I was out here watering the glorps. and it’s like, do they need water? I dunno. I water them tho bc they’re green and green are like plant and therefore plant water green watering glorp
December 17, 2025 at 8:53 AM
I was out here watering the glorps. and it’s like, do they need water? I dunno. I water them tho bc they’re green and green are like plant and therefore plant water green watering glorp
if I were Jörmungandr I’d eat myself so quickly that I’d start cutting the world in half and loki would have come down and tell me “daughter you are sawing the world it half, you can’t do that yet it’s not Ragnorok time yet”
December 11, 2025 at 8:43 AM
if I were Jörmungandr I’d eat myself so quickly that I’d start cutting the world in half and loki would have come down and tell me “daughter you are sawing the world it half, you can’t do that yet it’s not Ragnorok time yet”
remembers the 5 second Rick and Morty perfect level bit and becomes grumpy
December 9, 2025 at 7:52 PM
remembers the 5 second Rick and Morty perfect level bit and becomes grumpy
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Reposted by maishul lothli
*shoulder tackles you and has 1 second of global hitstop*
December 5, 2025 at 1:09 AM
*shoulder tackles you and has 1 second of global hitstop*
going to eat a lump of rapidly decaying plutonium to spite Laplace's Demon
December 5, 2025 at 10:46 PM
going to eat a lump of rapidly decaying plutonium to spite Laplace's Demon
if I was a worm I would spend my entire life trying to climb up a tree. ppl would say “no worm you are supposed to eat dirt” but no. I will worm up a tree, fall off, and starve to death
December 4, 2025 at 6:40 PM
if I was a worm I would spend my entire life trying to climb up a tree. ppl would say “no worm you are supposed to eat dirt” but no. I will worm up a tree, fall off, and starve to death
ideal: being full of soup
unfortunate reality: not full of soup
unfortunate reality: not full of soup
December 3, 2025 at 6:49 PM
ideal: being full of soup
unfortunate reality: not full of soup
unfortunate reality: not full of soup
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Microsoft Teams is so bad
October 13, 2025 at 8:51 AM
Microsoft Teams is so bad
when is mcdonalds going to release the small mac
December 3, 2025 at 8:19 AM
when is mcdonalds going to release the small mac
what if magneto could control the strong nuclear force so instead of controlling metal he could pull a meson out of a proton and produce matter out of nothing but no one would care because no one could see his mesons :(
December 3, 2025 at 8:05 AM
what if magneto could control the strong nuclear force so instead of controlling metal he could pull a meson out of a proton and produce matter out of nothing but no one would care because no one could see his mesons :(
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jarvis douse my cock in two gallons of thermal paste
October 25, 2025 at 9:47 AM
jarvis douse my cock in two gallons of thermal paste