Magz 🍉
@magzinthemiddle.bsky.social
I teach 6th graders.
I am a parent to two.
I cosplay, read, watch anime, and shit.
I’m tired, man, and I’ll skeet about what I want.
I am a parent to two.
I cosplay, read, watch anime, and shit.
I’m tired, man, and I’ll skeet about what I want.
I drank one glass of water and ate one Clementine. Am I a beacon of health and wellness?
February 12, 2025 at 7:23 PM
I drank one glass of water and ate one Clementine. Am I a beacon of health and wellness?
I know that torture isn’t effective, but have they tried making them sit down with a first grader who has to write the names of all his classmates on Valentine’s cards?
February 9, 2025 at 9:26 PM
I know that torture isn’t effective, but have they tried making them sit down with a first grader who has to write the names of all his classmates on Valentine’s cards?
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Happy Black History Month, and yeah, we're still doing that.
a drawing of a fist with a purple bracelet around it
ALT: a drawing of a fist with a purple bracelet around it
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February 1, 2025 at 12:43 PM
Happy Black History Month, and yeah, we're still doing that.
Here’s the secret to kids and bedtime:
- if you put them to bed early then they wake up early.
- if you put them to bed late then they wake up early.
You are never going to win.
- if you put them to bed early then they wake up early.
- if you put them to bed late then they wake up early.
You are never going to win.
February 1, 2025 at 11:29 PM
Here’s the secret to kids and bedtime:
- if you put them to bed early then they wake up early.
- if you put them to bed late then they wake up early.
You are never going to win.
- if you put them to bed early then they wake up early.
- if you put them to bed late then they wake up early.
You are never going to win.
Somebody yell at me to change the seating chart
January 31, 2025 at 7:40 PM
Somebody yell at me to change the seating chart
“You mean to tell me that YOU are going to make ME take a TEST in MAY. AKA: the month of MY BROTHER’S BIRTHDAY?!?!”
Yes. I guess I’m a monster.
Yes. I guess I’m a monster.
January 31, 2025 at 3:39 PM
“You mean to tell me that YOU are going to make ME take a TEST in MAY. AKA: the month of MY BROTHER’S BIRTHDAY?!?!”
Yes. I guess I’m a monster.
Yes. I guess I’m a monster.
Me: I knew your dad when we were 16.
6yo: and you got married then?
Me: no no we got married later.
6yo: but you had a crush on him?
Me: yes.
6yo: … that’s a little sus 😒
6yo: and you got married then?
Me: no no we got married later.
6yo: but you had a crush on him?
Me: yes.
6yo: … that’s a little sus 😒
January 30, 2025 at 9:50 PM
Me: I knew your dad when we were 16.
6yo: and you got married then?
Me: no no we got married later.
6yo: but you had a crush on him?
Me: yes.
6yo: … that’s a little sus 😒
6yo: and you got married then?
Me: no no we got married later.
6yo: but you had a crush on him?
Me: yes.
6yo: … that’s a little sus 😒
I’m like more excited than he is
January 25, 2025 at 7:03 PM
I’m like more excited than he is
I cannot put this book down it’s so good but it’s making me so sad
January 24, 2025 at 8:18 PM
I cannot put this book down it’s so good but it’s making me so sad
Anyway, this skeet brought to you by: Oh Boy Do I Understand Why Some Animals Eat Their Young !!!!!
Growing up, my mom always told my siblings and I to NEVER pray for patience because she believed it would lead God to send you opportunities to practice patience.
January 24, 2025 at 12:47 AM
Anyway, this skeet brought to you by: Oh Boy Do I Understand Why Some Animals Eat Their Young !!!!!
Growing up, my mom always told my siblings and I to NEVER pray for patience because she believed it would lead God to send you opportunities to practice patience.
January 24, 2025 at 12:46 AM
Growing up, my mom always told my siblings and I to NEVER pray for patience because she believed it would lead God to send you opportunities to practice patience.
HELLO?! I AM NOT HAPPY.
Hi it’s my first time watching Naruto. I just got Rock Lee, and if anything were to happen to him, I would off everyone in the room and then myself.
January 21, 2025 at 11:25 PM
HELLO?! I AM NOT HAPPY.
2yo’s new fun thing is to use the back of his head as his napkin.
Food on his hands? That’s fine. Can wipe it into his hair.
Hands wet from the sink? It’s all good. That’s why he has hair.
Food on his hands? That’s fine. Can wipe it into his hair.
Hands wet from the sink? It’s all good. That’s why he has hair.
January 21, 2025 at 8:23 PM
2yo’s new fun thing is to use the back of his head as his napkin.
Food on his hands? That’s fine. Can wipe it into his hair.
Hands wet from the sink? It’s all good. That’s why he has hair.
Food on his hands? That’s fine. Can wipe it into his hair.
Hands wet from the sink? It’s all good. That’s why he has hair.
Painting salt dough creations with the toddler.
January 21, 2025 at 7:40 PM
Painting salt dough creations with the toddler.
Between all the snow/cold days, I have worked 6 days this whole month so far.
January 21, 2025 at 7:17 PM
Between all the snow/cold days, I have worked 6 days this whole month so far.
Made some bread in a Dutch oven. ✨ domestic goddess ✨
January 20, 2025 at 3:33 PM
Made some bread in a Dutch oven. ✨ domestic goddess ✨
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Just making sure that everyone is aware of this crab that NOAA scientists found
January 19, 2025 at 1:39 PM
Just making sure that everyone is aware of this crab that NOAA scientists found
Obsessed with this ninja who is just 2,644 rollie pollies in a trench coat.
January 19, 2025 at 11:48 PM
Obsessed with this ninja who is just 2,644 rollie pollies in a trench coat.
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so this was actually mostly unplanned. I thought I’d start w a laptop, then I decided to draw a raccoon sitting at it. Then I gave it a straight little mouth, then I drew another small line to make it have a more mischievous look. That’s when I wrote “hmmmmmm” and then it sorta went from there
January 19, 2025 at 8:39 PM
so this was actually mostly unplanned. I thought I’d start w a laptop, then I decided to draw a raccoon sitting at it. Then I gave it a straight little mouth, then I drew another small line to make it have a more mischievous look. That’s when I wrote “hmmmmmm” and then it sorta went from there
It’s potato soup time.
January 19, 2025 at 9:18 PM
It’s potato soup time.
Making some Lil Guys for a school fundraiser.
January 19, 2025 at 5:58 PM
Making some Lil Guys for a school fundraiser.
When I’m cleaning: all is peaceful. Nobody bothering me.
When I sit down: suddenly everyone is full of NEEDS
When I sit down: suddenly everyone is full of NEEDS
January 19, 2025 at 3:37 PM
When I’m cleaning: all is peaceful. Nobody bothering me.
When I sit down: suddenly everyone is full of NEEDS
When I sit down: suddenly everyone is full of NEEDS
Didn’t feel like I needed to download any of my tiktoks and then remembered I recorded quite a few about my son’s start into One Piece 😭❤️ he watched 100+ episodes with me before he turned 5
January 19, 2025 at 2:37 AM
Didn’t feel like I needed to download any of my tiktoks and then remembered I recorded quite a few about my son’s start into One Piece 😭❤️ he watched 100+ episodes with me before he turned 5
Student: why won’t you let me sit by my friend?
Me: you haven’t turned in all your work yet.
S: well that’s not my fault 😠 I forgot it at home!
Imma crash out fr.
Me: you haven’t turned in all your work yet.
S: well that’s not my fault 😠 I forgot it at home!
Imma crash out fr.
January 17, 2025 at 11:48 PM
Student: why won’t you let me sit by my friend?
Me: you haven’t turned in all your work yet.
S: well that’s not my fault 😠 I forgot it at home!
Imma crash out fr.
Me: you haven’t turned in all your work yet.
S: well that’s not my fault 😠 I forgot it at home!
Imma crash out fr.
Hi it’s my first time watching Naruto. I just got Rock Lee, and if anything were to happen to him, I would off everyone in the room and then myself.
January 17, 2025 at 11:20 PM
Hi it’s my first time watching Naruto. I just got Rock Lee, and if anything were to happen to him, I would off everyone in the room and then myself.