majo la maja
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chilanga 🇲🇽 en Madrid 🇪🇸. insufferable taco gatekeeper. siempre quiero papas
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majo la maja
@majonotyoho.bsky.social
· Dec 7
eating KitKats like this is worse than shooting your nephew
watching The Wire and there really used to be so much more sex in shows before, even when it wasn't central to the plot, AND the sex was sexier!
June 27, 2025 at 7:10 PM
watching The Wire and there really used to be so much more sex in shows before, even when it wasn't central to the plot, AND the sex was sexier!
any time there's division of household chores discourse i'm forced to humbly accept this
June 27, 2025 at 7:04 PM
any time there's division of household chores discourse i'm forced to humbly accept this
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Jeffrey Goldberg thinking he was being pranked and then realizing he was actually just in the war plans group chat is such a good microcosm of how it feels to be alive right now, everything seems fake until you realize it’s actually real and incredibly stupid
March 24, 2025 at 10:03 PM
Jeffrey Goldberg thinking he was being pranked and then realizing he was actually just in the war plans group chat is such a good microcosm of how it feels to be alive right now, everything seems fake until you realize it’s actually real and incredibly stupid
it's that time of the month (when i post a selfie on here and dip)
March 24, 2025 at 8:29 PM
it's that time of the month (when i post a selfie on here and dip)
more like Jessica Lee GAGné amiright
March 2, 2025 at 3:51 PM
more like Jessica Lee GAGné amiright
last night i pushed the boundaries of appropriate work titties
February 21, 2025 at 11:07 PM
last night i pushed the boundaries of appropriate work titties
Mondays are reluctant office outfit days
February 17, 2025 at 2:46 PM
Mondays are reluctant office outfit days
it's tough to be a sports lover and a US hater but someone's gotta do it
February 9, 2025 at 11:32 PM
it's tough to be a sports lover and a US hater but someone's gotta do it
watching The Wire for the first time and i'm dying at McNulty being the Most Divorced Guy
February 8, 2025 at 9:51 PM
watching The Wire for the first time and i'm dying at McNulty being the Most Divorced Guy
watching My Best Friend's Wedding and i'm not generally a jealous person but i would drop a piano on Julia Roberts' head i'm afraid
February 8, 2025 at 7:15 PM
watching My Best Friend's Wedding and i'm not generally a jealous person but i would drop a piano on Julia Roberts' head i'm afraid
see i would love to play guitar but unfortunately i refuse to make Those Faces
February 8, 2025 at 12:18 AM
see i would love to play guitar but unfortunately i refuse to make Those Faces
one underrated advantage of working remote is that typing "hahaha" when my boss sends me stupid AI videos is much easier than politely chuckling irl
February 6, 2025 at 5:37 PM
one underrated advantage of working remote is that typing "hahaha" when my boss sends me stupid AI videos is much easier than politely chuckling irl
best friend and i wrote the book on shitty Madridian dive bars 💅🏼
January 27, 2025 at 3:37 PM
best friend and i wrote the book on shitty Madridian dive bars 💅🏼
Commanders holding the ball like Nara Smith holds utensils and it's pissing me off
January 26, 2025 at 9:39 PM
Commanders holding the ball like Nara Smith holds utensils and it's pissing me off
touching grass was not enough i needed to touch sand
January 24, 2025 at 2:10 PM
touching grass was not enough i needed to touch sand
dammit Benito you've done it again
January 11, 2025 at 8:13 AM
dammit Benito you've done it again
my hair stylist: *massaging my head*
me: don't moan don't moan don't moan
me: don't moan don't moan don't moan
January 8, 2025 at 5:32 PM
my hair stylist: *massaging my head*
me: don't moan don't moan don't moan
me: don't moan don't moan don't moan
i lost my prized WhatsApp sticker collection no one talk to me
January 8, 2025 at 9:21 AM
i lost my prized WhatsApp sticker collection no one talk to me
i contain (sweaty) multitudes
January 1, 2025 at 6:07 PM
i contain (sweaty) multitudes
running a 10k today pls give me song recs 🙏🏼 and rate their hype level on a scale of 1 to 10 pls
December 31, 2024 at 1:58 PM
running a 10k today pls give me song recs 🙏🏼 and rate their hype level on a scale of 1 to 10 pls
New Year's resolution to be the Majo-est i can possibly be is off to a great start
December 31, 2024 at 9:57 AM
New Year's resolution to be the Majo-est i can possibly be is off to a great start
this annoyed me so much bc NOWHERE does that phrase imply that. what does "softly" even mean here anyway.
but sure 200k likes what the hell
but sure 200k likes what the hell
December 30, 2024 at 7:10 PM
this annoyed me so much bc NOWHERE does that phrase imply that. what does "softly" even mean here anyway.
but sure 200k likes what the hell
but sure 200k likes what the hell
my best friend just sent me a 20 min video she made for my birthday of all my friends and family saying how much they love me and i'm—
December 26, 2024 at 12:54 PM
my best friend just sent me a 20 min video she made for my birthday of all my friends and family saying how much they love me and i'm—