Mal
malomal4.bsky.social
Mal
@malomal4.bsky.social
Professional consumer of oxygen.
Munkey!
November 12, 2025 at 6:22 AM
I think we should stop gassing up math/STEM so much.

Not because being skilled in math isn't important. Because we put the ability to calculate math on a pedestal, we give people an excuse to be bad at it. "Being good at math is for special people ergo it's ok if I lack that skill"
November 12, 2025 at 6:18 AM
Chainsawman start: "haha! He likes boobs!"
Chainsawman in reality:
November 10, 2025 at 1:21 PM
Gamers: "What's the big deal? It's just Mario Kart but with Kirby."

Gamers after actually playing Kirby Air Riders demo: "WTH THIS ISNT LIKE MARIO KART AT ALL! THIS IS CHAOS'

OG Air Ride fans: "We know."
November 9, 2025 at 4:58 PM
There. I voted. Leave me alone.
November 5, 2025 at 12:14 AM
FUCK YEAH!
November 4, 2025 at 1:35 AM
Reposted by Mal
Happy Halloween from Princess Tiana 💚
November 1, 2025 at 5:30 AM
PLEASE let Chun Li and her thunder thighs bring more positive attention to Fatal Fury.
November 2, 2025 at 4:31 AM
Livestreaming video games seems fun. I should look into it.
October 30, 2025 at 5:38 AM
*is wide awake*
...fuuuuuuuck
October 30, 2025 at 5:01 AM
Final fantasy fans are weird.
They'll criticize Zidane for being a horny teenage bonobo then turn around and go "Lightning step on me". You hypocrite.
October 29, 2025 at 7:25 PM
The theme of epic battles.
youtu.be/1fsBHIO_78c?...
Temple Theme - Super Smash Bros Ultimate OST
YouTube video by Switch Game OST
youtu.be
October 29, 2025 at 2:09 PM
Wizards, this is why people hate you
October 27, 2025 at 6:57 PM
....I can't tell if I hate her for being insufferable or if I like her for being hilarious. #PokemonZa
October 27, 2025 at 12:35 PM
You know what I miss?
Not summer vacation but those random week vacations in school where you get a packet of homework you do at the last minute cause you spent the week playing video games.

I need a week off.
October 27, 2025 at 11:57 AM
I hate Sonic 06.
Despite its (very very very few) bright spots, it's my least favorite Sonic game and I despite what it represented for the franchise.

But you know what burns me up the most about it?
Until recently: it had the BEST depiction of Shadow the Hedgehog.
youtube.com/shorts/9GfQK...
That time When Shadow casually dropped the Greatest line in all of Sonic Games #shadow #sonic
YouTube video by TheBig_Boss64
youtube.com
October 17, 2025 at 3:46 PM
*sheds a tear looking at Totodile knowing I'm honor bound to select Tepig* #PokemonAZ
October 16, 2025 at 4:21 PM
Me: "Ah yes. Pokemon is out today. A nice reward for me once I make it through the day"

God preparing my day: "you're REALLY gonna have to earn that game today pal"
October 16, 2025 at 4:07 PM
Actually me:
October 16, 2025 at 1:04 PM
Me to Square Enix every time I wanna give them props:
a man and a woman are standing next to each other and looking at each other .
ALT: a man and a woman are standing next to each other and looking at each other .
media.tenor.com
October 14, 2025 at 9:53 PM
Reposted by Mal
The Onion can re-run this today with D’Angelo swapped in for Prince

RIP a(nother) legend

@theonion.com @bencollins.bsky.social
October 14, 2025 at 5:12 PM
Reposted by Mal
October 14, 2025 at 1:46 PM
If your girl smells like Shea Butter, be by her side today. She's not ok.
October 14, 2025 at 5:34 PM
*sigh* fine w/e
October 13, 2025 at 10:48 AM