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· Aug 6
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Has anyone coined the term "Kirkuationship" yet
January 6, 2026 at 11:58 PM
Has anyone coined the term "Kirkuationship" yet
The correct measure of a video game as an adult is making you want to kill yourself for the exact right amount of time before letting you win
January 6, 2026 at 3:14 AM
The correct measure of a video game as an adult is making you want to kill yourself for the exact right amount of time before letting you win
One of the best parts about being a wife guy in a poly arrangement is getting to refer to my partners as "my better two-thirds" while slapping my knee hard enough to break the sound barrier
January 6, 2026 at 2:06 AM
One of the best parts about being a wife guy in a poly arrangement is getting to refer to my partners as "my better two-thirds" while slapping my knee hard enough to break the sound barrier
Resolution? ❌
Thick? ✔️✔️✔️
Thick? ✔️✔️✔️
December 31, 2025 at 10:46 PM
Resolution? ❌
Thick? ✔️✔️✔️
Thick? ✔️✔️✔️
Dried pineapple my beloved
December 31, 2025 at 3:36 AM
Dried pineapple my beloved
Programmable LEDs were invented for one reason and I am going to corrupt that reason to be bisexual Christmas porch lights
December 29, 2025 at 2:46 AM
Programmable LEDs were invented for one reason and I am going to corrupt that reason to be bisexual Christmas porch lights
Friend: Hey man that was a lot of shrooms, you good?
My brain to the aliens in the walls:
My brain to the aliens in the walls:
December 28, 2025 at 11:29 PM
Friend: Hey man that was a lot of shrooms, you good?
My brain to the aliens in the walls:
My brain to the aliens in the walls:
Sometimes when I'm on psychedelics and I'm having a spooky moment I think of the scene in The Hobbit where Galadriel banishes Sauron from Dol Guldur and it works 100% of the time
youtu.be/KnD_NkGTEXo?...
youtu.be/KnD_NkGTEXo?...
The Hobbit (2014) - Clash of Immortals [4K]
YouTube video by Kimer “RawCut” Lorens
youtu.be
December 28, 2025 at 11:20 PM
Sometimes when I'm on psychedelics and I'm having a spooky moment I think of the scene in The Hobbit where Galadriel banishes Sauron from Dol Guldur and it works 100% of the time
youtu.be/KnD_NkGTEXo?...
youtu.be/KnD_NkGTEXo?...
Kinda dysphoric to have to react with a thumbs up on teams instead of sending them a sticker of a shirtless buff hyena man saluting
December 24, 2025 at 5:00 PM
Kinda dysphoric to have to react with a thumbs up on teams instead of sending them a sticker of a shirtless buff hyena man saluting
is your burger still worth it
December 24, 2025 at 6:09 AM
is your burger still worth it
humanity really loves fermenting beans man
December 20, 2025 at 5:02 AM
humanity really loves fermenting beans man
Hey guys this is my mycosona his name is Xylus he's a spring destroying angel do NOT draw him without express permission!!
December 20, 2025 at 2:53 AM
Hey guys this is my mycosona his name is Xylus he's a spring destroying angel do NOT draw him without express permission!!
Actually kind of relieved that the price of ram and gpus is skyrocketing because it means that one day I will be forced to get off my computer
December 18, 2025 at 9:24 PM
Actually kind of relieved that the price of ram and gpus is skyrocketing because it means that one day I will be forced to get off my computer
"Shooting myself in the head so I can get out of writing a paper is inevitable" I scoff, as I voluntarily stick my head into the 500 billion dollar, smog-belching, shoot-yourself-in-the-head-so-you-can-get-out-of-writing-a-paper machine
December 17, 2025 at 11:00 PM
"Shooting myself in the head so I can get out of writing a paper is inevitable" I scoff, as I voluntarily stick my head into the 500 billion dollar, smog-belching, shoot-yourself-in-the-head-so-you-can-get-out-of-writing-a-paper machine
I like how work laptops get uncomfortably cold if you leave them out. It symbolizes The Evil
December 15, 2025 at 1:01 PM
I like how work laptops get uncomfortably cold if you leave them out. It symbolizes The Evil
RED: I feel my hole on fire
BLACK: My hole when he's not there
BLACK: My hole when he's not there
December 13, 2025 at 11:36 PM
RED: I feel my hole on fire
BLACK: My hole when he's not there
BLACK: My hole when he's not there
RED: The blood of angry twinks
BLACK: The dark age 30 passed
BLACK: The dark age 30 passed
December 13, 2025 at 11:36 PM
RED: The blood of angry twinks
BLACK: The dark age 30 passed
BLACK: The dark age 30 passed
Worst part of Les Mis by far is how Eponine is a multifaceted redeemed spirit of a character and chud fuckboy Marius still goes for the empty set of tits at the end fuck you rich boy you should've been gunned down at the barricade
December 13, 2025 at 11:24 PM
Worst part of Les Mis by far is how Eponine is a multifaceted redeemed spirit of a character and chud fuckboy Marius still goes for the empty set of tits at the end fuck you rich boy you should've been gunned down at the barricade
(Performatively and covertly signaling to potential vegan suitors that I am well adjusted and sane by mentioning that I take my b12 btw)
Taking my b12 supplement this morning and marvelling at the fact that life exists at all when if I as an organism don't happen to find this specific ass cobalt molecule my brain will decide to get a bunch of holes in it and die
December 8, 2025 at 5:51 PM
(Performatively and covertly signaling to potential vegan suitors that I am well adjusted and sane by mentioning that I take my b12 btw)
Taking my b12 supplement this morning and marvelling at the fact that life exists at all when if I as an organism don't happen to find this specific ass cobalt molecule my brain will decide to get a bunch of holes in it and die
December 8, 2025 at 5:46 PM
Taking my b12 supplement this morning and marvelling at the fact that life exists at all when if I as an organism don't happen to find this specific ass cobalt molecule my brain will decide to get a bunch of holes in it and die
I've changed my mind #RapePawbert
I will NOT be simping for the Israeli lynx pretender known as "Pawbert"
I WILL be plowing the endearing Alex Jones coded beaver RAW
I WILL be plowing the endearing Alex Jones coded beaver RAW
December 2, 2025 at 6:28 PM
I've changed my mind #RapePawbert
I will NOT be simping for the Israeli lynx pretender known as "Pawbert"
I WILL be plowing the endearing Alex Jones coded beaver RAW
I WILL be plowing the endearing Alex Jones coded beaver RAW
December 2, 2025 at 2:32 PM
I will NOT be simping for the Israeli lynx pretender known as "Pawbert"
I WILL be plowing the endearing Alex Jones coded beaver RAW
I WILL be plowing the endearing Alex Jones coded beaver RAW
Every morning that I wake up before sunrise I put on either public service broadcasting or the disco elysium soundtrack and decide whether I am a steely eyed missile man or a grizzled alcoholic detective about to get his life together, respectively
December 1, 2025 at 1:22 PM
Every morning that I wake up before sunrise I put on either public service broadcasting or the disco elysium soundtrack and decide whether I am a steely eyed missile man or a grizzled alcoholic detective about to get his life together, respectively
Things parents were wrong about:
-Employment
-Music
-Gay People
Things parents were right about:
-holy shit tomatoes are so fucking good man
-Employment
-Music
-Gay People
Things parents were right about:
-holy shit tomatoes are so fucking good man
November 30, 2025 at 9:51 PM
Things parents were wrong about:
-Employment
-Music
-Gay People
Things parents were right about:
-holy shit tomatoes are so fucking good man
-Employment
-Music
-Gay People
Things parents were right about:
-holy shit tomatoes are so fucking good man
American Socialism 🤝 Nuclear Spacecraft Propulsion
Back on the menu after 60+ years
Back on the menu after 60+ years
November 5, 2025 at 6:42 PM
American Socialism 🤝 Nuclear Spacecraft Propulsion
Back on the menu after 60+ years
Back on the menu after 60+ years