alexis the tech witch 🔞
@malaki.ca
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alexis the tech witch 🔞
@malaki.ca
· Dec 31
2025 Goals:
Get weight under 90kg (200lbs)
Get a job in a tech-related field
Move out of my folk's place
Get on HRT
Get weight under 90kg (200lbs)
Get a job in a tech-related field
Move out of my folk's place
Get on HRT
Just had an amazing long weekend meeting with my partner IRL for the first time and this image is all that I can think of now that they're gone...
November 12, 2025 at 1:37 PM
Just had an amazing long weekend meeting with my partner IRL for the first time and this image is all that I can think of now that they're gone...
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we suck dick with a mix of sheer joy and technical experimentation that displays a genuine passion for the act
November 6, 2025 at 8:06 PM
we suck dick with a mix of sheer joy and technical experimentation that displays a genuine passion for the act
Finally getting bloodwork done to get myself off diy hrt and onto something more 'official'. Super excited!
November 6, 2025 at 5:44 PM
Finally getting bloodwork done to get myself off diy hrt and onto something more 'official'. Super excited!
Ok it's safe to say I Love My Computer has consumed my soul its such a fucking vibration of an album
October 29, 2025 at 4:28 PM
Ok it's safe to say I Love My Computer has consumed my soul its such a fucking vibration of an album
Do you lose your gold star lesbian status if you're dating someone who's non binary? Not that it matters to me just wondering
October 12, 2025 at 5:54 PM
Do you lose your gold star lesbian status if you're dating someone who's non binary? Not that it matters to me just wondering
Hi chat, I helped two of my closest friends propose the other day and suddenly their lives have been improving massively and im so happy and proud of them it's honestly so amazing to see
October 6, 2025 at 8:29 PM
Hi chat, I helped two of my closest friends propose the other day and suddenly their lives have been improving massively and im so happy and proud of them it's honestly so amazing to see
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hey guys its the end of september youtu.be/d1TrqIeVOws #greenday #september #vtuber #youtaite #utaite
Kurabu Naito - Wake me up when September Ends
YouTube video by Kurabu Naito Ch.
youtu.be
October 1, 2025 at 2:45 PM
hey guys its the end of september youtu.be/d1TrqIeVOws #greenday #september #vtuber #youtaite #utaite
Getting slammed tonight in VR with my partner (she will not survive this encounter)
September 29, 2025 at 12:49 PM
Getting slammed tonight in VR with my partner (she will not survive this encounter)
I want a pair of boot shorts that says:
'segmentation fault: core dumped'
Across the ass
'segmentation fault: core dumped'
Across the ass
September 27, 2025 at 8:41 PM
I want a pair of boot shorts that says:
'segmentation fault: core dumped'
Across the ass
'segmentation fault: core dumped'
Across the ass
Escaping into the back room at work so I can find a quiet place to audibly whine about how I can't be with them or just hug them and never let go...
September 25, 2025 at 6:44 PM
Escaping into the back room at work so I can find a quiet place to audibly whine about how I can't be with them or just hug them and never let go...
Now that I'm in a relationship y'all better be prepared for me to gush about them here whatever chance I get
September 23, 2025 at 5:47 PM
Now that I'm in a relationship y'all better be prepared for me to gush about them here whatever chance I get
Asked my partner if they'd like to help me voice train and they said they'd love to and it'd be 'teaching puppy to speak' and I practically melted...............
September 23, 2025 at 5:47 PM
Asked my partner if they'd like to help me voice train and they said they'd love to and it'd be 'teaching puppy to speak' and I practically melted...............
Being in love is wild cause wdym im genuinely sad they have errands to run and I can't chat with them more for an hour even though I'm busy too
September 23, 2025 at 5:42 PM
Being in love is wild cause wdym im genuinely sad they have errands to run and I can't chat with them more for an hour even though I'm busy too
You CAN find true love in VRChat you just have to be pure of heart and not be constantly stuck hanging out in toxic public instances/worlds
September 22, 2025 at 4:22 PM
You CAN find true love in VRChat you just have to be pure of heart and not be constantly stuck hanging out in toxic public instances/worlds
So um.....
I've managed to blunder my way into a loving romantic relationship and oml am I riding this high until the end of time
I've managed to blunder my way into a loving romantic relationship and oml am I riding this high until the end of time
September 20, 2025 at 7:14 PM
So um.....
I've managed to blunder my way into a loving romantic relationship and oml am I riding this high until the end of time
I've managed to blunder my way into a loving romantic relationship and oml am I riding this high until the end of time
Chat is bad for all your friends to hit rock bottom right as you begin to find love and companionship?
September 17, 2025 at 12:21 PM
Chat is bad for all your friends to hit rock bottom right as you begin to find love and companionship?
So tired from work today absolutely done being human I just want to be some pretty woman's personal stress relief toy
September 2, 2025 at 10:10 PM
So tired from work today absolutely done being human I just want to be some pretty woman's personal stress relief toy
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Love is in the air~ 💕
Kurabu Naito’s sweet voice + I Think They Call This Love = pure magic! 🎶✨
🎧 Watch here: youtu.be/M9FyaZ1a8hM
#youtuber #vtuber #music #coversong #utaite #youtaite
Kurabu Naito’s sweet voice + I Think They Call This Love = pure magic! 🎶✨
🎧 Watch here: youtu.be/M9FyaZ1a8hM
#youtuber #vtuber #music #coversong #utaite #youtaite
Kurabu Naito - I Think They Call This Love
YouTube video by Kurabu Naito Ch.
youtu.be
September 2, 2025 at 3:13 PM
Love is in the air~ 💕
Kurabu Naito’s sweet voice + I Think They Call This Love = pure magic! 🎶✨
🎧 Watch here: youtu.be/M9FyaZ1a8hM
#youtuber #vtuber #music #coversong #utaite #youtaite
Kurabu Naito’s sweet voice + I Think They Call This Love = pure magic! 🎶✨
🎧 Watch here: youtu.be/M9FyaZ1a8hM
#youtuber #vtuber #music #coversong #utaite #youtaite
Sharing horny posts with two girls in a gc in the hopes they tease me more.........
September 1, 2025 at 2:44 PM
Sharing horny posts with two girls in a gc in the hopes they tease me more.........
With all the stuff about Trump potentially being dead if he actually dies today I'm buying some Canadian whiskey and I getting slammed off homemade old fashioned's tonight
August 30, 2025 at 12:57 PM
With all the stuff about Trump potentially being dead if he actually dies today I'm buying some Canadian whiskey and I getting slammed off homemade old fashioned's tonight
The fact I can only request a refill for my ADHD meds a single day before I'm meant to run out of them feels like a cruel joke
August 26, 2025 at 10:22 AM
The fact I can only request a refill for my ADHD meds a single day before I'm meant to run out of them feels like a cruel joke
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Thankey for coming to the stream, hope to finish and post the doodles later :3c
August 22, 2025 at 7:29 PM
Thankey for coming to the stream, hope to finish and post the doodles later :3c
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🔥Hey, rats🔥
What do you do when you're depressed and not feeling it?
That's right.
Make a damn cover song in two hours 🎧💫
Watch/listen here 👉 youtu.be/ZhMbsWkrwB4
#vtuber #utaite #vsinger #youtaite
What do you do when you're depressed and not feeling it?
That's right.
Make a damn cover song in two hours 🎧💫
Watch/listen here 👉 youtu.be/ZhMbsWkrwB4
#vtuber #utaite #vsinger #youtaite
August 22, 2025 at 3:45 PM
🔥Hey, rats🔥
What do you do when you're depressed and not feeling it?
That's right.
Make a damn cover song in two hours 🎧💫
Watch/listen here 👉 youtu.be/ZhMbsWkrwB4
#vtuber #utaite #vsinger #youtaite
What do you do when you're depressed and not feeling it?
That's right.
Make a damn cover song in two hours 🎧💫
Watch/listen here 👉 youtu.be/ZhMbsWkrwB4
#vtuber #utaite #vsinger #youtaite
Having to go back to my retail job like everything is fine, like I didn't just spend most of last night talking a friend off the edge...
August 22, 2025 at 2:05 PM
Having to go back to my retail job like everything is fine, like I didn't just spend most of last night talking a friend off the edge...