Trying to relate to my older gay boss and so far the main thing we’ve connected on is following the aldi account on instagram

The Taco Bell workers always seem so surprised when I’m nice to them like they aren’t God‘s angels on this earth?

I just think everyone should remember their childlike sense of wonder and possibility when they speak to me

Ask me how many times I’ve googled “Renee Rapp tour” in the last week :)

Started a new job and the amount of 2 and 3-factor authentication in this bitch is going to make me do something drastic

What is the point of a pet if they aren’t allowed on the furniture? How do y’all hang out if one of you is on the ground? Genuinely I do not get it