joe
@maloonds.bsky.social
art, culture, marketing, vibes
🩺 u.s. digital lead, gci health
🍰 cheesecake factory influencer
📚 penn + georgetown
🩺 u.s. digital lead, gci health
🍰 cheesecake factory influencer
📚 penn + georgetown
my stick of butter after it takes the substance
March 3, 2025 at 1:36 AM
my stick of butter after it takes the substance
this is the only type of breaking news i’m accepting for the rest of the year
February 8, 2025 at 11:13 PM
this is the only type of breaking news i’m accepting for the rest of the year
responding to every text this weekend with the eagle emoji 🦅 🦅 🦅
February 8, 2025 at 9:57 PM
responding to every text this weekend with the eagle emoji 🦅 🦅 🦅
me literally every single day of 2025
February 3, 2025 at 4:54 AM
me literally every single day of 2025
luka trying erewhon for the first time
a man in a suit and tie is eating broccoli from a hand .
ALT: a man in a suit and tie is eating broccoli from a hand .
media.tenor.com
February 2, 2025 at 8:13 PM
luka trying erewhon for the first time
okay, i'll bite: what is emilia pérez
February 2, 2025 at 3:23 PM
okay, i'll bite: what is emilia pérez
my electricity bill is so happy it's no longer freezing
January 27, 2025 at 3:23 AM
my electricity bill is so happy it's no longer freezing
how much did patagonia pay to get trump to announce these columbia tariffs
January 27, 2025 at 2:32 AM
how much did patagonia pay to get trump to announce these columbia tariffs
i've never seen refs threaten to give a team a touchdown until i watched this insane series of "in case of emergency - self destruct" plays by the commanders
January 27, 2025 at 2:29 AM
i've never seen refs threaten to give a team a touchdown until i watched this insane series of "in case of emergency - self destruct" plays by the commanders
tom brady has called nearly every single player on the field a stud. greg olsen, you didn't deserve this.
January 26, 2025 at 11:16 PM
tom brady has called nearly every single player on the field a stud. greg olsen, you didn't deserve this.
the humble yet delicious pizza slice
January 25, 2025 at 1:02 AM
the humble yet delicious pizza slice
love when trader joes cooking directions are either bake in an oven for 45 minutes or microwave for 3
January 18, 2025 at 5:30 PM
love when trader joes cooking directions are either bake in an oven for 45 minutes or microwave for 3
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As I sat working in an NYC coffee shop this afternoon, a group of girls next to me pulled out a Switch and started playing Mario Kart on the table, just like in the 2016 reveal trailer. The perfect omen as rumors pile up that Nintendo will announce the Switch 2 this week
January 15, 2025 at 8:02 PM
As I sat working in an NYC coffee shop this afternoon, a group of girls next to me pulled out a Switch and started playing Mario Kart on the table, just like in the 2016 reveal trailer. The perfect omen as rumors pile up that Nintendo will announce the Switch 2 this week
sounds like he’s not a fan
January 16, 2025 at 2:29 AM
sounds like he’s not a fan
if i can wear my WFH fits to the office i would go 5 days a week (not really)
January 15, 2025 at 6:54 PM
if i can wear my WFH fits to the office i would go 5 days a week (not really)
at this point amidst all the social media platform insanity i'm just going to create and launch VINE 2.0
January 15, 2025 at 4:24 PM
at this point amidst all the social media platform insanity i'm just going to create and launch VINE 2.0
watching the nomination hearings and i'm trying to imagine my job interview being televised
January 15, 2025 at 1:00 AM
watching the nomination hearings and i'm trying to imagine my job interview being televised
i keep my thermostat at 350˚ for 45 minutes
January 13, 2025 at 2:24 AM
i keep my thermostat at 350˚ for 45 minutes
oh i just know saquon’s move at the end there cost a few parlays
January 13, 2025 at 1:22 AM
oh i just know saquon’s move at the end there cost a few parlays
there's nothing more humbling than seeing how many uber drivers rated you 2 stars; somehow more intentional than getting a 1-star rating
January 12, 2025 at 11:41 PM
there's nothing more humbling than seeing how many uber drivers rated you 2 stars; somehow more intentional than getting a 1-star rating
a couple episodes into severance s1 and man i don't get the hype. pushing through ahead of the season premiere because i think there's something critical i'm missing about this show.
January 12, 2025 at 7:10 PM
a couple episodes into severance s1 and man i don't get the hype. pushing through ahead of the season premiere because i think there's something critical i'm missing about this show.