alexis the tech witch 🔞
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2026 Goals:
Get a new job
Lose more weight
Start voice training proper
Move out
Get a new job
Lose more weight
Start voice training proper
Move out
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2026 Goals:
Get a new job
Lose more weight
Start voice training proper
Move out
Get a new job
Lose more weight
Start voice training proper
Move out
February 6, 2026 at 1:13 AM
2026 Goals:
Get a new job
Lose more weight
Start voice training proper
Move out
Get a new job
Lose more weight
Start voice training proper
Move out
For the first time in my life, I'm genuinely scared for the future...
I'm scared that the country I grew up in will be subsumed by a foreign power
I'm scared that forces beyond my control will rip my loved ones away from me
I'm scared that the country I grew up in will be subsumed by a foreign power
I'm scared that forces beyond my control will rip my loved ones away from me
January 8, 2026 at 7:49 PM
For the first time in my life, I'm genuinely scared for the future...
I'm scared that the country I grew up in will be subsumed by a foreign power
I'm scared that forces beyond my control will rip my loved ones away from me
I'm scared that the country I grew up in will be subsumed by a foreign power
I'm scared that forces beyond my control will rip my loved ones away from me
Finally trying to schedule a follow up for my (legal) HRT. If I can get off DIY for the new year that'll be a big step
December 18, 2025 at 4:20 PM
Finally trying to schedule a follow up for my (legal) HRT. If I can get off DIY for the new year that'll be a big step
Room's a mess atm as I try to get this free server properly setup and I do not have enough space in my to put it but I'm stubborn as fuck
December 14, 2025 at 5:51 PM
Room's a mess atm as I try to get this free server properly setup and I do not have enough space in my to put it but I'm stubborn as fuck
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In hindsight it's kinda crazy how skrillex played the full edit of while you were sleeping live before releasing the mixtape ver
November 26, 2025 at 12:39 PM
In hindsight it's kinda crazy how skrillex played the full edit of while you were sleeping live before releasing the mixtape ver
Just had an amazing long weekend meeting with my partner IRL for the first time and this image is all that I can think of now that they're gone...
November 12, 2025 at 1:37 PM
Just had an amazing long weekend meeting with my partner IRL for the first time and this image is all that I can think of now that they're gone...
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we suck dick with a mix of sheer joy and technical experimentation that displays a genuine passion for the act
November 6, 2025 at 8:06 PM
we suck dick with a mix of sheer joy and technical experimentation that displays a genuine passion for the act
Finally getting bloodwork done to get myself off diy hrt and onto something more 'official'. Super excited!
November 6, 2025 at 5:44 PM
Finally getting bloodwork done to get myself off diy hrt and onto something more 'official'. Super excited!
Ok it's safe to say I Love My Computer has consumed my soul its such a fucking vibration of an album
October 29, 2025 at 4:28 PM
Ok it's safe to say I Love My Computer has consumed my soul its such a fucking vibration of an album
Do you lose your gold star lesbian status if you're dating someone who's non binary? Not that it matters to me just wondering
October 12, 2025 at 5:54 PM
Do you lose your gold star lesbian status if you're dating someone who's non binary? Not that it matters to me just wondering
Hi chat, I helped two of my closest friends propose the other day and suddenly their lives have been improving massively and im so happy and proud of them it's honestly so amazing to see
October 6, 2025 at 8:29 PM
Hi chat, I helped two of my closest friends propose the other day and suddenly their lives have been improving massively and im so happy and proud of them it's honestly so amazing to see
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hey guys its the end of september youtu.be/d1TrqIeVOws #greenday #september #vtuber #youtaite #utaite
Kurabu Naito - Wake me up when September Ends
YouTube video by Kurabu Naito Ch.
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October 1, 2025 at 2:45 PM
hey guys its the end of september youtu.be/d1TrqIeVOws #greenday #september #vtuber #youtaite #utaite
Getting slammed tonight in VR with my partner (she will not survive this encounter)
September 29, 2025 at 12:49 PM
Getting slammed tonight in VR with my partner (she will not survive this encounter)
I want a pair of boot shorts that says:
'segmentation fault: core dumped'
Across the ass
'segmentation fault: core dumped'
Across the ass
September 27, 2025 at 8:41 PM
I want a pair of boot shorts that says:
'segmentation fault: core dumped'
Across the ass
'segmentation fault: core dumped'
Across the ass
Escaping into the back room at work so I can find a quiet place to audibly whine about how I can't be with them or just hug them and never let go...
September 25, 2025 at 6:44 PM
Escaping into the back room at work so I can find a quiet place to audibly whine about how I can't be with them or just hug them and never let go...
Now that I'm in a relationship y'all better be prepared for me to gush about them here whatever chance I get
September 23, 2025 at 5:47 PM
Now that I'm in a relationship y'all better be prepared for me to gush about them here whatever chance I get
Asked my partner if they'd like to help me voice train and they said they'd love to and it'd be 'teaching puppy to speak' and I practically melted...............
September 23, 2025 at 5:47 PM
Asked my partner if they'd like to help me voice train and they said they'd love to and it'd be 'teaching puppy to speak' and I practically melted...............
Being in love is wild cause wdym im genuinely sad they have errands to run and I can't chat with them more for an hour even though I'm busy too
September 23, 2025 at 5:42 PM
Being in love is wild cause wdym im genuinely sad they have errands to run and I can't chat with them more for an hour even though I'm busy too
You CAN find true love in VRChat you just have to be pure of heart and not be constantly stuck hanging out in toxic public instances/worlds
September 22, 2025 at 4:22 PM
You CAN find true love in VRChat you just have to be pure of heart and not be constantly stuck hanging out in toxic public instances/worlds
So um.....
I've managed to blunder my way into a loving romantic relationship and oml am I riding this high until the end of time
I've managed to blunder my way into a loving romantic relationship and oml am I riding this high until the end of time
September 20, 2025 at 7:14 PM
So um.....
I've managed to blunder my way into a loving romantic relationship and oml am I riding this high until the end of time
I've managed to blunder my way into a loving romantic relationship and oml am I riding this high until the end of time
Chat is bad for all your friends to hit rock bottom right as you begin to find love and companionship?
September 17, 2025 at 12:21 PM
Chat is bad for all your friends to hit rock bottom right as you begin to find love and companionship?
So tired from work today absolutely done being human I just want to be some pretty woman's personal stress relief toy
September 2, 2025 at 10:10 PM
So tired from work today absolutely done being human I just want to be some pretty woman's personal stress relief toy
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