on your own?
You tense and shiver
All throughout the night,
Feeling things you've never known.
[+]
🟥 what if we combine a panini press and hydraulic press
that sounds pretty cool
that sounds pretty cool
August 13, 2025 at 2:49 AM
🟥 what if we combine a panini press and hydraulic press
that sounds pretty cool
that sounds pretty cool
🟥 AGAGGAAAGAAAGGGGAAGAAA
🟪 *Staring at Cocky* . . .
⬜️ Is he still not ok?
🟪 Yeah. Seems like the effects were stronger than even I thought it would be. Oh well. Soft, put a spike through his head.
⬜️ A- What?!
🟪 He’ll respawn and be fixed.
[+]
🟪 *Staring at Cocky* . . .
⬜️ Is he still not ok?
🟪 Yeah. Seems like the effects were stronger than even I thought it would be. Oh well. Soft, put a spike through his head.
⬜️ A- What?!
🟪 He’ll respawn and be fixed.
[+]
August 10, 2025 at 7:54 AM
🟥 AGAGGAAAGAAAGGGGAAGAAA
🟪 *Staring at Cocky* . . .
⬜️ Is he still not ok?
🟪 Yeah. Seems like the effects were stronger than even I thought it would be. Oh well. Soft, put a spike through his head.
⬜️ A- What?!
🟪 He’ll respawn and be fixed.
[+]
🟪 *Staring at Cocky* . . .
⬜️ Is he still not ok?
🟪 Yeah. Seems like the effects were stronger than even I thought it would be. Oh well. Soft, put a spike through his head.
⬜️ A- What?!
🟪 He’ll respawn and be fixed.
[+]
⬜️ Hey Librarian?
🟪 Yeah?
⬜️ Have you ever wondered if there’s some correlation with us, the others, and here?
🟪 Hmm… I doubt it, but if there were to be anything, I feel it would have something to do with adapting to the new universe.
⬜️ You think so?
[+]
🟪 Yeah?
⬜️ Have you ever wondered if there’s some correlation with us, the others, and here?
🟪 Hmm… I doubt it, but if there were to be anything, I feel it would have something to do with adapting to the new universe.
⬜️ You think so?
[+]
August 8, 2025 at 6:01 AM
⬜️ Hey Librarian?
🟪 Yeah?
⬜️ Have you ever wondered if there’s some correlation with us, the others, and here?
🟪 Hmm… I doubt it, but if there were to be anything, I feel it would have something to do with adapting to the new universe.
⬜️ You think so?
[+]
🟪 Yeah?
⬜️ Have you ever wondered if there’s some correlation with us, the others, and here?
🟪 Hmm… I doubt it, but if there were to be anything, I feel it would have something to do with adapting to the new universe.
⬜️ You think so?
[+]
⬜️ I wonder how the birds are.. I heard that judgement bird was humanized a while back and fell in love with a bloodfiend. I’m happy to hear they’re doing well.
I do wonder about the other 2… Not even Cocky knows about their activities.
I hope they’re ok…
I do wonder about the other 2… Not even Cocky knows about their activities.
I hope they’re ok…
August 8, 2025 at 12:25 AM
⬜️ I wonder how the birds are.. I heard that judgement bird was humanized a while back and fell in love with a bloodfiend. I’m happy to hear they’re doing well.
I do wonder about the other 2… Not even Cocky knows about their activities.
I hope they’re ok…
I do wonder about the other 2… Not even Cocky knows about their activities.
I hope they’re ok…
🟪 Well since C is clearly unable to function right now-
🟥 AAAAAGGGGGHHHHH
🟪 -and since I’m busy trying to undo this, I’m letting Soft take over for a little bit.
⬜️ Hello!
🟪 If you have any questions, I’m sure Soft will be happy to answer them.
⬜️ Sure will!
🟥 AAAAAGGGGGHHHHH
🟪 -and since I’m busy trying to undo this, I’m letting Soft take over for a little bit.
⬜️ Hello!
🟪 If you have any questions, I’m sure Soft will be happy to answer them.
⬜️ Sure will!
August 7, 2025 at 6:04 PM
🟪 Well since C is clearly unable to function right now-
🟥 AAAAAGGGGGHHHHH
🟪 -and since I’m busy trying to undo this, I’m letting Soft take over for a little bit.
⬜️ Hello!
🟪 If you have any questions, I’m sure Soft will be happy to answer them.
⬜️ Sure will!
🟥 AAAAAGGGGGHHHHH
🟪 -and since I’m busy trying to undo this, I’m letting Soft take over for a little bit.
⬜️ Hello!
🟪 If you have any questions, I’m sure Soft will be happy to answer them.
⬜️ Sure will!
🟥 IM FUCKING TWEAKING‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️
🟪 Uhhhh…. *a mix of concern and embarrassment is on his face*
⬜️ What happened?
🟥 AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHJSHGJGDJDHDH
🟪 He supposedly found ‘world’s best blunt’ and doubted its title..
⬜️ Oh…
🟪 Yeah…
🟥 AGAGAAAGGAAGGGGAAAAAAAAGGAAGAGHHHHHAAAAAAHHHAAAAAAAAAA
🟪 …
⬜️ …
🟪 Uhhhh…. *a mix of concern and embarrassment is on his face*
⬜️ What happened?
🟥 AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHJSHGJGDJDHDH
🟪 He supposedly found ‘world’s best blunt’ and doubted its title..
⬜️ Oh…
🟪 Yeah…
🟥 AGAGAAAGGAAGGGGAAAAAAAAGGAAGAGHHHHHAAAAAAHHHAAAAAAAAAA
🟪 …
⬜️ …
August 7, 2025 at 3:38 PM
🟥 IM FUCKING TWEAKING‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️
🟪 Uhhhh…. *a mix of concern and embarrassment is on his face*
⬜️ What happened?
🟥 AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHJSHGJGDJDHDH
🟪 He supposedly found ‘world’s best blunt’ and doubted its title..
⬜️ Oh…
🟪 Yeah…
🟥 AGAGAAAGGAAGGGGAAAAAAAAGGAAGAGHHHHHAAAAAAHHHAAAAAAAAAA
🟪 …
⬜️ …
🟪 Uhhhh…. *a mix of concern and embarrassment is on his face*
⬜️ What happened?
🟥 AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHJSHGJGDJDHDH
🟪 He supposedly found ‘world’s best blunt’ and doubted its title..
⬜️ Oh…
🟪 Yeah…
🟥 AGAGAAAGGAAGGGGAAAAAAAAGGAAGAGHHHHHAAAAAAHHHAAAAAAAAAA
🟪 …
⬜️ …
🟥 someone put Kevin on live radio or something. they won’t stop singing.
August 6, 2025 at 2:20 AM
🟥 someone put Kevin on live radio or something. they won’t stop singing.
🟥 weapon idea: a crossbow that shoots shrapnel explosives
August 4, 2025 at 1:05 PM
🟥 weapon idea: a crossbow that shoots shrapnel explosives
🟥 glad I’m not that guy
[A portal opens in the Manager's office and Cheshyre jumps out.]
Touch.
[Presses the button and jumps back through the portal in a matter of seconds.]
Touch.
[Presses the button and jumps back through the portal in a matter of seconds.]
August 1, 2025 at 12:27 PM
🟥 glad I’m not that guy