M. Alört
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M. Alört
@malortconnoisseur.bsky.social
Always lacking focus
Rewatching Death of Stalin for no particular reason tonight
August 30, 2025 at 5:03 AM
The administrator of the Environmental Protection Agency says it's not his agency's job to protect the environment.
No joke.
March 12, 2025 at 11:00 PM
In accordance with best practices for the storage of citrus fruit the inauguration will be moved indoors.
January 17, 2025 at 6:03 PM
What's in your wallet?
Apparently less than there should be.

www.nytimes.com/2025/01/14/b...
Capital One Is Accused of Cheating Customers Out of $2 Billion
Federal regulators said in a lawsuit on Tuesday that the giant bank deliberately underpaid savings account interest, even as rates rose.
www.nytimes.com
January 14, 2025 at 5:11 PM
If I was al-Assad I'd insist on a ground floor apartment.
December 8, 2024 at 6:52 PM
Save $5 on taxes, spend $50 more on everything else.
#trumpmath
November 26, 2024 at 1:23 AM
So cabinet meetings in a cage on pay-per-view?
November 20, 2024 at 2:53 AM
Just to confirm: Fox will cease all TV programming on January 20th due to a lack of on-air talent, right?
November 19, 2024 at 2:57 AM