Sean: your Main Man
@mainman.bsky.social
Vanguard of the Socialist Revolutionary Bourgeois Establishment
Well I accidentally sliced my hand open. So heading to the ER. Go Hawks.
February 9, 2026 at 6:02 AM
Well I accidentally sliced my hand open. So heading to the ER. Go Hawks.
Wouldn’t be a Seahawks game without a soft holding call
February 9, 2026 at 3:18 AM
Wouldn’t be a Seahawks game without a soft holding call
Why run you dinguses?
February 9, 2026 at 3:16 AM
Why run you dinguses?
Bullllllshiiiiiit
February 9, 2026 at 3:15 AM
Bullllllshiiiiiit
Playing Sweet Caroline? Fuck you Santa Clara
February 9, 2026 at 2:57 AM
Playing Sweet Caroline? Fuck you Santa Clara
Screaming Trees, Harvey Danger, Alice in Chains but no Pearl Jam. I’m actually ok with it
February 9, 2026 at 2:54 AM
Screaming Trees, Harvey Danger, Alice in Chains but no Pearl Jam. I’m actually ok with it
No we are not doing this shit
February 9, 2026 at 2:39 AM
No we are not doing this shit
Really cool that Children’s Hospital bought Super Bowl ad time instead of paying their nurses
February 9, 2026 at 2:25 AM
Really cool that Children’s Hospital bought Super Bowl ad time instead of paying their nurses
I can just feel my neighbors loading up their magazines
February 9, 2026 at 1:13 AM
I can just feel my neighbors loading up their magazines
Thank you LiquidIV for making my kids sing their versions of Coldplay’s “Yellow”
February 9, 2026 at 1:10 AM
Thank you LiquidIV for making my kids sing their versions of Coldplay’s “Yellow”
Ok. Now hang on. If you use liquidIV your pee will be yellow too
February 9, 2026 at 12:53 AM
Ok. Now hang on. If you use liquidIV your pee will be yellow too
My bingo board for tomorrow
February 8, 2026 at 3:46 AM
My bingo board for tomorrow
Kislev has conquered the black pyramid of Nagash
January 26, 2026 at 6:01 PM
Kislev has conquered the black pyramid of Nagash
There goes the firearms and fireworks
January 26, 2026 at 2:54 AM
There goes the firearms and fireworks
Don’t go to prevent dammit
January 26, 2026 at 2:51 AM
Don’t go to prevent dammit
That was some bullshit blocking
January 26, 2026 at 2:49 AM
That was some bullshit blocking
Center screen right fucking now eat clock
January 26, 2026 at 2:48 AM
Center screen right fucking now eat clock
Run a goddamn screen pass
January 26, 2026 at 2:47 AM
Run a goddamn screen pass
Stop jinxing shit! Stop it!
January 26, 2026 at 2:47 AM
Stop jinxing shit! Stop it!
Seattle Native… Dave Matthews?
January 26, 2026 at 2:45 AM
Seattle Native… Dave Matthews?
Multiple things can be true. Riq Woolen should have know better because they talk about this shit ad naseum with players. It also completely bitch made of the Rams to advocate for it and it’s a Charmin soft reason for them to still be in this game.
January 26, 2026 at 2:10 AM
Multiple things can be true. Riq Woolen should have know better because they talk about this shit ad naseum with players. It also completely bitch made of the Rams to advocate for it and it’s a Charmin soft reason for them to still be in this game.
Woolen should know better but this is such a snowflake penalty
January 26, 2026 at 2:00 AM
Woolen should know better but this is such a snowflake penalty
You dumbass Riq
January 26, 2026 at 1:57 AM
You dumbass Riq