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MECO!
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NSFW 18+ / 28 / Bi / M / 6'1 / 200lb / Vers-Top / Ⓥ🌱/ Houston, TX / 💙 @BellTelFox.bsky.social 💛 @leopardcube.bsky.social
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American Socialism 🤝 Nuclear Spacecraft Propulsion

Back on the menu after 60+ years
November 5, 2025 at 6:42 PM
A real shame what they did to Cuomo in the streets after the results last night but y'know when a majestic working animal breaks its leg it's just gotta be done quickly and humanely
November 5, 2025 at 2:58 PM
How it feels to have a fractional moment in time where I can feel proud to be an American again
November 5, 2025 at 3:20 AM
VIVE LE WOKISME
November 5, 2025 at 3:11 AM
DICK CHENEY IS DEAD AND JARED ISAACMAN'S NASA NOMINATION IS ALIVE
November 4, 2025 at 11:56 PM
Between The Ferns style podcast called All Dick No Cheney and we film it at his grave
November 4, 2025 at 4:46 PM
Bro are you really trying to grab my dick while I'm witnessing the Music of The Spheres
October 30, 2025 at 9:56 PM
RFK chatbot but it does The Voice
October 28, 2025 at 12:02 AM
Downside of using hinge: feels like trying to sext on linkedin

Upside of using hinge: scaring the hoes by subverting the artistic intentions of the generic photo prompts
October 17, 2025 at 4:10 AM
I put my chud son in a taffy puller every day for a year and this happened
October 16, 2025 at 11:47 PM
Grabbing the woke milk out of my fridge to make my gay latte and then pulling out a second, thinner, woker milk to make my gay cereal
October 15, 2025 at 3:39 PM
Started carrying one of these around to take the edge off
October 10, 2025 at 5:34 PM
not now hoe I'm playing bowmaster prelude
October 9, 2025 at 8:01 PM
The taco bell drive through app (industry) and its consequences have been a disaster for the doggy race (me)
October 8, 2025 at 6:07 PM
"I shouldn't stop using AI because corporations are going to blow up the planet anyway" is rick and morty levels of selfish "everything is chemicals" loser nihilism, and we should treat it as such when we encounter it
October 7, 2025 at 6:50 PM
Accessing my genetic memory like assassin's creed in order to write more generic bisexual man indie rock
October 6, 2025 at 6:52 PM
Reposted by MECO!
August 7, 2025 at 4:13 PM
Reposted by MECO!
catching up!
October 4, 2025 at 5:33 AM
One time when I met this bottom on a con elevator and got him back to my room he nonchalantly cleaned out with a plastic water bottle that was lying around. It was embarrassingly hot
October 4, 2025 at 7:45 PM
Captain, on my home world of Vulcan we do not have the primitive earth devices knows as "condoms."
October 4, 2025 at 4:35 AM
I've had enough. I'm going to the one online public square that hasn't yet been compromised by the "state" of Israel
October 3, 2025 at 11:12 PM
When I was like six I had a crush on an Applebee's hostess and my grandma bought me roses to give to her so what I'm trying to say is that I was born and raised with the love of the game
September 30, 2025 at 9:13 PM
My version of body dysmorphia is when Spotify adds suggested songs to my playlist and I have to painstakingly remove every single Radiohead song while knowing that something associated my taste with them
September 30, 2025 at 8:51 PM
"My community is too cool they make beautiful art that is too hot and based and joyful my steak too juicy woe is me" do you know what people for 99% of the length of human history would give to be free of their bonds like this
September 30, 2025 at 5:28 AM
"HEY DID YOU SEE THAT NEW FURRY ALBUM HAS FAT BREEDABLE DEER ASS ON THE COVER?!"
September 30, 2025 at 4:37 AM