The Mailman
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Born forty years too late, or forty years too early.
1,500 millennials at a hardcore show and we’re all so fucking tired.
November 15, 2025 at 1:09 AM
1,500 millennials at a hardcore show and we’re all so fucking tired.
September 8, 2025 at 2:04 AM
Beer south of the Mason-Dixon is all bullshit.
September 2, 2025 at 1:21 PM
Beer south of the Mason-Dixon is all bullshit.
Watching 2010 Notre Dame/Michigan State like
July 17, 2025 at 1:10 AM
Watching 2010 Notre Dame/Michigan State like
Eat the whole bag of chips before dinner like nobody's watching
July 12, 2025 at 10:13 PM
Eat the whole bag of chips before dinner like nobody's watching
If I were a grown man named Stillwell I’d have no reason to live. This, from a grown man named DJ.
July 9, 2025 at 2:51 AM
If I were a grown man named Stillwell I’d have no reason to live. This, from a grown man named DJ.
If you’re trying to win a championship, do you trust Betty Spaghetti or Jimmy Butler with the last possession of your season?
July 9, 2025 at 2:04 AM
If you’re trying to win a championship, do you trust Betty Spaghetti or Jimmy Butler with the last possession of your season?
Dottie Hinson is the James Harden of the AAGPBL.
July 9, 2025 at 1:49 AM
Dottie Hinson is the James Harden of the AAGPBL.
Emotional support nachos.
July 8, 2025 at 10:24 PM
Emotional support nachos.
Get ready to learn Shimmy, bud
Can confirm Pistons have agreed to a sign-and-trade to acquire Duncan Robinson in exchange for Simone Fontecchio. 3 year, $48 mil deal for Robinson. Big move to address their need for spacing.
July 1, 2025 at 10:18 PM
Get ready to learn Shimmy, bud
Who knew, this whole time “owning the libs” actually meant libertarians?
JUST IN: Elon Musk blasted President Trump's domestic agenda bill, calling it a "disgusting abomination." The White House shrugged off the criticism. cnn.it/43ZnY5F
June 3, 2025 at 9:22 PM
Who knew, this whole time “owning the libs” actually meant libertarians?
Either Union Station #Chicago has the best-dressed drug dealers in the country, or I just got offered mescaline by a very lazy police chief.
May 23, 2025 at 7:53 PM
Either Union Station #Chicago has the best-dressed drug dealers in the country, or I just got offered mescaline by a very lazy police chief.
I genuinely hope Kyle Kinane’s dad built this with his bare hands.
The U.S. has now accepted a luxury jet as a gift from Qatar, which the Air Force has been asked to upgrade so it can be used as a new Air Force One for President Trump, a Defense Department spokesman confirmed Wednesday.
U.S. Formally Accepts Luxury Jet From Qatar for Trump
www.nytimes.com
May 21, 2025 at 6:35 PM
I genuinely hope Kyle Kinane’s dad built this with his bare hands.
If they buy Arm & Hammer and Head & Shoulders next, they’re so close to becoming a real boy!
Dick's Sporting Goods is buying rival Foot Locker in a $2.4 billion deal cnn.it/43hLI3g
May 15, 2025 at 11:29 AM
If they buy Arm & Hammer and Head & Shoulders next, they’re so close to becoming a real boy!
Hey hi good morning, the Pistons play basketball tonight and the Lakers play basketball in October.
May 1, 2025 at 10:43 AM
Hey hi good morning, the Pistons play basketball tonight and the Lakers play basketball in October.
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We're all going to have different unexpected triggers that send us spiraling into despair and anger during this administration. But seeing Shohei Ohtani smile and pose for pictures with Donald Trump at the White House today just about broke me.
April 7, 2025 at 7:03 PM
We're all going to have different unexpected triggers that send us spiraling into despair and anger during this administration. But seeing Shohei Ohtani smile and pose for pictures with Donald Trump at the White House today just about broke me.
These Tigers are bringing everything I love back to the game: patient hitting, aggressive base running, endless utility. Hinch is a godsend.
April 6, 2025 at 8:26 PM
These Tigers are bringing everything I love back to the game: patient hitting, aggressive base running, endless utility. Hinch is a godsend.
SPENCER.
TORKELSON.
TORKELSON.
April 6, 2025 at 8:18 PM
SPENCER.
TORKELSON.
TORKELSON.
Elevator pitch: The Wolf of Wall Street, but it takes place during a trade war
April 4, 2025 at 2:04 PM
Elevator pitch: The Wolf of Wall Street, but it takes place during a trade war
You know the drill.
Spencer Torkelson.
April 2, 2025 at 2:20 AM
You know the drill.
The 2025 Tigers are the 1927 Yankees when they’re not playing the Dodgers.
April 2, 2025 at 1:49 AM
The 2025 Tigers are the 1927 Yankees when they’re not playing the Dodgers.
If you argued the moment of the postseason got to Jackson Jobe last fall, your case rests tonight. Doesn’t have a care in the world two innings into his first career start.
April 1, 2025 at 2:34 AM
If you argued the moment of the postseason got to Jackson Jobe last fall, your case rests tonight. Doesn’t have a care in the world two innings into his first career start.