A 3" handful of cold steel
@maingauche.bsky.social
unabashedly nsfw horny thirst/dick pic feed. you have to be nice to me, it's in the rules.
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digging up Old Faithful as I work my tiny dick r/n
okay lemme explain
I’m old enough that when i was first finding the horny internet, doug winger was alive/making shit
this series of pics was one of the first things i ever saw and its stuck with me for decades. 1000% woke something up in me. wanted to be that kangaroo so bad (still do)
I’m old enough that when i was first finding the horny internet, doug winger was alive/making shit
this series of pics was one of the first things i ever saw and its stuck with me for decades. 1000% woke something up in me. wanted to be that kangaroo so bad (still do)
December 8, 2025 at 4:03 PM
digging up Old Faithful as I work my tiny dick r/n
know I’ve said before I got ‘normal’ kinks and ‘furry’ kinks and today I woke up heavily on the furry side
massively horny for hyper and cumflation in particular. wanna get fucked by a person-sized cock that cums in me until I’m the size of a building tbh
massively horny for hyper and cumflation in particular. wanna get fucked by a person-sized cock that cums in me until I’m the size of a building tbh
December 8, 2025 at 3:42 PM
know I’ve said before I got ‘normal’ kinks and ‘furry’ kinks and today I woke up heavily on the furry side
massively horny for hyper and cumflation in particular. wanna get fucked by a person-sized cock that cums in me until I’m the size of a building tbh
massively horny for hyper and cumflation in particular. wanna get fucked by a person-sized cock that cums in me until I’m the size of a building tbh
Reposted by A 3" handful of cold steel
Use me like a dildo
December 8, 2025 at 1:22 AM
Use me like a dildo
this could be us but you playin
If you saw this pic, thought about it a sec, then started getting an erection, hmu
December 8, 2025 at 6:24 AM
this could be us but you playin
(movie trailer voice) this holiday season, enjoy the dick critics are calling "tiny af" and "guaranteed to be smaller than yours"
feeling exceptionally small this morning, ruler’s in another room but willing to bet this is less than 3” of hard, curved cock
December 7, 2025 at 4:54 AM
(movie trailer voice) this holiday season, enjoy the dick critics are calling "tiny af" and "guaranteed to be smaller than yours"
today i would very much like someone to touch their penis to my penis and cum all over it to show dominance or whatever
December 6, 2025 at 8:49 PM
today i would very much like someone to touch their penis to my penis and cum all over it to show dominance or whatever
feeling exceptionally small this morning, ruler’s in another room but willing to bet this is less than 3” of hard, curved cock
December 6, 2025 at 3:29 PM
feeling exceptionally small this morning, ruler’s in another room but willing to bet this is less than 3” of hard, curved cock
woke up, checked main, got angry about transphobic fuckery, and you know what
instead of ruining my day I should check this feed when I wake up
so instead of walking away angry I spend my (w)hole day thinking about sucking y’all’s cocks
instead of ruining my day I should check this feed when I wake up
so instead of walking away angry I spend my (w)hole day thinking about sucking y’all’s cocks
December 6, 2025 at 2:31 PM
woke up, checked main, got angry about transphobic fuckery, and you know what
instead of ruining my day I should check this feed when I wake up
so instead of walking away angry I spend my (w)hole day thinking about sucking y’all’s cocks
instead of ruining my day I should check this feed when I wake up
so instead of walking away angry I spend my (w)hole day thinking about sucking y’all’s cocks
but also I am at my horniest/most needy to cum when I’m revisiting like shit people send in dms, imagining actually doing it
awkwarrrrrrd
awkwarrrrrrd
I gotta work on horny momentum
Like dick in hand, horny hitting max, my brain’s like “you should visit <person I flirt with here> and just be their fleshlight for a week” and then I cum and my brain’s like “okay time to answer some email” instead of buying plane tickets
Like dick in hand, horny hitting max, my brain’s like “you should visit <person I flirt with here> and just be their fleshlight for a week” and then I cum and my brain’s like “okay time to answer some email” instead of buying plane tickets
December 3, 2025 at 9:42 PM
but also I am at my horniest/most needy to cum when I’m revisiting like shit people send in dms, imagining actually doing it
awkwarrrrrrd
awkwarrrrrrd
I wish I enjoyed the gym/wanted to get swole
I feel like it would be easier being queer and I'd be less lonely if I were
I feel like it would be easier being queer and I'd be less lonely if I were
December 2, 2025 at 5:28 AM
I wish I enjoyed the gym/wanted to get swole
I feel like it would be easier being queer and I'd be less lonely if I were
I feel like it would be easier being queer and I'd be less lonely if I were
ironically I had a rare moment of super hard morning wood earlier but my cock was out through multiple layers of clothes so it looks tinier than ever here
November 28, 2025 at 10:47 PM
ironically I had a rare moment of super hard morning wood earlier but my cock was out through multiple layers of clothes so it looks tinier than ever here
i love it when the dicks touch (or nearly touch) but i especially love it when they're different sizes right next to each other, merry early christmas to me
November 28, 2025 at 10:31 PM
i love it when the dicks touch (or nearly touch) but i especially love it when they're different sizes right next to each other, merry early christmas to me
I’m thankful my little penis is smaller than yours (cause that gets me off)
November 27, 2025 at 8:15 PM
I’m thankful my little penis is smaller than yours (cause that gets me off)
I gotta work on horny momentum
Like dick in hand, horny hitting max, my brain’s like “you should visit <person I flirt with here> and just be their fleshlight for a week” and then I cum and my brain’s like “okay time to answer some email” instead of buying plane tickets
Like dick in hand, horny hitting max, my brain’s like “you should visit <person I flirt with here> and just be their fleshlight for a week” and then I cum and my brain’s like “okay time to answer some email” instead of buying plane tickets
November 24, 2025 at 9:08 PM
I gotta work on horny momentum
Like dick in hand, horny hitting max, my brain’s like “you should visit <person I flirt with here> and just be their fleshlight for a week” and then I cum and my brain’s like “okay time to answer some email” instead of buying plane tickets
Like dick in hand, horny hitting max, my brain’s like “you should visit <person I flirt with here> and just be their fleshlight for a week” and then I cum and my brain’s like “okay time to answer some email” instead of buying plane tickets
literally getting up from my desk, saying “I don’t cum often enough,” walking into the bedroom and getting my dick out
November 24, 2025 at 8:23 PM
literally getting up from my desk, saying “I don’t cum often enough,” walking into the bedroom and getting my dick out
rough day so i'm reposting my little dick for clout or whatever
If someone says “your tiny dick is my favorite“ in the dms you’re def obligated to post a pic where you look as small as possible
November 20, 2025 at 6:30 PM
rough day so i'm reposting my little dick for clout or whatever
If someone says “your tiny dick is my favorite“ in the dms you’re def obligated to post a pic where you look as small as possible
November 19, 2025 at 10:20 PM
If someone says “your tiny dick is my favorite“ in the dms you’re def obligated to post a pic where you look as small as possible
the average circumference of a D cell battery is 4"/104mm so a rare situation where I would actually be bigger than the point of comparison
can't tell if that makes me horny or sad
can't tell if that makes me horny or sad
new dick size kink measuring abstraction dropped
November 14, 2025 at 7:13 PM
the average circumference of a D cell battery is 4"/104mm so a rare situation where I would actually be bigger than the point of comparison
can't tell if that makes me horny or sad
can't tell if that makes me horny or sad
new dick size kink measuring abstraction dropped
November 14, 2025 at 7:07 PM
new dick size kink measuring abstraction dropped
Reposted by A 3" handful of cold steel
If you saw this pic, thought about it a sec, then started getting an erection, hmu
November 10, 2025 at 5:52 PM
If you saw this pic, thought about it a sec, then started getting an erection, hmu
If you saw this pic, thought about it a sec, then started getting an erection, hmu
November 10, 2025 at 5:52 PM
If you saw this pic, thought about it a sec, then started getting an erection, hmu
the fun bit about taking a nap for me is that lying down almost always sends my hand right to my little cock so there's a 50/50 split on me actually napping vs me getting off and then getting right back out of bed
November 7, 2025 at 10:16 PM
the fun bit about taking a nap for me is that lying down almost always sends my hand right to my little cock so there's a 50/50 split on me actually napping vs me getting off and then getting right back out of bed
I could send more horny DMs instead of just hoping they come my way but I have super anxiety about being the person who does that to someone who fav'ed a pic of mine and their response is "ugh don't talk to me though"
November 6, 2025 at 1:35 AM
I could send more horny DMs instead of just hoping they come my way but I have super anxiety about being the person who does that to someone who fav'ed a pic of mine and their response is "ugh don't talk to me though"
Like I said yesterday: not so much ’posting hog’ as it is posting adorable little piglet
November 5, 2025 at 10:24 PM
Like I said yesterday: not so much ’posting hog’ as it is posting adorable little piglet
tired: i'm gonna die alone because im old/fat/balding/boring/have a tiny cock so nobody's into me
wired: i'm gonna die alone because i don't have strong enough opinions about pokemon to get and keep a boyfriend
wired: i'm gonna die alone because i don't have strong enough opinions about pokemon to get and keep a boyfriend
November 5, 2025 at 5:09 AM
tired: i'm gonna die alone because im old/fat/balding/boring/have a tiny cock so nobody's into me
wired: i'm gonna die alone because i don't have strong enough opinions about pokemon to get and keep a boyfriend
wired: i'm gonna die alone because i don't have strong enough opinions about pokemon to get and keep a boyfriend