I invented a game. It’s called 4 x 3.

It’s like connections except that there are three words in each category, there are four categories, and one word is in all four categories.

Easy mode is when you know the special word. Hard is when you don’t.

A Roku remote without the app button would just cost more, wouldn't it?

Am I depressed or do I just need to go to sleep?

"Catholicism's relationship to science is like my relationship to the guy who spammed our suggestions page one hundred thousand times asking for a video about bricks.
In some ways, I created you. In other ways, you're my greatest enemy."

Absolutely golden writing from @samfromwendover.bsky.social

I guess I thought being able to follow tags is an important enough feature to have been added to Bluesky by now.

My sparkling personality has been missed.

My sparkling personality: "Help I don't have the energy to get out of bed in the mornings."

Drunk defense tactics: I didn't punch you I just slid across your face with my knuckles...

Why would a dog even think bread is edible?

Are we sure the words on the bullets are in that order though? Or did they just get arbitrarily put in that order by a reporter?

“The rich people are gonna learn from this and maybe even change their ways”.

Honeychild, give me your hand. The only thing they are going to learn is to book future investor meetings in buildings with helicopter landing pads.

The oligarchs will stop using sidewalks before they stop abusing us.

Remember that you can get a 100% discount on Black Friday if you're too overwhelmed with anxiety from Thanksgiving to remember it's Black Friday.

Thanksgiving tradition idea. Buy fireworks on the 4th of July. Stash them until Thanksgiving night then let them pop.

Eventually we'll hit a critical mass where it becomes everyone else's problem now.

What does it say about me if when I hear a really good pun joke I'm compelled to repeat the joke to everyone I know?

I need less of a mental filter so I can post stuff.