usman shaikh malali
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"Does our propensity for professing love align with our capacity for substantiating it through meaningful actions?"
"Love is not solely an emotional expression, but a deliberate choice to invest in the well-being of another.#LoveIsAction #BeyondWords #TrueLove #RelationshipsMatter #LifeTruths#usm
"Love is not solely an emotional expression, but a deliberate choice to invest in the well-being of another.#LoveIsAction #BeyondWords #TrueLove #RelationshipsMatter #LifeTruths#usm
August 13, 2025 at 7:50 AM
"Does our propensity for professing love align with our capacity for substantiating it through meaningful actions?"
"Love is not solely an emotional expression, but a deliberate choice to invest in the well-being of another.#LoveIsAction #BeyondWords #TrueLove #RelationshipsMatter #LifeTruths#usm
"Love is not solely an emotional expression, but a deliberate choice to invest in the well-being of another.#LoveIsAction #BeyondWords #TrueLove #RelationshipsMatter #LifeTruths#usm
Ordered a “life-sized” teddy bear online. Imagined movie-scene cuddles. What arrived was a plush toy the size of my hand. I now sleep holding it, pretending it’s ironic. My friends think it’s cute… I think it’s betrayal.Expectation: giant hug. Reality: keychain with fur.
#ShoppingFails #usm
#ShoppingFails #usm
August 13, 2025 at 2:22 AM
Ordered a “life-sized” teddy bear online. Imagined movie-scene cuddles. What arrived was a plush toy the size of my hand. I now sleep holding it, pretending it’s ironic. My friends think it’s cute… I think it’s betrayal.Expectation: giant hug. Reality: keychain with fur.
#ShoppingFails #usm
#ShoppingFails #usm
I tried to cook pasta with YouTube's help, but ended up with a clay-like consistency after mistaking a ceramics channel for a cooking one. Despite the mishap, we ate it. Accidental pottery skills trumped culinary ones. #CookingFails #PastaTragedy #KitchenComedy #ChefNotReally #FoodieFail 🍝😂👀💀😳#usm
August 12, 2025 at 2:48 PM
I tried to cook pasta with YouTube's help, but ended up with a clay-like consistency after mistaking a ceramics channel for a cooking one. Despite the mishap, we ate it. Accidental pottery skills trumped culinary ones. #CookingFails #PastaTragedy #KitchenComedy #ChefNotReally #FoodieFail 🍝😂👀💀😳#usm
At the gym, I mistook a 60-year-old Zumba participant's reflection for mine and admired her toned biceps before realizing my error, leaving me with newfound respect for her dedication. #GymFails #ZumbaQueen #MirrorConfusion #MuscleGoals #Respect 🏋️♂️💪👏😊👍#usm
August 12, 2025 at 2:31 PM
At the gym, I mistook a 60-year-old Zumba participant's reflection for mine and admired her toned biceps before realizing my error, leaving me with newfound respect for her dedication. #GymFails #ZumbaQueen #MirrorConfusion #MuscleGoals #Respect 🏋️♂️💪👏😊👍#usm
I entered the café, ordering a latte to tackle Monday morning. But it slipped from my hands, landing on a stranger's lap and prompting screams. The latte was ruined, and it seems Mondays need a witness, not caffeine. #MondayFails #LatteDrama #CoffeeBetrayal #EpicFail #CafeChronicles ☕️😱👀💥😂#usm
August 12, 2025 at 2:03 PM
I entered the café, ordering a latte to tackle Monday morning. But it slipped from my hands, landing on a stranger's lap and prompting screams. The latte was ruined, and it seems Mondays need a witness, not caffeine. #MondayFails #LatteDrama #CoffeeBetrayal #EpicFail #CafeChronicles ☕️😱👀💥😂#usm
Peace is a state of mind, not a place. It's found in silence, forgiveness, and living in the present with calm, gratitude, and hope. True peace is created within, not searched for. #InnerPeace #MotivationDaily #CalmMindHappyHeart #GratitudeLiving #InspireDaily #EmbraceTheMoment#usm🌟💫🌎🕊️💖😌🌈
August 12, 2025 at 10:07 AM
Peace is a state of mind, not a place. It's found in silence, forgiveness, and living in the present with calm, gratitude, and hope. True peace is created within, not searched for. #InnerPeace #MotivationDaily #CalmMindHappyHeart #GratitudeLiving #InspireDaily #EmbraceTheMoment#usm🌟💫🌎🕊️💖😌🌈
The Overachiever”
You work 24/7,
And still ask why you’re tired.
Maybe rest isn’t lazy,
It’s just self-preservation, inspired.
"Workaholics call it hustle. The body calls it help."
#SarcasticPoetry #WorkaholicLife #WittyWords #DailyRoast #TruthWithHumor 🤯💥😴👀💪🏼😂👍#usm
You work 24/7,
And still ask why you’re tired.
Maybe rest isn’t lazy,
It’s just self-preservation, inspired.
"Workaholics call it hustle. The body calls it help."
#SarcasticPoetry #WorkaholicLife #WittyWords #DailyRoast #TruthWithHumor 🤯💥😴👀💪🏼😂👍#usm
August 11, 2025 at 4:38 PM
The Overachiever”
You work 24/7,
And still ask why you’re tired.
Maybe rest isn’t lazy,
It’s just self-preservation, inspired.
"Workaholics call it hustle. The body calls it help."
#SarcasticPoetry #WorkaholicLife #WittyWords #DailyRoast #TruthWithHumor 🤯💥😴👀💪🏼😂👍#usm
You work 24/7,
And still ask why you’re tired.
Maybe rest isn’t lazy,
It’s just self-preservation, inspired.
"Workaholics call it hustle. The body calls it help."
#SarcasticPoetry #WorkaholicLife #WittyWords #DailyRoast #TruthWithHumor 🤯💥😴👀💪🏼😂👍#usm
Your self-confidence is notable, if somewhat feeble, much like a basement's WiFi signal. Your arguments aren't flawed, just exhausting to listen to. Keep shining, maybe someday you'll illuminate a room, possibly by leaving it Dropping truth bombs or just dropping IQ points? You decide.#usm
August 11, 2025 at 4:06 PM
Your self-confidence is notable, if somewhat feeble, much like a basement's WiFi signal. Your arguments aren't flawed, just exhausting to listen to. Keep shining, maybe someday you'll illuminate a room, possibly by leaving it Dropping truth bombs or just dropping IQ points? You decide.#usm
The planet is signaling – will we respond? Let's implement sustainable practices today for a better future, as every environmentally conscious decision matters. #SustainableLiving #SaveOurPlanet #GreenFuture #EcoFriendly #ClimateAction #GoGreen #EarthWhispers #ActNow 🌎💚🌱🌟💖🌿#usm
August 11, 2025 at 3:46 PM
The planet is signaling – will we respond? Let's implement sustainable practices today for a better future, as every environmentally conscious decision matters. #SustainableLiving #SaveOurPlanet #GreenFuture #EcoFriendly #ClimateAction #GoGreen #EarthWhispers #ActNow 🌎💚🌱🌟💖🌿#usm
"You bring everyone together… mostly to talk about you after you leave."
The gift of gossip is real.
#BestieBurn #FriendshipSavage #WittyRoast #TeaTime #LaughTillYouCry#usm
The gift of gossip is real.
#BestieBurn #FriendshipSavage #WittyRoast #TeaTime #LaughTillYouCry#usm
August 11, 2025 at 3:39 AM
"You bring everyone together… mostly to talk about you after you leave."
The gift of gossip is real.
#BestieBurn #FriendshipSavage #WittyRoast #TeaTime #LaughTillYouCry#usm
The gift of gossip is real.
#BestieBurn #FriendshipSavage #WittyRoast #TeaTime #LaughTillYouCry#usm
Marital relationships resemble a deck of cards, in that two hearts and a diamond are essential at first, but as time passes, a club and a spade become desirable, reflecting the evolution of love and the refinement of survival tactics. #MarriageBurn #CoupleRoast #SavageHumor #SarcasmReloaded#usm
August 11, 2025 at 3:33 AM
Marital relationships resemble a deck of cards, in that two hearts and a diamond are essential at first, but as time passes, a club and a spade become desirable, reflecting the evolution of love and the refinement of survival tactics. #MarriageBurn #CoupleRoast #SavageHumor #SarcasmReloaded#usm
"You have something no one else has… the ability to make Wi-Fi feel slow. A rare and dangerous talent.
#UniversalBurn #SarcasmGoals #WittyRoast #LaughModeOn #ComicTruth#usm
#UniversalBurn #SarcasmGoals #WittyRoast #LaughModeOn #ComicTruth#usm
August 11, 2025 at 3:29 AM
"You have something no one else has… the ability to make Wi-Fi feel slow. A rare and dangerous talent.
#UniversalBurn #SarcasmGoals #WittyRoast #LaughModeOn #ComicTruth#usm
#UniversalBurn #SarcasmGoals #WittyRoast #LaughModeOn #ComicTruth#usm
"Family: where your biggest fans are also your most consistent critics." Love you, but please… not another opinion#FamilyBurn #RelatableHumor #SarcasticTruth #LoveAndLaugh #DailyRoast#usm
August 11, 2025 at 3:26 AM
"Family: where your biggest fans are also your most consistent critics." Love you, but please… not another opinion#FamilyBurn #RelatableHumor #SarcasticTruth #LoveAndLaugh #DailyRoast#usm
Some bring joy when they enter the office you bring joy when you leaveProductivity powered by peace and quiet.
#OfficeRoast #WorkplaceHumor #WittyColleague #SarcasmAtWork #LaughBreak#usm
#OfficeRoast #WorkplaceHumor #WittyColleague #SarcasmAtWork #LaughBreak#usm
August 11, 2025 at 3:23 AM
Some bring joy when they enter the office you bring joy when you leaveProductivity powered by peace and quiet.
#OfficeRoast #WorkplaceHumor #WittyColleague #SarcasmAtWork #LaughBreak#usm
#OfficeRoast #WorkplaceHumor #WittyColleague #SarcasmAtWork #LaughBreak#usm
You’re like a cloud… when you disappear, it’s a beautiful day.Sunshine is precious, so is your absence.
: #BestieBurn #FriendlyRoast #WittyHumor #LOLZone #SarcasticFun#usm
: #BestieBurn #FriendlyRoast #WittyHumor #LOLZone #SarcasticFun#usm
August 11, 2025 at 3:16 AM
You’re like a cloud… when you disappear, it’s a beautiful day.Sunshine is precious, so is your absence.
: #BestieBurn #FriendlyRoast #WittyHumor #LOLZone #SarcasticFun#usm
: #BestieBurn #FriendlyRoast #WittyHumor #LOLZone #SarcasticFun#usm
Spouse: My spouse claims I never listen... or at least that's what I think they tried to say. Communication level: Master of tuned-out hearing. #CoupleRoast #SarcasmZone #RelationshipHumor #WittyVibes #LoveAndLaughs 😂💕👫😆👍#usm
August 11, 2025 at 3:13 AM
Spouse: My spouse claims I never listen... or at least that's what I think they tried to say. Communication level: Master of tuned-out hearing. #CoupleRoast #SarcasmZone #RelationshipHumor #WittyVibes #LoveAndLaughs 😂💕👫😆👍#usm
Profound Comprehension. We communicated less verbally yet connected deeply. The silence was filled with unspoken understanding. Every gaze conveyed a profound admission. Every moment of stillness was a solemn vow. True affection doesn't require excessive dialogue. #UnspokenLove#usm
August 10, 2025 at 11:22 AM
Profound Comprehension. We communicated less verbally yet connected deeply. The silence was filled with unspoken understanding. Every gaze conveyed a profound admission. Every moment of stillness was a solemn vow. True affection doesn't require excessive dialogue. #UnspokenLove#usm
The Moment of Hesitation. She turned to depart, yet my hand instinctively grasped hers. Though timing wasn't ideal, the sentiment felt right. Certain farewells are indefinitely postponed. #AlmostGoodbye #LoveInHold #UnexpectedTouch #FateIntervenes 💕😊👫💗😍#usm
August 10, 2025 at 11:09 AM
The Moment of Hesitation. She turned to depart, yet my hand instinctively grasped hers. Though timing wasn't ideal, the sentiment felt right. Certain farewells are indefinitely postponed. #AlmostGoodbye #LoveInHold #UnexpectedTouch #FateIntervenes 💕😊👫💗😍#usm
The Missed Bus We missed the bus. We were unfazed. The lengthy walk turned into our inaugural journey together. Caption: Occasionally, delays align with destiny's schedule. #MissedBusMagic #LoveWalks #UnexpectedJourneys #HeartToHeart 💕🚶♀️💫😊👫❤️#usm
August 10, 2025 at 10:03 AM
The Missed Bus We missed the bus. We were unfazed. The lengthy walk turned into our inaugural journey together. Caption: Occasionally, delays align with destiny's schedule. #MissedBusMagic #LoveWalks #UnexpectedJourneys #HeartToHeart 💕🚶♀️💫😊👫❤️#usm
Rain Shelter
He offered the umbrella,
but we both knew sharing it
was just an excuse
to be closer.
Rain hides the blush, but not the heart.
#RainyRomance #UmbrellaLove #SilentConfession #UnexpectedFeelings
He offered the umbrella,
but we both knew sharing it
was just an excuse
to be closer.
Rain hides the blush, but not the heart.
#RainyRomance #UmbrellaLove #SilentConfession #UnexpectedFeelings
August 10, 2025 at 9:53 AM
Rain Shelter
He offered the umbrella,
but we both knew sharing it
was just an excuse
to be closer.
Rain hides the blush, but not the heart.
#RainyRomance #UmbrellaLove #SilentConfession #UnexpectedFeelings
He offered the umbrella,
but we both knew sharing it
was just an excuse
to be closer.
Rain hides the blush, but not the heart.
#RainyRomance #UmbrellaLove #SilentConfession #UnexpectedFeelings
Coffee Spilled
We laughed, not because of the coffee spill,
but because our hands brushed,
and something unspoken bloomed Sometimes, mess creates magic.
#LoveHappens #FateInACup #UnexpectedMagic #WarmSmiles
We laughed, not because of the coffee spill,
but because our hands brushed,
and something unspoken bloomed Sometimes, mess creates magic.
#LoveHappens #FateInACup #UnexpectedMagic #WarmSmiles
August 10, 2025 at 9:46 AM
Coffee Spilled
We laughed, not because of the coffee spill,
but because our hands brushed,
and something unspoken bloomed Sometimes, mess creates magic.
#LoveHappens #FateInACup #UnexpectedMagic #WarmSmiles
We laughed, not because of the coffee spill,
but because our hands brushed,
and something unspoken bloomed Sometimes, mess creates magic.
#LoveHappens #FateInACup #UnexpectedMagic #WarmSmiles
The Fateful Encounter She wasn't scheduled to be there, but she was. One look, and the world's noise subsided. Her eyes displayed calm tempests, and mine showed surrender. Love doesn't knock; it just arrives. #UnexpectedLove #FirstGlance #HeartbeatsCollide #EmotionalMoments 💖💕😍#usm
August 10, 2025 at 9:23 AM
The Fateful Encounter She wasn't scheduled to be there, but she was. One look, and the world's noise subsided. Her eyes displayed calm tempests, and mine showed surrender. Love doesn't knock; it just arrives. #UnexpectedLove #FirstGlance #HeartbeatsCollide #EmotionalMoments 💖💕😍#usm
I Opened a Shop… 🌟
It wouldn’t just sell products—it would share stories, spark ideas, and build connections. Every item would inspire learning and support local talent.A shop should leave you with more than a purchase—it should leave you with purpose#DreamBig #BusinessWithPurpose#PositiveImpact#usm
It wouldn’t just sell products—it would share stories, spark ideas, and build connections. Every item would inspire learning and support local talent.A shop should leave you with more than a purchase—it should leave you with purpose#DreamBig #BusinessWithPurpose#PositiveImpact#usm
August 10, 2025 at 4:59 AM
I Opened a Shop… 🌟
It wouldn’t just sell products—it would share stories, spark ideas, and build connections. Every item would inspire learning and support local talent.A shop should leave you with more than a purchase—it should leave you with purpose#DreamBig #BusinessWithPurpose#PositiveImpact#usm
It wouldn’t just sell products—it would share stories, spark ideas, and build connections. Every item would inspire learning and support local talent.A shop should leave you with more than a purchase—it should leave you with purpose#DreamBig #BusinessWithPurpose#PositiveImpact#usm
The climate will not wait for us to act hence,we should take immediate action. Climate change is a critical issue requiring urgent attention to decrease our carbon footprint and shift to renewable energy sources Every moment counts and every effort mattersTake action now for a sustainable future#usm
August 10, 2025 at 2:41 AM
The climate will not wait for us to act hence,we should take immediate action. Climate change is a critical issue requiring urgent attention to decrease our carbon footprint and shift to renewable energy sources Every moment counts and every effort mattersTake action now for a sustainable future#usm
My boss told me to have a good day. So I packed up my stuff and went home. He was a little surprised. I was like "Hey, you told me to have a good day, and I'm going to have a good day." He was a little confused. I think he was just trying to be nice.
#WorkHumor #BossLife #QuittersClub 😊👍💼😄👏💃😆#usm
#WorkHumor #BossLife #QuittersClub 😊👍💼😄👏💃😆#usm
August 9, 2025 at 4:59 PM
My boss told me to have a good day. So I packed up my stuff and went home. He was a little surprised. I was like "Hey, you told me to have a good day, and I'm going to have a good day." He was a little confused. I think he was just trying to be nice.
#WorkHumor #BossLife #QuittersClub 😊👍💼😄👏💃😆#usm
#WorkHumor #BossLife #QuittersClub 😊👍💼😄👏💃😆#usm